No, you don't, because:
#1: you can't afford DVDs;
#2: when you watch your fitful Betamax in the basement, your parents yell "turn that shit down!"
#3: when all is quiet, you organize body sprays and cheap watches whilst eating lukewarm black beans, all the while, dreaming of your next trip to the Olive Garden.
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"My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.