nassim
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
It's true.
Where there is smoke, there is a fire. Rumors and reports of those Saudi orgies date back 20-30 + years, no?
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
.....its hot as fuck over their and most of the men buying women in the middle east are fat sweaty smelly bastards imagine the cheese some of those girls have to deal with when going downstairs on one
That would be just like working the porn fans at the conventions, except they would be making much more money.
There’s one Arab or Indian fuck that frequents every show. I was walking behind them last month during the show, and he was joking to his buddy, “do you want her, I’ll buy her for you”.
No shit, and this was the SAME dude in years previous that had an exclusive with Tory Lane. IIRC, he rented her for the entire convention, probably paid a hefty sum for her to put up with the scent of curry seeping from his pores, and she boned him every night.
Maybe Gia knows who I’m talking about?
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#543665 - 02/12/1212:49 PMRe: calling bullshit on jenna presley
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J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Dick Dastardly
There’s one Arab or Indian fuck that frequents every show. I was walking behind them last month during the show, and he was joking to his buddy, “do you want her, I’ll buy her for you”.
If they can afford it, why the fuck not? Or do you object to whores being whores? Remember, if it wasn't for whores being whores, we wouldn't have this wonderful clubhouse for our degenerate pleasure.
Originally Posted By: Dick Dastardly
Not to my recollection, but I do regret not snapping a photo from afar. The lulz would have been worth it.
You gonna post everyone's photo on this board, then? Or just the people who make you obsess over your own inadequacies? I'm betting those numbers are statistically indistinguishable.
^^^It depends on who's doing the posting, and why. As for Eric specifically, it's really a question of who is casting the stones. No 28 year old virgin who lost it to an addled whore taking pity on them has standing to mock anyone.
I'm sorry, Berry, but that's just how it is. If we were to grant Eric standing to mock anyone, then we have to concede that 28 year-old virgins have standing to say anything. If you're prepared to concede that, then you might as well agree to invalid.Tritone's nonsense, because it's equally
tattypatty
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Does the guy have a moustache?
All of their 'women' do. That's why they fuck white whores.
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You gonna post everyone's photo on this board, then? Or just the people who make you obsess over your own inadequacies? I'm betting those numbers are statistically indistinguishable.
Hey J.B., blame yourself, shitstain. I’ll post photos b/c they’re apparently “funny”. Remember? You’re obviously the one who “made it OK” to post people’s photos all over XPT, so I guess it’s “funny”. So, before rambling about inadequacies, maybe you should consider your own. If the virgin thing is the best you can come up with, you’ve got a LONG way to go, dumpling. Your desperation to shame me is pathetic, and your contempt is far less than that which I’m accustomed. FAIL, try again.
drained
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The actual question should be whether it is adequate to take pride in sinking it into just any female. If anything does it, there is a very small novelty factor. Cross-fame shit and all.
Dyanna Lauren and Jenna Presley do have two of the highest hourly rates - Dyanna 2.6k per hour and 1.8k per half hour and Jenna 2.1k per hour and 1,050.00 per half hour [ I wonder if you can negotiate that extra 50 for the half hour, lol].
#547419 - 03/15/1203:16 PMRe: calling bullshit on jenna presley
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Nathanial Mayweather
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
i say deposit 10k in bank, get some in money orders to pay off credit cards, stash the rest at home and just use as a cash allowance for the rest of the year. 10k is the highest you can deposit in cash without being questioned, i think. where's willie d, our banker friend, to clarify?
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
10k is the highest you can deposit in cash without being questioned, i think. where's willie d, our banker friend, to clarify?
Wasn't there some mope a few years ago on here who bragged about his prowess with bank accounts? Like balancing your account was tantamount to winning the Nobel Prize?
To answer your question, any cash deposit in a FDIC insured bank over $10M does require a CTR report to the bank's federal regulator (FRB, OCC, etc). If you continue to make cash deposits in a bank near the $10M limit, and someone @ you bank notices, they will also be required to file a SAR (suspicious activity report) with the bank's regulator. Some businesses which are cash-intensive can be exempted from SAR reporting, like grocery stores, bars, and other businesses who accept cash as a common form of exchange. Some random whore like RaeRae or JennaP walking into a bank, depositing wads of cash (pun intended) will undoubtedly trigger some alarm.
If you're a whore, just keep it in the mattress anyway. Your suitcase pimp is gonna burn through it soon enough, why not keep it close at hand and avoid all those pesky federal laws? Sheesh, how many times has Janine been to the pokey for money, and not sex?
So the syphilis is setting in nicely on you Will E DEE.
gia jordan
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
i say deposit 10k in bank, get some in money orders to pay off credit cards, stash the rest at home and just use as a cash allowance for the rest of the year. 10k is the highest you can deposit in cash without being questioned, i think. where's willie d, our banker friend, to clarify?
Ever heard of a SAFE DEPOSIT BOX?
Stupid Whore is gonna Stupid Whore...
Banks have you sign waivers saying you won't store cash in the safety deposit box.
#547559 - 03/16/1210:35 PMRe: calling bullshit on jenna presley
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Nathanial Mayweather
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
i say deposit 10k in bank, get some in money orders to pay off credit cards, stash the rest at home and just use as a cash allowance for the rest of the year. 10k is the highest you can deposit in cash without being questioned, i think. where's willie d, our banker friend, to clarify?
Ever heard of a SAFE DEPOSIT BOX?
Stupid Whore is gonna Stupid Whore...
Banks have you sign waivers saying you won't store cash in the safety deposit box.
Bless your black heart. Sure. I can't imagine signing a waiver not to do something and then doing it. I may get Santa all riled up. Then what?
gia jordan
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In case I got audited or the gov wanted to do any financial snooping around on me, you think I would've taken that chance? Unwritten rule for strippers back in the 90s was 'deposit enough so you get a good mortgage approval when you're ready to buy a house. The surplus cash, hide it in a safe and pay for clothes, food, etc with it.'
#547566 - 03/16/1210:51 PMRe: calling bullshit on jenna presley
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Nathanial Mayweather
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In my life I've know tons of crime types who use the box. Getting audited is a risk. In the end they are just going to take your cash and maybe you go on a nice federally funded vaca like Mike Vick and Martha Stewart. Really fucked up there lives. Caveat.
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