I see. Lou, have you seen the movie Philadelphia starring Tom Hanks? If that's your idea of macho, well...


Sit down, shut up, and let's hear from FOX on my innovative idea that's sure to land me the 2013 AVN Crossover Star of the Year award. Due to a lack of talent and ambition, I am unable to win any performing or acting awards and the Hall of Fame remains a distant dream for me.

My whole career comes down to this.