Check this Shit out on NiteSquirt!

http://www.niteflirt.com/BEST+PORNSTAR+ON+THE+NET

I wonder how many porn chicks are doing this instead of just focusing on shows through their own website?

Ok, well no one seems interested in Priya Rai peddling her fakeness via WEBCAM shows on the same site as our Ceara Lunch....so allow me to direct your lustful cravings to a new development on an OLD concept taking place in Gia's former base of operations, Las Bogus, er I mean Vegas.

Times are tough in sin city, especially for lazy-yet-hott strippers who used to supplement their stripping with SELECTIVE escorting (i.e. FUCKING & Gobbling) for well-to-DUE and / or attractive guys who approached and talked to them in the RIGHT way. Some of these hotties have taken to working at some of the casinos (the ones downtown or off strip that are not as pretentious or overdone as places on the strip) in provocative job descriptions or shows that feature nudity and consorting with the audience both during and after the "Show" (picture a Vegas Nude revue where the chicks walk amongst the audience) ALSO, for the hotties with a penchant for MAth and who DO NOT have a criminal record, there is THIS:

http://www.plazahotelcasino.com/pdf/aqua_girls.pdf

NOW, I, Burglar, whore connoissuer, want any male XPT viewer who is horny and has extra cash to blow the next time they are in Vegas, to go Downtown, play BLackjack here at the Plaza (dont stay there, it is a partial-DUMP....unless you get 100% comped rooms) and CHAT up one of these Blackjack beauties to have a drinky-drink with you after her shift ends, whereby you will somehow offer her (minimum) 500 bucks per hour to double down on your nutsack. The girls pictured on this website coverpage are VERY typical of the quality you will find so I believe they are worth it, from a purely aesthetic/physical attractiveness standpoint. The casinos do not try to overly restrict interaction between such marginal employees as these whore-dealers/in house entertainers & their customers, because the casinos realize, in this economic environment and in the competitive pool of Vegas, anything they can do to keep the customers from leaving and blowing their wads (cash & otherwise) elsewhere is totally correct.

SO go pump a load on a Blackjack Beauty's face ... your life as you know it ............ will forever remain the same shitty deal, but at least you will have a memory of a few moments of absolute pleasure (at 500 bucks a pop) involving your load leaving your penis and plopping on the grille of a girl who looks like the blond in this website photo. Trust me: "nothing else in life matters / except how many hott chicks a man splatters"

This is the most useful information I've ever gotten from this site...

Planet Hollywood has their dealers wearing lingerie and fishnet stockings. Some of them are crazy hot. There are gogo dancers in bikinis too.

Don't know if they escort on the side.

Planet Hollywood

That's way too much work. There's top shelf pussy available all over Vegas. Why jump through all those hoops.

Rio has the same bikini clad BJ dealers. But again, there is more willing pussy in Vegas than you can shake a stick at to extract your cash.

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CHAT up one of these Blackjack beauties to have a drinky-drink with you after her shift ends

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Burg I will give your plan a try if you supply the $.

Wild guess, the movie based on the Hunter S. Thompson Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas classic?

BTW, again, I love that picture.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

close....

part of the title is right.

Must be Leaving Las Vegas then.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Leaving Las Vegas was, at the time (1995-1996) a Great picture in the sense that it accurately captured the city of Las Vegas as it existed at that particular time, including such minutiae as what GOOD LOOKING, not-quite-train-wrecked whores like "Sera" could charge in 1996. If you guys recall, Nicholas Cage's character, Booze Kamikaze "Ben", offers Elizabeth Shue's "Sera" $500 in his motel room...Sera clarifies for Ben that, for $500, he can basically do anything he wants, including ass fucking AND (drum roll)... "cum on my face..."

Back in 1996, Face Plastering was still a "special" act, and most whores would only do it IF you paid a decent amount, and 500 1996-dollars was about right for one full Sex romp culminating in one, MAYBE, two pops - if the chick liked you... The Movie got it right in this important area as far as I was concerned...it also unknowingly set the price for face blasts for years to cum....my dead best whore friend Roxy who worked Vegas for the entire decade of the 1990s told me that, up until mid 1996, she could charge as much as 800-900 bucks for a fuck session that ended with the guy yanking off his condom and jerking off on her gorgeous face. After Leaving Las Vegas had run its course in the theaters, won its oscars and been released on VHS in 1996, customers/johns had used the movie and Sera's actions in it to drive the price of face blasts DOWN to around 500 bucks as depicted in the movie....and it was no longer optional for a whore to agree to allowing even the most grody customers to empty their balls onto her grille...unless she wanted to earn a reputation as a bitch and receive NO repeat business. Cumming on a whore's face started to become SOP, standard operating perverion, for johns and whores alike. Porn also followed suit....

Open mouth cumshots and swallowing soon followed the inevitable spiral of downward moral erosion, breeding the ultimate uber whore gobblers, like our own Gian Jerkins, that we enjoy today. In my opinion, we all owe a debt of gratitude to Leaving Las Vegas and Elizabeth "sera" Shue for doing such a fine job conveying and depicting the fine subtle aspects of paying for perversionary fulfillment, and breaking down the barriers to achieving complete sexual satisfaction amongst both paying customers and the whores who service them...nothing said "Servicey" like a whore kneeling in front of a guy jerking his dick off onto her face or into her mouth.

And, as more than a few of my whore-friends have confided to me, and Gia will back this up....many women-whores ENJOY the filthy degradation that comes from having men PAY to use them as a sperm receptacle, that HAVING a warm load plastered onto their face or into their mouth for money is arousing in and of itself....


Viva Las Vegas indeed....

Cereal Lunch is more a comedian than a mistress, she's fucking funny