A couple of things: She's up to $300. All anonymous. You know how the piano guy in a bar puts a few bills in himself? You know, just to get things going. Makes me wonder. I'm sure she's better than that tho.

Psychologist? I know that's every stripper/ whore in the world. But seriously, if you were really in crisis, would this be the doc you'd pick? "I've made really poor choices my entire adult life, but I'm going to tell you how to live".

Community college. High school with ashtrays. Congrats on that accomplishment, Rollergirl.

No royalties. Aw, poor baby. Do any of us working a 9-5 get royalties for our toil? Do I get a dime royalty every time someone hits off a pipe I made? She makes a tasty daily wage for showing up. I've had $1000 days (few and far between) but they were the result of months of prep and hard work. If anything, this bitch should be putting me through college.