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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I'd like to know what meds you're on, Nathaniel. Or rather, what meds you are supposed to be taking. You seem to suffer from confusion and mood swings.
I douno' maybe ask E.Y. Davis since he seems to be the resident fake headshrinker of the moment.
He's probably far too busy to be reading your thread.
And I have to say, today seems to be one of your good days. Especially considering Monkey didn't come back and "thhhaave" you like you had hoped. Monkey hating on JB is just par for his course. Maybe you can align yourself with him there and try to draw him in again.
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Obsessed much with Taint? I am a former mope/load dumper/PA. An unattractive, overweight, and under-endowed man who in his mid 40s began the role of professional masturbater/blowjob recipient. Over the course of about 2 years I ejeculated into the bird-like mouths of well over 200 porn girls. But more importantly, I am yet another member here who fails to see what you contribute to this forum of any value.
So what does a former meat gazer/ load dumper do now that he is "former". It's a recession and I'm assuming you're in Cali. What real world professional skills did you develop while stroking your flaccid in room of dudes and collecting a pittance of, what $100? I'm guessing food service.
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Your ignorance is exceeded only by your arrogance, Jennifer. My real life career preceeded my porn hobby by decades. Porn fun was never a career, just a way to grope and spew hot young girls who would have nothing to do with me in real life.
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Your ignorance is exceeded only by your arrogance, Jennifer. My real life career preceeded my porn hobby by decades. Porn fun was never a career, just a way to grope and spew hot young girls who would have nothing to do with me in real life.
I did mean to ruffle your feather dude. So. LOLZ. However I find it admirable that you call working in the food service industry a "career". Bravo!
Fuc yo preceeded [sic]. (If Wee Willie can do it so can I.)
If I where you I would have written preseeded cuz' being a former "professional" seed thrower and all.
let me do some math..
200 x $100 carry the two
a whole 20000 dollars? Hope you didn't spend it all in one place fatty...
spent more than that in taxes when I was 21 like twenty years ago...
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Ignorance again. Besides my typo, did you comprehend the text? I did not do porn for the money, but for the experience. You spent 20K in taxes? In early 90's dollars??? Shit, you're more ignorant than your posts would indicate. Now go the fuck away already. We're all done with you and your lame bullshit.
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Originally Posted By: Tongue In Cheek
So you're in your 40's taunting people on a porn board for Lulz. Bravo.
Didn't I just write that....?
I'm sorry I spent my twenties and most of my thirties with out the internet and doing interesting things an going to interesting places. Its only been a few days junior and I'm already loosing interest.
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
I'm sorry I spent my twenties and most of my thirties with out the internet and doing interesting things an going to interesting places.
Soldier or inmate? BTW: without is one word, and you typo'ed the word and. Tit for tat, Jennifer.
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Ignorance again. Besides my typo, did you comprehend the text? I did not do porn for the money, but for the experience. You spent 20K in taxes? In early 90's dollars??? Shit, you're more ignorant than your posts would indicate. Now go the fuck away already. We're all done with you and your lame bullshit.
Hmmm. 90's dollars were more valuable than today's dollars. I'll let know exactly how much I paid in 92. It was 28,675.37 after deductions.
I'm pretty sure you were probably bagging groceries and living in your mums house then but If you made more than that.
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You paid 28K or netted 28K? If you really paid 28K into the system you need to find a tax guy in a big way. Stupid is as stupid does, right Jennifer?
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I douno' maybe ask E.Y. Davis since he seems to be the resident fake headshrinker of the moment.
E.Y.
Opinion?
I'd have to actually read some of his posts to venture a guess.
By the way, I would NEVER claim to be a "headshrinker" (fake internet kind or real life kind) and I haven't been a resident for years.
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come on e.y. we could use a fake md on the board. seriously.
nathan...that's more like it. i was worried that barry may have broken you after i read his less than positive assessment of you. i was ready to have harsh words with him along the lines of "that's no way to treat our one and only hate-bot" and such.
we can never have nice things around here, yes?.
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come on e.y. we could use a fake md on the board. seriously.
Oh well, if you insist. I don't mind being the fake board MD, I just don't want to be the headshrinker kind.
Psychiatrists are to the medical profession what gym teachers are to the education profession.
But if taking this position means I have to actually read all of Nathan's posts, I resign!
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Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Its almost a lock that I am the focal point of every XPT best era or the downfall of XPT thread on the board. Truth be told online trolling has followed the same path as reality tv, it was fun and honest at the beginning, now its the equivalent of a guy banging a pot on his head with a wooden spoon. Enjoy.
I cant believe that I missed your fait accomplis in the thread you killed Monstar in.
What a brilliant end.
You were just fucking with him and it was all just happenstance that you fucked up the world where you were k1ng. I'm sure you've regretted everyday since. You miss your chums. You miss the banter. You miss the attention.
Who the fuck wants to be a King of an empire of shit other than Republicans and BoringYO?
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I always liked the name Samoan Swat Team over the HeadShrinkers. Vince McMahon always has to go cartoony w/ shit.
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How is the ol' ego, Monks?
Very much intact. Is there a point to this or are you trying to create the same awkwardness that follows you around in most social settings when you ask similar questions that go nowhere.
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I don't know If I was arguing anything monkey other than saying that XPT sucked and accusing you of destroying it. You took credit for it and instead of arguing about that,
why would I argue it? It might be the single greatest compliment i've received on this board.
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Nate, I wanted to like you but sadly all of your posts show that you are a parody of yourself. Keep posting. It will become EVEN more evident.
Burg is still alive, I just lost $50.
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Monkey hating on JB is just par for his course.
How so?
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Your ignorance is exceeded only by your arrogance, Jennifer. My real life career preceeded my porn hobby by decades. Porn fun was never a career, just a way to grope and spew hot young girls who would have nothing to do with me in real life
<camera zooms in close on left eye and upper check> A single tear forms and drops.
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nate we get it you, dont like this place.log off and just forget about xpt and go kiss your boyfriend.
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Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
just a way to grope and spew hot young girls who would have nothing to do with me in real life
<camera zooms in close on left eye and upper check> A single tear forms and drops.
Glad I could provide a Hallmark moment for you there Monkey, but honestly....think Melissa Lauren or Gian Jerkins would have let me near them? Much less getting to fuck Allie Sinn or getting blown by Claire Robbins, et al?
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Good, because I think we're in need of a pediatrician.
Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Is there a point to this or are you trying to create the same awkwardness that follows you around in most social settings when you ask similar questions that go nowhere.
I'm in a charitable mood and thought I'd help brighten your rare moment of relevance and underaged adulation. You're welcome.
Nathaniel is noble to an extent, he wants the oil painting, the masterpiece, he wants to mix it up but watching him try to play bad guy is like watching frankie wipe with burger king napkins or witnessing TeaganPresley cutting herself on cam last night & trying to sound like Veronica Cartwrights character in Alien when she gets smoked.
Everyone remembers television's Michael J. Fox on curb your enthusiasm. There we saw a man with a gaze focused inward on his determination, displaying an impressive range of emotional speeds. But we also saw a man struggling to steady himself enough to blurt out a few mono-syllables - they are awkward and abrupt, much in the way black people spit the name georgia out of their mouths.
Uncomfortable but you're rooting for him and he's cruising along, the words are flowing and he almost looks relaxed, like "he's got this" and then BAM he gets jammed up and you either covered your eyes or looked away, you wanted to be sick. The man was taxed, they'd taken too much. I tried to vomit one more time but it lacked conviction.
on a personal note I really believe that if not for his family ties fuckyou money then Michael J. has a job at home depot holding paint cans 5 min at a time. Also he hides bottles under the counter and drinks heavily, or "drinks" insofar as you see the stuff go in but there's no discernible effect. And he goes out into the night and we have no idea who this man is.
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Teagan cut herself? By accident, or she have a breakdown? Got a screen cap?
Back to the Future and Teen Wolf put a ton of coin in his pocket too.
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But we also see a man struggling to steady himself enough to blurt out a few mono-syllables - they are awkward and abrupt, much in the way black people spit the name georgia out of their mouths.
I'm betting this was a good post. I'm sure of it. But you lost me there.
Ray Charles is black and "Georgia on my Mind" is simply sublime. He has absolutely no problem with the word whatsoever. Maybe you just need an editor. Are you hiring?
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coulda gone with Gladys Knight and the Pips too.
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Originally Posted By: Mark_J
Nathaniel is noble to an extent, he wants the oil painting, the masterpiece, he wants to mix it up but watching him try to play bad guy is like watching frankie wipe with burger king napkins or watching TeaganPresley cutting herself on cam last night & trying to sound like Veronica Cartwrights character in Alien when she gets smoked.
Everyone remembers television's Michael J. Fox appearing on curb your enthusiasm. There we see a man with a gaze focused inward on his determination, displaying an impressive range of emotional speeds. But we also see a man struggling to steady himself enough to blurt out a few mono-syllables - they are awkward and abrupt, much in the way black people spit the name georgia out of their mouths.
It is uncomfortable but everyone is rooting for him. He's cruising along, the words are coming out and he almost looks casual, you think "he's got this" and just when it seems like he's hitting his stride BAM he's jammed up and you either covered your eyes or looked away - you wanted to be sick. The man was taxed, they'd taken too much. I tried to vomit one more time but it lacked conviction. No audience enjoys spending all evening watching someone walk into stone walls.
on a personal note I really believe that if not for his family ties fuckyou money then Michael J. has a job at home depot holding paint cans. He hides bottles under the counter and drinks heavily, or "drinks" insofar as you see the stuff go in but there's no discernible effect. And he goes out into the night and we have no idea who this man is.
Although addressing a minor aspect of your post, I don't think MJF got his fuck you cash from family ties, im guessing more so from spin city or if he had a great agent some back end back to the future royalties (adjusts glasses with forefinger)
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Originally Posted By: Mark_J
Nathaniel is noble to an extent, he wants the oil painting, the masterpiece, he wants to mix it up but watching him try to play bad guy is like watching frankie wipe with burger king napkins or witnessing TeaganPresley cutting herself on cam last night & trying to sound like Veronica Cartwrights character in Alien when she gets smoked.
Everyone remembers television's Michael J. Fox on curb your enthusiasm. There we saw a man with a gaze focused inward on his determination, displaying an impressive range of emotional speeds. But we also saw a man struggling to steady himself enough to blurt out a few mono-syllables - they are awkward and abrupt, much in the way black people spit the name georgia out of their mouths.
Uncomfortable but you're rooting for him and he's cruising along, the words are flowing and he almost looks relaxed, like "he's got this" and then BAM he gets jammed up and you either covered your eyes or looked away, you wanted to be sick. The man was taxed, they'd taken too much. I tried to vomit one more time but it lacked conviction.
on a personal note I really believe that if not for his family ties fuckyou money then Michael J. has a job at home depot holding paint cans 5 min at a time. Also he hides bottles under the counter and drinks heavily, or "drinks" insofar as you see the stuff go in but there's no discernible effect. And he goes out into the night and we have no idea who this man is.
Motivated you to post something. What has it been two or thee months.
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If it weren't for the MJF then we wouldn't have had thousands of dbags buying severely overpriced kids shoes that light up... and this gem of a crappy commercial for it..
is that his wife?id like to shake something up with her.
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Motivated you to post something. What has it been two or thee months.
Again you're fucking welcome.
I happen to know you didn't inspire the post or the board read after months. How do I know this? Because I am smarter than you. That puts me in the same category as everyone else who ever posted here. And that includes Panzer.
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I seen JB, so that pic Monkey or Bornyo? It would be disappointing if it was just a random.
The pic below.
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Motivated you to post something. What has it been two or thee months.
Again you're fucking welcome.
looking for age 20-75 male to come over and jack off in my model train room, listen to gordon lightfoot, mutual touching but nothing more im not gay, after we finish we can stomp around and kick the trains like monsters (not destroy they are my sons), also i have a bunch of imitation crab meat in my freezer, so you can have a bunch when you leave, its all perfectly good we just got too much.
BTW im in the clan with jb, monkey, bornyo all the bad guys and i will be signing mouse pads after this post is finished for $500, i also sucked all of them off once a piece and saved the goods in jars labeled and dated, they will be on ebay for $5000 a piece. pm for more info
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What's with this trickery?
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I cant believe that I missed your fait accomplis in the thread you killed Monstar in.
What a brilliant end.
You were just fucking with him and it was all just happenstance that you fucked up the world where you were k1ng. I'm sure you've regretted everyday since. You miss your chums. You miss the banter. You miss the attention.
Who the fuck wants to be a King of an empire of shit other than Republicans and BoringYO?
Now I'm down to: Nate = gayoto or smartt. Gayoto because his hatred of Monks and his knowledge of old board activities is obvious, SergioMartorelli because all his torrent sites are being sued into submission, and he has no other choice, except to rape some more young boys.
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I figured you to be a little younger.
How was the BJ?
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I could watch the films and all the interviews of the people who were actually there a hundred thousand times. Listen to the music until my ears bleed. Read all of the books in the library on the subject, but I'll never know exactly what it was like at Woodstock, because I wasn't there.
Poor nate/mpz/trapez, or whatever he'll call himself next week, is in the same boat here, he knows he came too late. He'll never really understand what this place actually was. He can go back and read all the old posts he wants, but he'll never truly understand the jokes or the banter or the rich tapestry of hatred that was XXX Porn Talk. The perpetual outsider always looking in. It's sad and more than just a little pathetic.
Nate I can honestly say you never would have lasted a single day here and somewhere, deep down in that OCD addled brain, you know I speak the truth. So why don't you go back to doing the only thing you're actually good at, scouring the net, night and day, for hooker ads to post here. Leave the humor and the hatred to your betters.