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I applied my mall theory and here are the results for Lina. If she was walking in ANY mall in America, most men would take notice of her. She looks hot. She's petite. Amazing legs. Most guys would just stare and appreciate her.



I think we've found the root of all the problems with your choice of whores. Your mall theory is logical and sound in principle. However, you may have forgot to make the necessary computations to account for the fact that guys would stare at the elephant man too. Hopefully this will help you out in your busness.