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#52488 - 09/01/04 08:17 PM
Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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Porn Jesus
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After seeing the disturbing picture of rob longshot from the meatholes shoot i couldn't quite put my finger on what it was that made me feel so uneasy about longshot, then it hit me a few days ago. He is a bobcat ewok with the forearms of a 8 year old girl. (this has been told before to a few people but belongs in the cage)
Bobcat goldthwait
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Black Ewok
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Rob "Freak show, nerd with a smile of someone with downs syndrome" Longshot
Side note in this picture gen padova looks like the teacher from matilda that horrible kids movie i had to sit through with my kid last week. As pictured below.
Edited by smelly monkey (09/01/04 08:19 PM)
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#52489 - 09/01/04 08:25 PM
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haha, wow, those are some PUNY arms hes got...
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#52500 - 09/03/04 06:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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YES. Monkey 1 Gen 0.
Sent you a pm asking if i bothered you?. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. This puts all those negative messages you make about swami into perspective big time, i sent maybe 1-2 PMs like 3 months ago, asking you, swami and chico why don't you love me when all i do is love, i care for my family and earn a living,pay taxes and like cigars, etc as a joke to myself when i was bored. Same shit i sent you i sent to those two fags, if i seem soft then i get a reaction as was the case with all three of you, if you fear im going to insult you at every chance then i get nothing. You thought i was being serious?. I think i popped my fayner from laughing so hard. I think you have a urine infection in your ear if you believe i really cared if you liked me or not. When have i ever being serious on this board?. Why would i be serious to someone i called disgusting right off the bat when i first started posting here. Dear god.
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#52507 - 09/04/04 12:32 AM
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#52515 - 09/09/04 06:44 PM
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Registered: 05/06/04
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since people true identities are being revealed I guess I should also.
I'm Teagan Presley
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#52517 - 09/09/04 07:38 PM
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I'm Brian and sos my wife
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#52518 - 09/09/04 07:49 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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im jesus christ, lucifer and the pickle in your big mac.
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#52520 - 09/09/04 08:05 PM
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I'm the earwig burrowing into your brain.
Do you sit around all day stealing pics from other sites to post here? You haven't had an original post since you registered here. I may need to rape you. That usually keeps people in check.
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#52521 - 09/09/04 08:05 PM
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i am the hijacker on your plane
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#52523 - 09/09/04 08:22 PM
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I'm the earwig burrowing into your brain.
Do you sit around all day stealing pics from other sites to post here? You haven't had an original post since you registered here. I may need to rape you. That usually keeps people in check.
You should go talk to Smartt if you want to rape or get raped. I'm not into the whole Jew steal your money rape you while your not looking thing.
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#52529 - 09/10/04 07:38 PM
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When i was a smack addict in the mid 90's i used to earn my money singing/playing guitar at a train station, i only knew one song and played it for 4-6 hours a day at the same spot. It was american life in the summertime and now everytime i hear it (which isn't frequently thank god) i breaking into a tears and begin to sweat a lot. A little insight, thats all, Its all about learning, you know.
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#52532 - 09/11/04 07:43 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
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i never got testy.... sorry if it came off that way.
we were just trying to get together a new screener list as our old one was lost with a computer that died a rather nasty death.
i should be finally sending some out this or next week for Taste That ASs!!!
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#52535 - 09/11/04 12:40 PM
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ywah, we got so many requests for screeners, we have to figure out whos legit and who just wants free porn.
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#52536 - 09/12/04 05:05 AM
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Longshot is an two faced asshole and he picked the wrong face to use. I promise the board this, one day i will urinate on rob longshot. Maybe not anytime soon but before im dust it will happen. (me) (rob longshot)
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#52537 - 09/12/04 05:48 AM
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monkey, say what you will... it really isnt worth mine or anyone elses time.
if you would say these things as yourself it would carry a slight bit more worth... but instead it is done under the protection of another psuedonym...
it isnt worth wasting my energy on it.
i have more important things to do.
the more everyone argues with you the more it feeds you.
i know reality from the bullshit, and thats all i care about. i dont air dity laundry in public... its not my style. as long as i know what reality is... im cool with it.
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#52539 - 09/12/04 08:39 AM
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im not afraid of urine... but i wpuld really rather it come from a chick...
being peed on by a guy, or peeing on a guy.... thats mighty gay.
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#52540 - 09/12/04 12:12 PM
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Ah, peeing on another guy is just a way of establishing dominace. I do it all the time.
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#52543 - 09/12/04 07:58 PM
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i know reality from the bullshit, and thats all i care about. i dont air dity laundry in public... its not my style. as long as i know what reality is... im cool with it.
Are you serious?. What a joke. You are everything you claim not to be. Look i know for a fact that you hate asians and jews, what do you think was your main selling point to rob black?.
who hates asians and jews?! rob black? I'll bury his family! this nonchalant racism is becoming a festering cyst on this message board. Action, possibly militant, needs to be taken. Start stocking up weapons now because a Japanese/Jewish hurricane is going to rise up and rid the planet of hatred and ignorance.
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#52546 - 09/13/04 07:39 AM
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#52547 - 09/14/04 02:39 PM
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I'm already stocked up, no wait, what kind of weapons are we talking about? Weapons of ass destruction or are we talking munitions of war? I need to know so I wont be left out of this bull shit, so called war. My body guard awaits deployment.
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#52548 - 09/14/04 03:39 PM
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#52550 - 10/21/04 12:19 AM
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and to think i didnt make your fugly poll.... that hurt bad monkey... im not sure if i can forgive you again... i mean last time the makeup sex was AMAZING!... but this... thats just too far. I WANNA BE FUGLIEST OF THEM ALL IN THE MONKEY CAGE!
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#52551 - 10/21/04 12:22 AM
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and to think i didnt make your fugly poll....
that hurt bad monkey... im not sure if i can forgive you again... i mean last time the makeup sex was AMAZING!... but this... thats just too far.
I WANNA BE FUGLIEST OF THEM ALL IN THE MONKEY CAGE!
I WANNA BE FUGLIEST
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#52552 - 10/21/04 12:24 AM
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ok, that was a pretty bad time...
believe it or not i have lost like 8-10lbs since leaving my desk job...
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#52553 - 10/21/04 12:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
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If i could change it i would, the stench must be awful
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#52555 - 10/21/04 12:32 AM
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i have a couple of pics on my computer here of me sporting the Morrisey look... im sure you would get a kick out of those... but should i post em?
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#52556 - 10/21/04 12:34 AM
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i have a couple of pics on my computer here of me sporting the Morrisey look... im sure you would get a kick out of those... but should i post em?
Well John's on and I bet he is looking to see what he thinks of man meat. Entice him a little.
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#52557 - 10/21/04 12:44 AM
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the one i wanted to post... with the spikey pompadour was too big... so here... have one of the old promo pics from my old band....
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#52559 - 10/21/04 06:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
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it's kind of a Color me badd/3rd Bass(bass?)-fusion. i hear it's very, very garfield right now in milan. milan, new york and japan.....rob's too sexy for his shirt...
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