Anyone have room for some of porns finest? So has anyone actually heard of these two before?

"We left a spoon in the sink"

Ahhhh, the smell of meth in the morning.

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The problem was that We left a light on and a spoon in the sink.

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WHAT?! HUH?!

I've met them...they were actually very nice.

I'm sure they're nice folks, but that one sentence seems way out of left field. Not a good selling point to their ad.

Yeah, nice folks. However, before they get the keys to my place I have a few questions:
1. Do you people have a real name?
2. Why was Red in the hospital? Is it contagious? When is he expected to die?
3. Why did you stay with friends? Why not go home?
4. Any limitations to that 'whatever it takes'?
5. Does '420 friendly' mean that you both will stoned out of your mind all day and night? Do you deal as well?
6. Why don't you live in your car?

That's all. Don't worry about the lights: I have no electricity. And the fat guy can sleep on the floor; he sure as hell isn't going to wreck my couch!

Yeah I dont get the light and spoon thing either.

I dont know much about them except that we got along well when I met them.
Yes they have real names..I wont say though.
Stoned all the time?Probably.But they are very willing to share and are also very accepting of anyone NOT into weed..I had to leave the room when they toked up as I dont smoke and the smell makes me nauseated...and if anyone said anything they shut them down by saying "she doesnt smoke..leave her alone". So they def. arent pushers.
As for living in their car...if its the same car they had when I met them its VERY small and theres no way!
And I dont know why Red was in the hospital,but I know he had health problems and thats prob why...as far as I know its nothing contagious

I thought they had gotten a house...though I guess they were renting it. They were staying in the same hotel as me my last trip to LA(which is how I got to know them)and we had dinner together once and hung out many nights after we were all done shooting. I actually liked them a lot and I'm sorry to hear that they are in trouble.

Light and a spoon? I usually have to break a few windows and threaten at least one of my neighbors before I even get my first eviction notice.

you guys are totally going to believe this, but i have worked with ryzell for naughty america. strange little girl. i hope they are okay.

Yeah, but CX3 can you shed any light on how a spoon or lighting is offensive?

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you guys are totally going to believe this, but i have worked with ryzell for naughty america. strange little girl. i hope they are okay.

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Were they lighting underneath the spoon?

Isn't spoon a derogatory epithet for our black brothers? Maybe they were dismembering the body and left some evidence in the sink.

This story (whatever it is) smacks of tragic undertones....I believe the girl is the victim of some type of abuse or trauma, the Large friendly man treated her with love and kindness and won her easily dispensed love and devotion, they both medicate using Pot, with the dude also suffering from chronic obesity and type 2 diabetes (which may explain the hospital), and they are too lazy or uninformed to avail themselves of any public assistance or government programs (like Disability services which the guy no doubt qualifies for.) OR...maybe they have and they blow his Disability check on Pot every month, I dunno.

If I still had my place in Mendocino, i'd let them campout next to some strategically important crop zones, witht he understanding they can smoke all they want provided they turn the water on at the prescribed intervals, and keep on the watch for Helicopters to throw up the camouflage netting .... knowing my luck, the fat boy would have a heart attack and croak on my property, and there would be ensuing difficult questions to answer as the ambulance sped away....I am glad I got out when I did.

[Thread_redirect]If Cameron says they are nice, they must be, i trust Cameron's "niceness"-odometer. Her boobs are nice too.[/Thread_redirect]

I knew what she meant, but I just wanted to make light of how it seemed out of place and actually slightly bitter for an ad where the goal is to put your best foot fwd so someone will let you move into their house.

Apparently the 'friends' they were staying with were irritated by their irresponsible household behavior, which the writer of the post ridicules with sarcasm. "Oh, we have to leave. We left a spoon in the sink." Have you never lived with a neatnik?

It looks as though Red Beard would clog up the toilet and not use a plunger. You would wake up in the middle of the night, because his sleep apnea has him snoring like a frieght train, to take a piss and be greeted by the lovely sight and smell that awaits you.

This is a slow moving trainwreck that's already started/

Don't worry looks like they found a place.

Hasn't this chick heard of myspace? For location, why doesn't she just list the neighborhood she's in? 405 and Vanowen makes me think she's just hanging around barefoot off the interstate. Wait...nevermind.