I apologize, Mr. Durden, and promise to run all future bookings through you for your approval. My next date is in 11 hours and 8 minutes. The one after that will be in 23 hours and 8 minutes. The one after that will be in 23 hours and 8 minutes.

Now you are intimately acquainted with my lack of intimacy issues. How I wish I could just wake up to the same woman day after day after day after day after day.

My life is horrible! Look, I even have to work on Sundays!

Looking back, I don't know what I was thinking hiring an 18 year old newbie with big natural tits who swallows. Please have efukt put up a clip when it comes out entitled The Worst Casting of All Time.