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#416826 - 04/16/09 06:22 AM Susan Boyle
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Anyone else seen her on youtube? Not a fan of the music but she sure hit one out of the park there.

Anyway, they had a article about her on CNN with this quot, "If it all gets too much and they lock me up, I want a great big strait-jacket with spots on it. A pink one... and a big zip on the back so I can escape." Now that's fucking funny right there.
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#416827 - 04/16/09 06:46 AM Re: Susan Boyle
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Paul Potts was a better ringer.
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#416828 - 04/16/09 07:06 AM Re: Susan Boyle
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Paul Potts was a better ringer.




Did you mean Pol Pot?

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#416829 - 04/16/09 07:41 AM Re: Susan Boyle
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I saw this clip..she was amazing!! Good for her!
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#416830 - 04/16/09 08:46 AM Re: Susan Boyle
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Quote:

Quote:

Paul Potts was a better ringer.




Did you mean Pol Pot?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k08yxu57NA
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#416831 - 04/16/09 08:50 AM Re: Susan Boyle
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Yeah, she also made a comment that she's never been kissed. With that mug I can see why.

That being said, she's a true underdog with what she's got going for her, hope she wins the thing. If she gets a record deal though, all of her album covers should have a scenery theme. Anything but that mug....
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#416832 - 04/16/09 03:33 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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Quote:

Paul Potts was a better ringer.




Agreed..

She's a fucken goblin.
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#416833 - 04/16/09 03:58 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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#416834 - 04/16/09 04:32 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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ZOMG!!! I love The Dark Crystal.
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#416835 - 04/16/09 04:34 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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Quote:

Quote:

Paul Potts was a better ringer.




Agreed..She's a fucken goblin.




aren't we cavalier. you can't tell me you wouldn't throw a jump on that, if just for the experience. so what if the little voice (darwin) is urging you not to- you're being tested, son. christie brinkley spread her meat for billy joel and nature's still lookin to get that debt paid. so maybe the undergrowth is outta control and creeps out of her one piece, but i hear the winterbush is making a comeback.

ankles behind her ears, pry the 432 bumper sticker off her chest with your teeth, and then PSB pump squirt & bail, she's got a crap eating grin and you got a memory. and you made somebody happy. not her. you. a month later who knows you might even start missing that tender touch- those hands look mighty soft.






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#416836 - 04/16/09 04:44 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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Very talented indeed. It's a shame she was probably too shy to try to get herself some local or even church gigs. My mouth dropped when she said she was 47. I figured her for at least 57. Not everyone is genetically gifted with model potential, but I have a feeling that she never exercised nor ate healthy. I bet she would've looked better if she did.

I've always had this thing about looking at people and thinking what I could do to help them look better.
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#416837 - 04/16/09 05:09 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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aren't we cavalier. you can't tell me you wouldn't throw a jump on that,




Ohh I've had my no pride nights Mark. No doubt. I'll even admit to "playing walk off". It's a baseball term and when condensed to the juvenile out of town context I use it relates to walking into a bar 20 minutes before closing time( the bottom of the 9th) and swinging for the fences.

Never in my worst nightmare would I even piss on something like that if it were on fire.

As a matter of fact, If that fucken thing came ashore I'd hope the 1st Battalion(Airborne) would jump that thing back to the stone age.

Isn't it Scottish and therefore Shreck like?.
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#416838 - 04/16/09 11:35 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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Inner beauty can not be quantified. It is a light in the heart. Jane Austen was said to be too ugly for book covers. Emily Dickinson was a pasty little freak who only left her father's house for late night walks.

I think about this often while listening to the superficial ramblings of nitwit whores.

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#416839 - 04/16/09 11:49 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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I've always had this thing about looking at people and thinking what I could do to help them look better.




Do you mean other than 5 or 6 loads of jizz on the kisser?
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#416840 - 04/17/09 02:36 AM Re: Susan Boyle
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Inner beauty can not be quantified. It is a light in the heart. Jane Austen was said to be too ugly for book covers. Emily Dickinson was a pasty little freak who only left her father's house for late night walks.

I think about this often while listening to the superficial ramblings of nitwit whores.






Of course hearing Susan sing was the whole lesson to be learned here. Duh. Ya can't always judge a book by it's cover.
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#416841 - 04/20/09 03:19 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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Question for pws/stunt cocks:


Would you have trouble performing for a scene with Susan Boyle? Servicing Susan would be the mark of a true professional.


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#416842 - 04/20/09 06:21 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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Quote:

Paul Potts was a better ringer.




i dont know what is the big deal, is the same "scene" but this time with an ugly lady, not an English AC CREAM

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#416843 - 04/20/09 06:32 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

Quote:



Inner beauty can not be quantified. It is a light in the heart. Jane Austen was said to be too ugly for book covers. Emily Dickinson was a pasty little freak who only left her father's house for late night walks.

I think about this often while listening to the superficial ramblings of nitwit whores.






Of course hearing Susan sing was the whole lesson to be learned here. Duh. Ya can't always judge a book by it's cover.




i'm not sure there's any lesson other than the lady can sing, since biology and human nature don't learn lessons, and are fairly immovable.

that said, i've watched this video a few times now, and i admit she melted this cold heart o mine.

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#416844 - 04/20/09 08:48 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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Of course hearing Susan sing was the whole lesson to be learned here. Duh. Ya can't always judge a book by it's cover.




The general assumption gleanable from late 20th century multimedia (television / movies / internet) is that people excelling in one domain should be equally skilled in other, often opposing domains (singing, dancing, physical beauty). I guess this is convenient for marketing purposes (until tastes change), but is ultimately hollow, and leads to decision makers settling for what are called local maximums, such as the best singer who is also half-way decent looking, rather than the best all-out singer.

Many of the acclaimed female vocalists / singers I can think of aren't (and never were) particularly physically attractive, including :
Barbara Streisand
Aretha Franklin
Diana Ross
Ella Fitzgerald
Nana Mouskouri
Tina Turner
Liza Minelli
...just off the top of my head.

Many of these women are average looking; some are downright hideous by modern standards of beauty. However, they were experts in their domain, and persevered in creating audio that transcended the limits of their surface features.

It says a lot about what the audiences have been trained to expect that listening to a singer is only considered palatable if they are also nice to look at.

On a similar note, I keep seeing clips in the news from Britney Spears 'Circus' tour, where she is widely agreed to be lip syncing and doing no actual singing, but rather is prancing around a stage for an hour and a half while mouthing in time with an iPod on speakers. The ticket buyers seem to be mostly adults and twenty-somethings, which doesn't reflect well on them as arbiters of taste, but rather on their ability to be sold a bill of goods.

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#416845 - 04/20/09 09:27 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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I vaguely remember taking a class in physical beauty. Beautiful people will always have an advantage, but it is really only more pronounced among the "lower classes" (however you want to define that).

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#416846 - 04/20/09 11:12 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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Question for pws/stunt cocks:


Would you have trouble performing for a scene with Susan Boyle? Servicing Susan would be the mark of a true professional.







[cxxx]we just worked together last week. i was so turned on. then we went to lunch afterwards and susan ordered the moons over my hammy.[/cxxx]
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#416847 - 04/21/09 02:09 AM Re: Susan Boyle
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There are all kinds of studies that show being good looking makes one more likely to have a higher income, be promoted, hired, feel fulfilled etc. The results are reinforced by studies of people on the opposite extreme with birth defects or burn scars (less money, less happiness etc).

Cold as this may be, it's Darwinism in action. Freud postulated the same thing over a hundred years ago. He famously said "anatomy is destiny".

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#416848 - 04/21/09 08:57 AM Re: Susan Boyle
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There are all kinds of studies that show being good looking makes one more likely to have a higher income, be promoted, hired, feel fulfilled etc. The results are reinforced by studies of people on the opposite extreme with birth defects or burn scars (less money, less happiness etc).

Cold as this may be, it's Darwinism in action. Freud postulated the same thing over a hundred years ago. He famously said "anatomy is destiny".






Yes, but this really only holds true for people who start from housing projects or trailer parks. The more "prominent" families use money, contacts, and higher expectations of performance to create successful offspring. Unattractive people trading on their success in other areas to obtain genetic success (good looking mate) is common. Example: the rich ugly man--Donald Trump leaps to mind--who mates with the unknown model from modest beginnings.

This can work for Susan also. Popularity, fame, and money if her singing career works out can lead to the ugly woman who never got kissed dating good looking male gold diggers and fame whores.

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#416849 - 04/21/09 10:40 AM Re: Susan Boyle
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An ugly person definitely has better chances of beating the odds if they have one or more compensating qualities (like wealth, talent, wicked smarts, social status ETC). But the type of studies I was referring to account for these things in their methodology. The results speak to the effect of appearance when all other things are equal (level of education, range of intelligence, background ETC).

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#416850 - 04/21/09 07:35 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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Quote:


Question for pws/stunt cocks:


Would you have trouble performing for a scene with Susan Boyle? Servicing Susan would be the mark of a true professional.







http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/2009/04/20/2009-04-20_british_singing_sensation_susan_boyle_to_star_in_.html

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#416851 - 04/21/09 07:39 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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Get her a strapon, looks like Ryan has got a new gig.

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#416852 - 04/21/09 08:45 PM Re: Susan Boyle
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Registered: 04/16/09
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Quote:

Quote:

Of course hearing Susan sing was the whole lesson to be learned here. Duh. Ya can't always judge a book by it's cover.




The general assumption gleanable from late 20th century multimedia (television / movies / internet) is that people excelling in one domain should be equally skilled in other, often opposing domains (singing, dancing, physical beauty). I guess this is convenient for marketing purposes (until tastes change), but is ultimately hollow, and leads to decision makers settling for what are called local maximums, such as the best singer who is also half-way decent looking, rather than the best all-out singer.

Many of the acclaimed female vocalists / singers I can think of aren't (and never were) particularly physically attractive, including :
Barbara Streisand
Aretha Franklin
Diana Ross
Ella Fitzgerald
Nana Mouskouri
Tina Turner
Liza Minelli
...just off the top of my head.

Many of these women are average looking; some are downright hideous by modern standards of beauty. However, they were experts in their domain, and persevered in creating audio that transcended the limits of their surface features.

It says a lot about what the audiences have been trained to expect that listening to a singer is only considered palatable if they are also nice to look at.

On a similar note, I keep seeing clips in the news from Britney Spears 'Circus' tour, where she is widely agreed to be lip syncing and doing no actual singing, but rather is prancing around a stage for an hour and a half while mouthing in time with an iPod on speakers. The ticket buyers seem to be mostly adults and twenty-somethings, which doesn't reflect well on them as arbiters of taste, but rather on their ability to be sold a bill of goods.




A lot of people considered Janis Joplin to be unattractive. I remember reading about the cruel hoax pulled on her where a fraternity voted her "The ugliest man on campus" Nana Mouskouri was pretty cute when she was younger.
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#416853 - 04/22/09 10:37 AM Re: Susan Boyle
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This article sums it up.

By Tina Brown
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