Welcome to www.loadmymouth.com, Lia Lopez. You are update #618 but #1 in our hearts.






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Stripper with an underbite.

If Lia reads this, she will booty clap your head like a walnut. Beware.

Brandon Iron you're not in porn anymore so how did you make this video?

I spent thousands of dollars to find a body double for me. Thousands more were spent building an exact replica of my apartment. I think the quality will speak for itself.

Who's the retro rocker dude in the first pic ??????

It's Kevin DuBrow's younger brother. Now be quiet and don't start any riots.

You were much too quick on that response. Were we perhaps having a bang your head fantasy going on during the shoot ? :-)

I'd like to bang your head...with a baseball bat. It would be good for my Mental Health. (Yes, I know it's Metal Health but I'm keeping my reference.)

You could all day and I would still be better looking than that broad in the face ! lol

You shaddappa you face! I love my non-tranny talent and so will you.
Now does anyone have this talent's contact info? I am looking to shoot update #619 soon.

Fucking christ Brandon, I know it's Halloween but...........

I like the Angelina Jolie-ish lips!

Kill that tranny and roll it up in a shower curtain.

Still releasing footage the Dijon dungeon. Pathetic.

The Dungeonmaster sentences you to 2 more years on the sidelines.

Wait, thats your FURNITURE ??? WTF

I would not refer to Lia as furniture. She was a lay-a-way but that's beside the point.

You also sentence many women to cervix cancer and now it looks like oral cancer as well. Your parents must be so proud of your utter worthlessness.

Come on Have2, fair is fair. Most a them bus stop pigs and gutter sluts were probably oozing puss and causing burning pee before they ever left the trailer park.

And yet the only people complaining are you two. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Please stop wagging your fingers at me in disapproval. I...I...I can't take it much longer!

Hey Sparky, I didn't complain about this broad at all. Sure she tough face to face, but she looks good bent over. THis chick is actually a step up from your norm. And as far as porn stars w/ infections, I'm never gonna fuck em, so it makes no difference to me what they carry.

I break your balls because it's fun, not because I care, there Slerp-ules.

You don't have the cajones to break my balls.

Brandon fully embraces his role as a human carcinogen.

Look how happy the Ironman is here. So joyous! So content! Yet Lia appears unhappy, confused, and uncomfortable. Men are from Mars. Lia doesn't like penis.

Did her asshole taste like tacos?

I was a little hungover so it was the hair of the dog.

Why is Brandon so immature? A while back I tried having a conversation with the guy...

i approve of the captions.

I object to the unlicensed use of dialogue copywritten by Brandon Iron Productions.
- Pudgy Midget

Could you please photoshop 10 pounds off me? That would be really nice of you.

No more than I can photoshop away the infections you're killing the whores with.

Thelonious Monk had a song called Ugly Beauty. You have half of that going for you.

So now you are against killin whores??!!?? FAHK MAN! What kind of anti fun curmudgeon are you?

That chick has a face like one of the puppets from a Sid and Marty Kroft show. Crackie-whore-poo?

That chick aint cracky. She sure aint pretty either though, unless she's bent over.

She's pretty smart to choose to work for Brandon Iron Productions.
Please, could someone just shade in a six pack of abs on me? How about a four pack?