Originally Posted By: Fiend
Originally Posted By: Steezo
To calculate a whore's true age, do you multiply by a specific value or add a set number of years to the claimed age?


The most accurate way is to cut out the uterus and count layers of scar tissue. Less accurate is to determine when her father, uncle or step dad fist taught her the lap pogo rider game then apply the whore years to human years conversion formula adjusting for cosmetic surgeries and number of stays in rehab. Its not an exact science but its as close as you'll get due to FLOP #1


DAMN that's harsh LOL! I've never been molested and my Dad is a cool mother fucker. The only surgery I've ever had was getting my 4 wisdom teeth out last year.. Why do you guys bother to ask me questions if you're not gna believe an of my answers anyways?

Have a great weekend everyone!:)