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I'd call Jeff Van Vonderen


Call him! Tell him to leave me dirty emails and texxts. I have always had a thing for Jeff, Dr. Drew and Chris Hansen but that's a whole different masturbatory fantasy. Jeff can force my ass in to rehab as long as he visits and forces himself on me after the group meeting or whatever. I never been there so I don't know. I just realized I am an alcoholic.




Now go pet the Monks. Go! Go!
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