Tonight I sing the praises of Tyla Wynn. I love this pig and her filthy mouth. She has done over 500 nasty scenes, many of them involving anal sex, ass-to-mouth, felching, and other disgusting acts of perversion that keep us watching.

This hooker may be a slut but she’s no slouch. She doesn’t have a lazy bone in her cocoa-butter-basted body. In fact, she put in a hard day’s work as a webcam model today, masturbating like the freak she is for dudes with credit cards and some time to kill. She went from the “office” to her knees in no time and was slobbering all over my nuts. Seriously, I was totally slimed down there. She licked my asshole without any prompting whatsoever. What a fun, shameless little fucktoy!

Tyla will eventually go up at www.loadmymouth.com after going down on me. All hail this whore! Raise your glasses to her cocksucking and cum eating!

I’m going to give this sexy cum pig four “Oinks!” out of five. Good job, Tyla!

HCG: Doesn't getting fucked in the ass everyday take its toll after a while?
TW: This may sound weird but I cannot take a shit like a normal person would. I have to use an enema every time I go to the bathroom to take a shit because I can't push.

Sexy.

I thought she retired due to issues with her sphincter, or maybe that was just a vile rumor spread by the anal-hating crowd.

She does some webcam work and fellates men from her past.

her Vag looks like two old wallets sandwiched together, that have been left on the dash of a pickup, ending up extensively sunbleached.

but i dig her hair, its unintentionally moddish.

Fundamentally, Tyla Wynn is an ugly woman -- plain-looking at best. But good grief, her animal sexuality is a turn-on. I'd love to hire her for a private and plunge the depths of her sphincter.

Love the paint on the wall..any idea what technique/color that is?

I've always dug Tyla Wynn. Well done, sir.

You say that like it's a bad thing....?? Is it any more glamourous when a dude sucks off another dude and the only difference is that your check is a little higher? Whore elitism....can't stand it.

She should change her name to Skankerella, because her butthole changes back into a pink sock after midnight.

Don't you mean fish taco !

i was gonna let sleeping dogs lie but Tyla is fucking disgusting. i recall a BTS where she's wearing a baseball hat with no makeup (just when you thought she couldn't look any more like her brother) and she's picking her nose, totally oblivious. we can all have a good laugh about the usual BI craigslist catch, he backpeddles, we move on, but c'mon. there are limits. johnny knoxville and steve-o never did a poison drinking episode.

it becomes more clear each day that its never been about sex for brandon- feeding a vampiric sex addiction with 'any cunt in the storm.' no, this man is about danger- "how low can I go and not die the same day." his recent brush with atlanta swamp snatch raised the theory, and this latest dvd company un-hireable from five years ago seals it up. if you're gonna do danger sex at least break the fourth wall and make it entertaining, think bear grylls- confident but with a tinge of fear. look back at the camera and shrug your shoulders now and then.

What the fuck is this shit! You, Mr. Iron, you are a pigfucker. Pigfucker!

Why all the hubbub when I shoot Tyla after she's shot over 500 other scenes? Did you bitches bitch when Red Light District shot her? Did you vex Venom when they shot her? Did you rebuke Rodney Moore for Goo Girls 24 with her? Nay, you did not.

My cock will be sucked until I learn how to have a healthy, loving relationship based on shared interests and mutual understanding. In other words, never.

Karma's gonna getcha if you keep punking my sluts.


Don't reject these women just because they represent average women. Embrace them. Fondle them. Perv on them. It's good for their self-esteem and your jollies. Then, like puppies at the pet store in the mall, you put them down on their newspaper and walk away......

I provide 20 updates per month for my sites and shoot other scenes for a dvd release. Even at that level of output, you can't shoot every performer.

I pay people's rates....period. Just as I didn't hire Ron Jeremy when he quoted me $2,500 to do a scene for She Is Half My Age, I don't specifically go out of my way to hire women with the highest rate possible. It's not because I don't want to. It's because I don't need to.

Seriously, I paid Amber Lynn what she requested and it was a win-win for both of us. What makes you think I can't hire anyone who is willing to work for me?

Like you, I don't have to do this work. I want to do this work. I have paid performer's rates in Canada, England, Germany, Hungary, Serbia, the Czech Republic, and Russia.....and I did it all without stealing/cheating/fucking anyone over.

calm down, if you read carefully, i did say exactly that. you can hire whoever you wish, you just don't need to, and why spend money that you don't have to. i said exactly that.

I'm always calm, my friend, but the implication that I'm somehow being cheap with performers rubs me the wrong way. I don't want to be rubbed by you in any way.

Perhaps this press release celebrating the 500th update for www.loadmymouth.com will help clarify things.

Braincash Serves Up 500th Helping of LoadMyMouth.com
by Darklady

MONTREAL, CANADA -- Performer/producer Brandon Iron is a man who takes his work seriously. Very seriously. So seriously that his popular BrainCash website, LoadMyMouth.com, has been getting updated three times a week, every week, for slightly less than two years. It doesn't take George Gallup to figure out that's a lot of updates featuring a lot of cumshots, a lot of cum and a lot of loaded mouths.

Most of those mouths have been attached to charmingly fresh-to-the-industry performers eager to not merely demonstrate their mad oral skills, lack of a gag reflex and abundance of love for spunk – but also tell Iron the stories of their lives.

Although the ultimate goal of www.LoadMyMouth.com is for Iron to leave a protein deposit upon the tongues of his eager co-stars, a diverse array of sexual behavior takes place prior to that magic moment.

BrainCash.com is proud to announce that on Wednesday, March 11th there will have been 500 such moments, with the fifth century load being graciously accepted by deliciously experienced industry veteran Tory Lane.

In order to promote Lane's upcoming taste treat experience, BrainCash is offering a $50 per-sign-up reward -- even on trial memberships – during the day of the 500th episode's launch.

BrainCash.com project manager Pat L. is familiar with all three of Iron's cum covered affiliate websites, including www.SpermCocktail.com and www.CoverMyFace.com, and is thrilled by the association.

“Ask anyone who has ever promoted any of the three Brandon Iron sites we have on the network and they'll tell you how well it has done for them. It's no surprise that month after month since his sites have been available for promotion, they sit on top of our best converting site's Top Ten,” he points out. “Conversion is low and as regular as a Swiss watch. It's a sure bet.”

Those who want to learn more about a “sure bet” in an uncertain economy are encouraged to visit www.BrainCash.com for more information.

Theresa "Darklady" Reed is Editor at YNOT.com, a HuffingtonPost.com and OpEdNews.com blogger, a member of the Free Speech Coalition board of directors, adult industry liaison for the Woodhull Freedom Foundation and has nearly two decades of experience covering adult entertainment, internet technology, and alternative sexuality beats online, in print, and via traditional and web radio. Learn more at www.Darklady.com and follow her via twitter.com/TheDarklady

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... I have paid performer's rates in Canada, England, Germany, Hungary, Serbia, the Czech Republic, and Russia.....and I did it all without stealing/cheating/fucking anyone over.

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Doing business in Serbia and Russia is stealing/cheating/fucking someone over.

Sweet Mia, come back! You are missed!

Mia gonna be the next update?

No, Mia. Don't. I beg of you.

Let Mia make up her own mind, please. In my alphabet, Mia will always come before Gia.
She's got good head.....er, she's got a good head on her shoulders.




Don't worry, Mia. If Christian calls you a nasty whore and says you wear a wig, I will defend your honour. Thank you for earning every penny of your rate that day. I had a great time with you.

Eh. Forgot about that old footage. Ok Mia, don't do it again.

Unless you are Canadian, please refrain from using "Eh."
See you at 10pm, Mia. I'm excited that you are coming back! And, no, I cannot accept any money from you this time. Really. It sends the wrong message.

I wanna beat the shit out of Kimora Lee Simmons.

I remember being frozen with awe at the sight of Mia's bare rump. It was bulbous, silky smooth, and had very little jiggle to it. My tongue was not worthy of suck a hole so I worshipped from afar.

Sorry about coming onboard too late (as usual, eh?);

Tyla Wynn can mean many things to many people but you can't not recognise the incredible potential she has, and the energy she give it up onscreen. Her BTS footage is strictlyu that; BEHIND the scenes and shouldn't be taken so seriously. I mean if we were to judge folks by how they act on camera, we'd all be jerking each other off, eh?

(I say EH coz I am canadian and until USA folks started stereotyping us as a nation of "EH"'s, I never used the term!)

In any case, yes Tyla's a... hmmmm... shall we say "aquired taste", not for everyone, but she doesn have her place in the industry.

Figuring out exactly where to put her, i.e. which "category" (heh heh!) is a totally different story.



THat doesn't mean we shouldn't enjoy her athletic capabilities!

Cheers,

Butterman