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So you are Hugh Hefner then. Gee, I thought you would be busy at the mansion tonight smoking a pipe and wearing slippers. Guess it's slow in Holmby Hills.

No sir, Im no Huge Hefner, I just have smarts, charisma, good looks and money, I treat my ladies well and that is why I get my dick sucked all the time, and guess what, they're so happy to be w/me, they don't even want to get paid, just the pleasure of my company is enough for them.
P.S. Im in NYC