I thought the purpose of a fan sign was that it personalized your relationship with the porn performer? Wouldn't a fan sign generator defeat the purpose? I never found the appeal in holding up a sign saying hi to any particular fan. It looks so low-rent and a step up from holding a newspaper with today's date to prove that it's really me, almost like I'm being held hostage and not even a sexy kidnapping.

I'd rather just answer all my fan mail personally or comment on their myspace page. That seems to express the gratitude I feel towards you guys in a more real and personal way.