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Enya: Women who have “spells.”


Feist: Pale, urban women with bangs who wear owl-shaped jewelry they bought on Etsy.


M.I.A.: People who think of themselves as “cultured” because they listen to a Sri-Lankan rapper.

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(Etsy + owls = crack. )






For smart people:
Readers by Author. .

There are a lot of names in the list of artists that I've never even heard of. Then, there are some I know by name only. The rest are people I don't listen to.

The list of authors is much more recognizable.

Good find!

I would assume that it says that I haven't listened to much new music after I left college.

"We just wanted to sound like shit
But you thought we were avant-garde
You thought we went to art school
But we worked at gas stations

[Chorus:]
You thought we were cool
But you didn’t know we hate you
You thought we were cool
Fuck off all you fucking faggots!

You didn’t know we were a bunch of assholes
You thought we were liberal and arty
You tried to act weird and pretend you were violent
When I whipped chairs at you, you ran off and cried

Once you realized we hate people like you
You finally stopped coming to our shows
Now there's less faggots, less people with glasses
Less know it all eggheads, no more jazz fags"

Lady Gaga: College girls who wear sloppily applied eye makeup on purpose, unrealistically hopeful NYU theater majors.

Pink: Women who’ve discovered the effects of their Lexapro are rendered obsolete by the amount of alcohol they consume.

Kelly Clarkson: “Nice girls” who deal with feelings of rejection and bitterness through listening to pop music.

My musical tastes run to Frank Zappa, The Who and Pink Floyd. RIP Frank, Keith, Syd and The Ox.