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#373397 - 11/07/08 08:53 PM
Mercedes BBW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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I've been packing on the pounds lately. I'm up to 115. Usually, I try on clothes at J. Crew and Old Navy to make myself feel better since their size zeros are ginormous, but it's just not helping. Then I found this hot specimen of womanly gushiness and felt anorexic. I'm going to watch it again right after I make me some taters. With butter. Mercedes BBW
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#373398 - 11/07/08 09:13 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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that is the most oddly shaped woman ive ever seen
shes like, just normal fat ontop, and then quadruple the fat chick on the bottom
great, now that song is stuck in my head....
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#373399 - 11/07/08 09:15 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I know! I thought she was in a Chocolate Fishsticks Paltrow Shallow Hal costume.
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#373400 - 11/07/08 09:51 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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Brandon is emailing Burbank flight arrival information to her as we speak. In a week or so, Brandon will be posting in "Talent for Hire" disgusting ass shots of this monster blob of adipose tissue.
He will accompany these eye-poisoning pictures with flowery compare and contrast paragraphs about fine German engineered cars verses this ginormous land whale. He will say her insatiable appetite for all cellulose material is only matched by her appetite for damaged Canadian splooge.
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#373401 - 11/07/08 09:57 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Great. I hope she brings some fries. I'm vegan this week in hopes of cutting down my food selection. No meat/ no dairy doesn't say anything about eating french fries, now does it? Why the hell am I so hungry lately? I nearly inhaled an entire macrobiotc gluten-free pumpkin pie down my gullet at M Chaya today.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#373403 - 11/07/08 10:19 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Straight For Pay
Registered: 05/09/06
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I am in my happy spot right now. Normally I think "Sadly, I would do her," for all pics of nasty ho's posted on this site. But for once this is a pic of a woman who I would never do for any reason. Even if you put a gun to my head, I would not do that ho. Not for all the money in the world. My integrity demarcation point starts slightly above her skanky head. 
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#373404 - 11/07/08 10:37 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I find it odd how her upper body isn't proportionate to her lower half. It's like she concentrated on being big from the hips down. Must be the first SSBBW emcee as well. Amazing.
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#373407 - 11/08/08 10:12 AM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I've been packing on the pounds lately. I'm up to 115. Usually, I try on clothes at J. Crew and Old Navy to make myself feel better since their size zeros are ginormous, but it's just not helping. Then I found this hot specimen of womanly gushiness and felt anorexic. I'm going to watch it again right after I make me some taters. With butter.
Mercedes BBW
That whore was on Crunk & Disorderly the other day, how the fuck does she walk, go to the bathroom, shower, and even do any fucking thing at all for that matter? I've never seen legs like that in my life, except on a True Life (MTV Special) where she had Edema in her legs and they had to be wrapped to get some of the water out and massaged a few times a week. She was almost 600lbs. Mercedes BBW should just kill herself now. 
This bitch can't be making money?
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#373408 - 11/09/08 08:09 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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youre ok with fries but not mcdonalds fries, gia- those are cooked in tallow
They were until the big lawsuit a few years back, but nowadays they are cooked in 100% vegetable oil. Check out Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser for more details.
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tallow (beef blood concentrate)
Uh, no. Tallow is rendered beef fat.
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#373412 - 11/10/08 01:59 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Yesterday, I knew I was in trouble when I made myself blueberry pancakes for breakfast, the sirloin burger at Le Chateau for lunch with waffle fries, played tennis for 2 hours, hit the bar for 5 glasses of scotch, then made myself a huge plate of fettucini alfredo before going to bed. I don't know what's wrong with me. I am ravenously hungry these days. I woke up this morning and devoured an entire box of Total while editing pics at the computer.
The buck stops here. I need to get back in shape and clean eating.
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#373414 - 11/10/08 02:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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The plain kind.
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#373415 - 11/10/08 02:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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There are 2 plain kinds as far as I know. Corn and bran flakes.
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#373416 - 11/10/08 02:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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bran
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#373417 - 11/10/08 02:15 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I'm also kinda allergic to wheat, so now I have the hugest headache and my skin is breaking out like crazy. Fat and acne-ridden. Glamourous.
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#373418 - 11/10/08 02:16 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Do you eat oat meal?
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#373419 - 11/10/08 02:21 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Yes. Only 1/4 cup. It fills me up enough yet isn't as negative on me. But while I'm on this path to self-destruction, fuck oatmeal. WAFFLES!!!!!
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#373421 - 11/12/08 12:59 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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I've made oatmeal cookies with mashed banana instead of butter and they came out delicious. I used way less sugar than a normal cookie would use, too. Oatmeal is your friend - and there are ways to make it less boring. It won't do dp, though.
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#373422 - 11/12/08 02:12 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Bluecipher, give me your oatmeal ccookie recipe please. the use of banana would cut so much out for me.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#373423 - 11/12/08 03:14 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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that chick is HOT
lol
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#373424 - 11/12/08 10:14 PM
Re: Mercedes BBW
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Honestly I have a hard time believing that is real. There's no way she's wearing half a fat suit, is there?
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#373425 - 11/13/08 02:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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back to starving and getting rid of myself i go. starting now. it's my natural state of being because i wasn;t meant to be here.
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Even after watching that I still feel Im fatter than her... I have been restricting since last monday...I only consume 200 calories a day. I only eat fresh strawberries and rice cakes and drink lots of water... I dont work out but for some reason Im more muscular than ever...
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