Mary Jane: 19 years old. A true free spirit pothead who is in communion with her wild side. Trying the porn thing but dreams of living in a hippie commune someday. I have never met a woman with a tattoo of a mushroom on her body who was not a fucking freak. Capitalize that: FREAK. She may crave a little greenery to expand her mind but you will be the one seeing God once she gets you hooked on the pink.

When The Doors sang The End, part of it goes like this:
Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need of some stranger's hand
In a desperate land

I am typing one-handed, masturbating at the thought that perhaps Mary Jane's mom rode the seven mile long snake that Morrison talked about.

Like Mother, like Daughter? I sure as fuck hope so.
Welcome to the www.loadmymouth.com club, sweetie. You are a pervert's dream.