Bah its not like the puking is a habit, I just wanted to grab the back of her hair, yank her head back, tell her to "Open your fucking mouth" and then splooge....and then go play poker while she sleeps off the wine. is that so much to ask? Where can I find a wife like that in the western Hemisphere? Fuck Bret Michaels, I'm doing a reality show "Gobble your way to my heart" or whatever....someone think of a good reality show name to find me a wife, I need to piss.....


Sad to say, I never ever thought of grabbing Holly by the back of the hair and doing what I described.....and now she's dating Rick Astley. Fuck me.