I'm going to give some blood at the Red Cross and will get back to you shortly. That's right, shortly.

On an unrelated note, I place the blame for my woes squarely on Lady Gaga after singing Bad Romance at Porn Star Karaoke several months ago:

I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it’s free

I did not feel well later that night. Blame Gaga.