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#533781 - 11/10/11 05:27 PM Tyler Durden is retaded.
cqd Offline
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He could't even come up with a good name. He is beyond stupid.

Hey Tyler, let's have at it.


Edited by cqd (11/10/11 06:10 PM)
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#533785 - 11/10/11 05:41 PM Re: Tyler Durden is retaded. [Re: cqd]
J.B.
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I endorse this thread.

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#533789 - 11/10/11 05:44 PM Re: Tler Durden is retaded. [Re: cqd]
cqd Offline
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Tyler did you pick that user name because you have no idea how to be original?
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#533792 - 11/10/11 05:55 PM Re: Tler Durden is retaded. [Re: cqd]
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not to speak for the racist but a few of the options for picking the tyler durden name would be...

- inner conflict based on touching other men.

- the obvious...brad pitt fanboi

- the not so obvious...meatloaf fan.

- he makes his own soap

- he is or wants to be this guy
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#533793 - 11/10/11 05:56 PM Hey Tyler Durden
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Not only do you have a retarded screen name but you are also mindbogglingly stupid.

Anyone can write nigger or spook. You don't even seem to able to do it in a funny way.

You are a pathetic idiot just based on "Tyler Durden" alone. But I am pretty sure you are stupid in real life.

I think you are pathetic. Prove me wrong if you can.

Hahah "Tyler Durden" Idiot.
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#533794 - 11/10/11 05:59 PM Re: Hey Tyler Durden [Re: cqd]
cqd Offline
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I will be seriously surprised if you have the intelligence to write a post that doesn't involve racial slurs. You are very smart.
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#533796 - 11/10/11 06:06 PM Dis anyone else notice...
cqd Offline
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Tyler Durden is a retarded parody! First he picked a user name that was mind-numbingly stupid and the all he does is a racist act.

Fuck this retard.

When he posts his bullshit ignore it and never give him any attention.

Because Tyler, we all know you are a pathetic attention whore.

Leave this retard crying that nobody will pay attention to his stupid racist bullshit.

Bye Tyler.

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#533875 - 11/11/11 08:26 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
Tyler Durden Offline
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Wow, I have my very own fanboi. I know BI and CXXX would be happy to hear this, but I'm a little concerned about why you would spend the time making multiple posts taking about me like you are a retarded 12 year old.

I'll oblige since it's clear you are looking for some attention.

1. I gave no thought to the name I choose. I simply had just finished watching the movie, was doing some scrolling around imdb to see if there was any interesting trivia about it, and some how stumbled across a web site called www.wwtdd.com I thought it was a pretty funny website at the time, and since I'm not the type of loser who cares how "cool" a screen name is on a porn board, I just chose what I did. I mean, I guess I should have come up with something really cool like "cqd", or "backdoor man", or "super loads". If I had just spent a few hours pondering what I should call myself, then maybe I could be as cool as you think you are. BTW, give me some pointers on how to have what you would consider a "cool" screen name. What does "cqd" mean?

2. Why do I have to be "funny" when telling a nigger he's a nigger? Are you trying to be funny with this little tempertantrum? Is this a comedy board? It's quite interesting that you seem to think I'm "mindbogglingly stupid", but yet here you are having created this thread. Just a hint, you might want to look in the mirror and have a look at your own actions before commenting on others.

3. I don't care to "prove you wrong". I could care less about what you say, or what you think. If you don't like me, or what I post, that's up to you. It's a porn board for Christ's sakes. If you want to see what my intelligence is, then ask me. Maybe you are smarter than I am. Maybe I am the dumbest person on this board. If that's the case, then that's the case. But since I could really give two shits about it, I won't change who I am, or what I post.

4. I find it ironic that again you've called me an "attention whore", yet in less than a day, you dedicated 10 posts and started a thread about me. Most of which pretty much says the same thing. You could have easily just posted something once, and then waited for my response. But that wouldn't have garnered all the attention you were looking for. Do you know what hypocrite means?

Originally Posted By: cqd
You are very smart.


Like I said, I don't really care what you think. But maybe you should check what you type, before you post it. It kinda seems a little odd that you go on and on about how stupid I am, then make a mistake that contradicts everything you've just said.

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#533878 - 11/11/11 08:47 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
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#533880 - 11/11/11 08:52 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
Jerkules Offline
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Jerkules is what we used to call juiced up meatheads, as in "Hey, look at Jerkules over there. Think his nuts shriveled off yet."
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#533882 - 11/11/11 09:06 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
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Quote:
I could care less about what you say, or what you think.


Did you mean to say "couldn't care less"? Because what you just said is that you do care.
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#533891 - 11/11/11 09:48 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
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Cool. A ruckus.
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#533893 - 11/11/11 09:55 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: Tyler Durden]
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Originally Posted By: Tyler Durden
2. Why do I have to be "funny" when telling a nigger he's a nigger?



Because the board already has its official racists: Tritone and Vin/Jigaloo. They've been at it since April Fools Day, 2007 and if you can't be funnier than them --and you're not-- go and find yourself another schtick. No, this does not mean "Move on to the Jews." Coke Stevenson/Progignere ran that shite into the ground twice. Picking some obscure group to hate on, like the fscking Laplanders or some such, ain't gonna work either. Do something different or move on. Thank you.

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#533894 - 11/11/11 10:00 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Cool. A ruckus.


inorite barry....

i do love me a ned attack and his one line reply to tylers tl;dr marathon event was good.

my 2 fave lines so far are...

Originally Posted By: cqd
mindbogglingly stupid.


Originally Posted By: Tyler Durden
tempertantrum
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#533895 - 11/11/11 10:03 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
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and why are you guys explaining your screenname when tyler cant figure out what cqd stands for?. let the n00b squirm.
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#533896 - 11/11/11 10:03 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
cqd Offline
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The guy has a nude black man in his avatar and is obsessed with the black race. We know where his mind is at.
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#533897 - 11/11/11 10:05 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
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Originally Posted By: cqd
The guy has a nude black man in his avatar and is obsessed with the black race. We know where his mind is at.


he's most likely a meatloaf fan too...
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#533901 - 11/11/11 10:20 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
cqd Offline
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What does "cqd" mean?


New to internet message boards? Wanna know what is going on?

Lurk, learn and read archives.

I make fun of your name because it is painfully unoriginal. I would make fun of you if you showed up as Holden Caulfield (you know the book, right?). Or any other well known character from a extremely well known book.

Quote:
Do you know what hypocrite means?


Yup. It means you wrote out a long post to the "attention whore".
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#533902 - 11/11/11 10:27 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
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Wait a minute, wait just a minute. J.B. you tryin to say we can't hate on the Jews? Shit. So I have to throw out the 1000 words I have on how Jew Bankers forced JoePa to coddle the kid touching Pollock? Crap.

On to Gypsy hate. If they make Little Lupe nervous, they gotta be bad.
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#533916 - 11/11/11 11:21 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
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Say whatever the fuck you want, as long as its not your entire schtick. The board doesn't need any more full-time racists. They're more annoying than those fscking laplanders.

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#533922 - 11/11/11 11:45 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
Jerkules Offline
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WTF is a laplander? Are they like the Barley Heads from Ogdenville?
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#533925 - 11/11/11 11:57 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
cqd Offline
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It's a region of finland and sweden. Lapland that is. Now what a Laplander is should be pretty clear.


Edited by cqd (11/11/11 11:57 AM)
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#533929 - 11/11/11 12:14 PM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
Jerkules Offline
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So they pretty much are barley heads. Do they root for the MN Vikings?
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#533945 - 11/11/11 01:19 PM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Those Barley Heads know how to labor.
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#534055 - 11/12/11 08:57 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: cqd
Did you mean to say "couldn't care less"? Because what you just said is that you do care.


Yep, you're right. I made a mistake. Now, are you going to admit you made a mistake as well?

It's interesting that everything I said, this is what you replied to. Come on, you can do better than that.

Originally Posted By: J.B.
Because the board already has its official racists: Tritone and Vin/Jigaloo. Do something different or move on. Thank you.


I think I'll continue to do what I want. If you don't like it, have me banned from the site. If you don't like what I post, don't read it. Just some advice, you might be more comfortable over at ADT.

Originally Posted By: cqd
The guy has a nude black man in his avatar and is obsessed with the black race. We know where his mind is at.


There is also a nude white guy there too. You do realize it's a porn board right? I've explained why I have that avatar, if you missed it the last time, go look it up and educate yourself. If you don't or can't, ask me again, and I'll explain.

I would like to question where your mind is at considering the amount of time, effort and thought you are spending on me. I guess we can ask where your mind it at.

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
and why are you guys explaining your screenname when tyler cant figure out what cqd stands for?. let the n00b squirm.


You're right, I have no idea what it is. However, what it is, and the reasons he / she has decided to use it as a screen name, are entirely up that him / her. I don't spend anytime questioning why, or how someone decided on what to call themselves. It's really quite idiotic in my opinion.

Should I go through and look at everyone's screen names, and know how and why they chose it? Really, I think we should all have better things to do, but if this what you want to make it all about, have at it Haas.

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
he's most likely a meatloaf fan too...


Don't forget Ed Norton.

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
WTF is a laplander?


Really!?!?!? You didn't know what a "laplander" is? Come on man. "Lurk, learn and read archives." Don't you know? You must know everything about everything if you think you can post here. How dare you not know what some obscure reference was.

Originally Posted By: cqd
I make fun of your name because it is painfully unoriginal. I would make fun of you if you showed up as Holden Caulfield (you know the book, right?). Or any other well known character from a extremely well known book.


Just my opinion, but if you're putting that much thought into screen names, whether it's your own, or someone else's, you need to find a better hobby.

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#534065 - 11/12/11 10:22 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: Tyler Durden]
cqd Offline
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Originally Posted By: Tyler Durden
What does "cqd" mean?




Originally Posted By: Tyler Durden
I don't spend anytime questioning why, or how someone decided on what to call themselves.


No time thinking about it? But time typing and asking about it?
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#534066 - 11/12/11 11:19 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
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cqd = Chief of the Quite Demented
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#534080 - 11/12/11 02:16 PM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: Tyler Durden]
J.B.
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Sweet. Two in two days.

Originally Posted By: Tyler Durden


Originally Posted By: J.B.
Because the board already has its official racists: Tritone and Vin/Jigaloo. Do something different or move on. Thank you.



I think I'll continue to do what I want. If you don't like it, have me banned from the site. If you don't like what I post, don't read it. Just some advice, you might be more comfortable over at ADT.

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#534108 - 11/13/11 07:40 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: ]
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cqd needs his own personalized title. I suggest Little Ball of Hate. (and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible)
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#534115 - 11/13/11 08:44 AM Re: Dis anyone else notice... [Re: cqd]
J.B.
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^^^ At XPT, that's nothing but complementary. Though I'd simply go with "Ball of Hate." Conq's not exactly a little Dude.

If that doesn't work, how about "Spleenmeister" or "Scourge of the Stupid?"

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#534122 - 11/13/11 10:43 AM Re: Hey Tyler Durden [Re: cqd]
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#534147 - 11/13/11 10:56 PM Re: Hey Tyler Durden [Re: cqd]
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Any title is fine with me. I am still amused that I got Tyler Durden to attempt to defend himself. He lost all credibility when he replied to this thread.
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#534148 - 11/13/11 10:59 PM Re: Hey Tyler Durden [Re: cqd]
cqd Offline
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It's hilarious. I got him to behave like the posters he hates.

Spook. Nigger. Whatever. Tyler is as worthwhile as one of Tranzer's enema nozzles.
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#534150 - 11/13/11 11:12 PM Re: Hey Tyler Durden [Re: cqd]
cqd Offline
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Throwing you a bone here. Try using the search function on the forum. idiot.

It is amazing to have some know nothing retard telling you to go to ADT. Hey Tyler. Start counting my ADT posts... Since I think you are incredibly stupid I'll let you know it's more than 5,000. I sincerely doubt you could figure that out on your own. OOPS. You have already shown you haven't been able to figure it out by your idiotic telling people to go to ADT. You are so stupid it almost makes me cry while I laugh.

Tyler Durden, you are barely smart enough to tie your shoe without drooling. This board is not for you. You'll see why the longer you stick around and try to come off as smart.
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#534154 - 11/14/11 05:52 AM Re: Hey Tyler Durden [Re: cqd]
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Yawn...!
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#535016 - 11/24/11 03:37 PM Re: Hey Tyler Durden [Re: cqd]
cqd Offline
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Tyler Durden (Member #16515)
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He keeps logging in but doesn't post because nobody is interested in his poorly informed racist verbal vomit. Hi Tyler!

It's hilarious, if you post long time members will keep telling you to keep your racist shtick to yourself. And you appear to be too stupid to just adjust your retarded behavior.

Nice to see you keep checking in.
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#535099 - 11/25/11 10:53 AM Re: Hey Tyler Durden [Re: cqd]
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Mental Illness is a Bitch...! frown
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#535261 - 11/26/11 02:34 PM Re: Hey Tyler Durden [Re: cqd]
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quit posting and go play with your hamster, or whatever it was.

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#535386 - 11/27/11 07:26 PM Re: Hey Tyler Durden [Re: cqd]
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Nice to see you care. Thanks

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