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#485430 - 05/07/10 05:52 PM Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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Happy 42nd Birthday, Traci Lords.


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#485431 - 05/07/10 06:01 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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Bi... say you grabbed her off the bus. How would porn be different today?.
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#485432 - 05/07/10 06:25 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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I do not have a car so I would be grabbing her on the bus. We would go to the house where she filmed YOUNG GIRLS DO and have snacks.

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#485433 - 05/07/10 06:30 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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You're fucken killing me here.

I need to drink more to even begin to deal with you.
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#485434 - 05/07/10 07:10 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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I think you need to drink less. Your posts are usually incoherent and rambling. I just assumed you were drunk most of the time, Captain Morgan. Failure does that to people. I'm sorry.

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#485435 - 05/07/10 07:36 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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your fucking dead son, dead.

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#485436 - 05/07/10 07:39 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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I don't like Lou either, man, but I'm not going to threaten him like you did. Relax, man. He's cool....in a stumbling, alcoholic sort of way.

If you are serious about killing him, though, I think it's as easy as lighting a match when he exhales.

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#485437 - 05/07/10 07:47 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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...or farts. I like Lou because I dislike him so much.
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#485438 - 05/07/10 07:48 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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i was talking about traci

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#485439 - 05/07/10 09:19 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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What do you have against her? Did you get caught up in all the shenangians that went down because she sought out the industry and used fake ID and turned on some people who helped her and caused a lot of business losses?

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#485440 - 05/07/10 09:50 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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#485441 - 05/08/10 01:43 AM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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Quote:

Bi... say you grabbed her off the bus. How would porn be different today?.




He wouldn't grab her off the bus. She's attractive.
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#485442 - 05/08/10 08:01 AM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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Zing!

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#485443 - 05/08/10 10:28 AM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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I read that Traci Lords didn't come to porn valley via the bus, rather she was a local slut who was pimped off by her stepfather.

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#485444 - 05/08/10 11:10 AM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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Wikipedia has a good bio on Traci.

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#485445 - 05/08/10 04:07 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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Quote:

I read that Traci Lords didn't come to porn valley via the bus, rather she was a local slut who was pimped off by her stepfather.




She was brought to Jim South's office when she was 14. He said the stepfather, who had been raping her since she was a child, told Jim I'll get her doing movies soon.


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#485446 - 05/08/10 05:09 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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because you were there right

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#485447 - 05/08/10 06:19 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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She was brought to Jim South's office when she was 14. He said the stepfather, who had been raping her since she was a child, told Jim I'll get her doing movies soon.






Copy that.
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#485448 - 05/08/10 09:40 PM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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i hate the bitch's music




Where the hell do you ever hear her music that doesn't require you to click on a link, like the one you posted?

Stop clicking links [and posting, jerkoff] to her music. Click on the ones that say pics.
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#485449 - 05/09/10 02:24 AM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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I still have a bunch of VHS tapes with her in them around here somewhere.
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#485450 - 05/09/10 02:37 AM Re: Happy Birthday, Traci Lords!
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I still have a bunch of VHS tapes with her in them around here somewhere.




Also known as your kiddie porn collection.
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