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#428151 - 06/03/09 12:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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The dude uses a hotmail account for business purposes? Swanky.
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#428152 - 06/03/09 01:21 PM
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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...and who wrote this for him?
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#428154 - 06/03/09 05:57 PM
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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...and who wrote this for him?
Kimmy Thai, his girlfriend
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#428158 - 06/03/09 09:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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You mean he couldn't get his own girlfriend to "no list" you, CXXX?
btw, who got the infamous autographed blackboard?? Or is that on the boat, too?
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#428160 - 06/03/09 11:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Thanks Fatman, you crack me up!
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#428161 - 06/04/09 03:45 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Christ! I'm more pathetic than Ryan Knox!!
Truer words never spoken in your case. Thanks for playing ball...
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#428163 - 06/04/09 04:10 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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#428166 - 06/04/09 04:36 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Now that's the kind of quality post that only a 9,000 plus-er can provide 
How about that sunshine on a dog's ass? 
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#428167 - 06/04/09 04:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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 OMG. I have over 9k posts. At this moment I have more posts than anyone in the entire history of XPT. That's a proud legacy. 
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#428168 - 06/04/09 06:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Don't worry about it. Electrostatic will leapfrog you after your next sabbatical.
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#428169 - 06/04/09 07:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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She and the Coke counterpoint will surge over your record.
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#428170 - 06/04/09 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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OMG. I have over 9k posts. At this moment I have more posts than anyone in the entire history of XPT.
That's a proud legacy.
9k its all your entire income in all this years as a mope
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#428175 - 06/04/09 08:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Also, as a point of order, El Glorioso was referring to Ryan Knox income, not Fatmans.
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#428177 - 06/05/09 06:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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So, do you feel that your income or your XPT post count more accurately reflects your self worth?v
Depends on the day.
How so?
I'm proud of the fact that I was able to battle thru my illness, which was misdiagnosed and mis-medicated for decades. I'm proud that I was able to be much more successful than the average "Joe the Plumber", let's say, who had no such major debilitating impediment. So the fact that I earn near max on SSD is a point of pride. [I used to love when I'd hit the paying in max. It was like getting an unexpected raise every year! On the same token, when it would rear its head again in January, it used to suck ass].
The XPT post issue actually bothers me. Really. The fact remains that if I were not so ill, bouncing in and out of hospitals, fighting losing battles with welshing insurance companies and were once again gainfully employed, I would not be on this site. I never would have found it. In the past by the time I "discover" a porn star, she would have been long retired. When I was a productive part of society, I did not have the time or inclination to be obsessed with porn. I would feel worthy to talk and flirt with to real women again.
In all honesty, women find me quite charming. And, although I don't feel the same, black and hispanic women tend to be very attracted to me, even at my present hugeness. I have NO IDEA why. In any case, I'm a voyeur, so all I like to do is flirt anyway. I'm too afraid of disease and passing on my defective genes to actually participate and enjoy it fully.
But, if I were working, at most, porn would return to being a time to time diversion if not all but disappear from my Life as has been true in my past.
Thus the 9k in posts is a point of profound shame. A reinforcement of the fact that I continue to suffer daily merely by living. That it would have been better for me and fairer for the human race if I could somehow trade places with some beloved father of my age lost in the World Trade Center or the mountains of Afghanistan or the deserts of what was once great Babylon.
Every day I still breathe is evidence that if there is a ruler of the Universe, he is more like the Christian's Satan and nothing like the Christ. For no just, loving God would take such beloved and valuable souls and leave my worthless ass behind. But, that shouldn't be a surprise. It is clear from the prayers in religion that God is a sick person with quite the inferiority complex since he needs and requires his imperfect creations to drone on and on about how great he is [allahu akbar] and how "hollowed" his name is [Lord's Prayer] and that he's king of the universe [melech ha'olam], etc.
So depending on how I'm feeling about myself THAT MOMENT, my health and my future, I would feel one of these two more appropriately defines me. It changes by the minute.
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#428178 - 06/05/09 06:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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And, if you are interested ... Today, I feel more middle ground. So the number I feel best about today has to be the now more than 15 Tbs I have collected in "free" porn and celebrity nudity!  It's kind of a balance of both. Most people could never be obsessed enough to amass such a profound and eclectic collection. But, still, it is tinged with the porn shame as noted above. My most recent gathering, which was done while posting here and on ESPN, consists of 96 complete movies, in 137 files [many are split into 2 "CDs"] that encompass 95.8Gb, 182 hours, 34 min & 56 sec of play time. Other than "Sister's Unchained", which has some scenes with THE Twins that I haven't watched yet, I don't actually plan to watch any of it. Ever. I just enjoy amassing it for its own sake. It makes me happy as, say, Ryan Knox with a boner! 
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#428179 - 06/05/09 11:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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And, if you are interested ...
Today, I feel more middle ground. So the number I feel best about today has to be the now more than 15 Tbs I have collected in "free" porn and celebrity nudity!
It's kind of a balance of both. Most people could never be obsessed enough to amass such a profound and eclectic collection. But, still, it is tinged with the porn shame as noted above.
My most recent gathering, which was done while posting here and on ESPN, consists of 96 complete movies, in 137 files [many are split into 2 "CDs"] that encompass 95.8Gb, 182 hours, 34 min & 56 sec of play time.
Other than "Sister's Unchained", which has some scenes with THE Twins that I haven't watched yet, I don't actually plan to watch any of it. Ever. I just enjoy amassing it for its own sake.
It makes me happy as, say, Ryan Knox with a boner!
Damn, 15 Tb! That's a lot.
The part in bold is what I like the best of your post. Somehow, it sounds very familiar.
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#428180 - 06/05/09 12:59 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
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can we get back to the cx jizzbomb detonated all over long's girlfriend's face above? this shit is over. it's like an early tyson fight. he just shit out long's skull. you've got to give him that.
fucking brutal. 
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#428181 - 06/05/09 04:54 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Also, as a point of order, El Glorioso was referring to Ryan Knox income, not Fatmans.
Dont derail this profoundly touching story of Fatman, it gives Ryan Knox a boner 
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#428183 - 06/05/09 06:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Fatman's computer room must look like Mission Control at NASA.
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#428184 - 06/05/09 07:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Fatman's computer room must look like Mission Control at NASA.
Is everything at NASA covered in matted cat hair?
At the moment my computer situation is this ...
1. An old Dell bought in early 2000 with a 15Gb and 10Gb harddisks hanging off of it because it was only designed to hold 1 harddisk running Windows 1998 and Windows 2000, respectively. It sits on a night stand next to my main computer platform.
2. An older Dell laptop running Windows ME. It sits on a stand to the left of the TVs.
3. A newer HP laptop running Windows XP. It sits on a stand to the right of the TVs.
4. An HP Media Center with 350Gb drive running Windows Vista Ultimate. This is the main PC.
The main PC lives on a interest trapezoidal open computer desk I got from Staples a few years back. It consists of 4 shelves supported by four poles, with a sliding keyboard tray attached under the second and largest shelf
The Tower and the main component of the speaker system live on the lowest shelf with the cable modem and the hub. Two large towers of burned regular DVDs live there with the accessories for my digital camera along with 7 or 8 older different external hard disks which range in size from 150 to 500 Gbs. On top of the PC is an external DVD burner.
On the next shelf over the keyboard pullout lives the large wide screen monitor. Also on this level is a variety of crap, office supplies [pens, pencils, many different colored sharpies, several scissors, PC tools, can opener, stored standing in coffee cups], dozen of alligator paper clips, partial date buffalo nickels and wheat pennies, foreign coins, hundred of fortunes from cookies of that type, assorted computer parts [media reader, floppy drive, half dozen SD memory cards, AA batteries, half dozen DV tapes, extra mouse], several pairs of broken eyeglasses, a tea tin stuffed with various small paper items and collectables, half dozen burned data disks in cases, checkbooks, a CD lens cleaning disk, parts of a broken VCR remote, various papers, receipts, coupons and notes, toothbrush and dental floss [which also acts as a rubber band holder], unused chopsticks still in paper, my "meds", a dusty cheap pair of sunglasses, a very nice cigar ashtray and two 640Gb external hard disks.
On the next shelf are the speakers, about $85 in rolled change, about $70 in unrolled quarters, about $80 in unrolled dollar coins, various collectable coins, a $50 star note, some computer parts, business cards/expired Metrocards/old credit cards stored standing in a coffee cup, a decorative clock without a battery in it set to 12, a bottle of hydrogen peroxide, several tiny notebooks, a few more DV tapes, a cigar lighter, several remotes I don't use often, a little baby airplane type bottle of JW black and a tiny little green ceramic frog from Puerto Rico [called a Coqui].
On the top shelf are 3 boxes of burned DVD/CDs in cases, 1 box of software CDs, about 150 unused CD cases, 15 bound notebooks, a large box of photographs.
On the floor in between all the surge protectors is a tower of 8 500Gb external drives of two different types. Sitting atop this is a 500Gb Maxtor external drive.
To the side on the nightstand that hold the printer in a row of 6 Maxtor 1Tb drives that I call Stonehenge.
On the radiator are towers of burned CDs and DVDs in the containers they came in.
That's basically the computer area. I'd say the whole run, excluding the laptops, is 3' x 10'
There are other older externals stored elsewhere which range from 40Gb to 150Gb, along with 22 Targus 256-CD/DVD albums.
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#428185 - 06/05/09 09:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Fatman, can you please post pics of your place? I need to see if it's scarier that the ones Panzer has posted of his (mom's basement).
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#428186 - 06/05/09 10:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Also, as a point of order, El Glorioso was referring to Ryan Knox income, not Fatmans.
yup 
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#428188 - 06/06/09 05:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Fatman, do you have an indoor thermometer?
I am curious how many degrees the temperature change in your room is with all your gear running and with all of it off.
If you only do one science experiment today please make it this one.
Thanks
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#428191 - 06/06/09 06:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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I hope you don't eat at your desk like Panzer does. His workstation was a biohazard site.
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#428192 - 06/06/09 06:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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To clean all that crap do you just set up a lawn sprinkler in the computer room and connect the hose to a 55 gallon drum of Phillips screen cleaner?
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#428194 - 06/06/09 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Remind me when I get back from Florida, C.
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#428197 - 06/06/09 06:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Fatman, can you backup some stuff for me? I'm running out of space. The hamster pics are only about 30 GB and you could also show them to your cats.
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#428198 - 06/06/09 07:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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How would you get them to me? Wouldn't the act/method of processing them for my backup be a backup in and of itself? Like the mirrors in an old-style barber shop? And, is Allah akbar-enough to make 219 freckled-milk-skinned-fire-crotches who won't even do inter-racial with Jesus? 
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#428199 - 06/06/09 09:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Hamster pics would be like amateur polaroids to those cats. Pure visual catnip.
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