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#364029 - 10/01/08 04:49 AM
Suzy Qute
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Creedence Clearwater Revival sang this in 1968:
"Oh, Suzie Q, Oh, Suzie Q,
Oh, Suzie Q, Baby I love you, Suzie Q"
Baby Brandon Iron was enjoying his first year on Earth.
Twenty years later, Suzy Qute came into the world.
Twenty years after that, she dropped to her knees to fellate me and eat cum for www.loadmymouth.com
What will happen in 2028? I'm hoping for more fellatio....from Suzy Qute's as-yet-unborn, not-yet-conceived daughter.
OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!
Yes....Yes, I did. I said it. I said what is on the minds of millions of men.
Get help, America. Get Congress to vote for a mental bailout from your perverted, lustful thoughts. You are almost morally bankrupt now. A crisis is imminent and action must be taken. STOP WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, AMERICA!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELVES TO BLAME!!
And now, back to our regularly scheduled program, already in progress.
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#364030 - 10/01/08 05:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Is this girl from LostGurlz? By the name of Shirley maybe? 
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#364032 - 10/01/08 05:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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She isnt Drop dead gorgeous, but she definitely has "The Look", that annoyingly unspecified quality that makes your dick hard and want to plunge enthusiastically into her holes. Her flaws are easily fixable, and not really that important. She just exudes sluttiness and sex. Approved. Mostly because of this picture and poise.... Arrgghh 
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#364033 - 10/01/08 07:02 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 75
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Now THAT is nice! Too bad she's wasting such nice stuff by not doing anal (according to her LostGurlz bio). Wash the bottoms of her feet good, whiten her teeth, and you've got a winner!
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#364035 - 10/01/08 11:37 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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Her teeth are the same color as her hair.
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#364039 - 10/01/08 11:34 PM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5230
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I like her. I want to make her say Kiss My Grits.
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#364041 - 10/02/08 07:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Hey, She's approved! like I said, whatever flaws are easily fixable...eyebrows, teeth, dirty feet (most cali chicks who walk around barefoot have filthy feet bottoms, thats why I ALWAYS require footwear in my homes, I even have spare slippers near the door so that if she doesnt have socks on under her shoes or boots, she puts the slippers on. Barefeet are soooo unhygienic...)
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#364042 - 10/02/08 02:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5103
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I'll have to approve. I could see her in an anal gangbang - and it would make me happy. The Canadian gets 1 point.
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#364043 - 10/02/08 08:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Yeah, man. Renfield is a genius. When an 18-21 year old young lady is willing to suck your cock and eat your load, the proper thing to do is to tell her what's wrong with her and discourage her.
It's as if you are all Hugh Fucking Hefner and have SOOOOOOO many options.
Gimme a break.
Excuse me BI, I have alot of women willing to suck my cock thank you very much. 
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#364045 - 10/02/08 11:25 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Thanks for the Suzy-Q much appreciated, but even more appreciated is the typically poetic rant that usually comes with your updates. This girl has potential - great eyes! Now lets hope she doesn't crowbar too silicone baseballs under her nips.
What a lot of these schadenfreude snipers fail to realize in these sneak peeks at your latest conquests is something that gets lost in the translation through your few raw and untouched camera snaps: that when you are actually in person with one of these girls and she's naked on her knees with a clean test and good attitude, she becomes over-the-top hot.
Countless times there have been girls both in the porn industry and out that I had only seen pictures or videos of and thought "big fuckin deal" and then seeing or hanging with them in person (i.e. L.A. Erotica show, AVN, or an L.A. or vegas club) and they are suddenly the hottest fuckin thing and your pulse starts racing.
If I was Suzy's agent I might advise her on some minor tweaks - brazilian wax, straighten hair and go dark on it, maybe some tanning, but that's it - she's really just a nice car that needs a wash and wax, and that's really splitting hairs!
Kudos.....
P.S. DO you ever have that room steam-cleaned? I don't know how many scenes I've seen now shot in that room! No offense! 
Edited by Mark_J (10/02/08 11:32 PM)
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#364049 - 10/03/08 06:45 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Once in a blue moon, an ultra-submissive young woman will clean the carpet with her tongue.
I enjoy the women to the fullest, believe me. Maybe I was too shy when I grew up. Maybe I never was able to stop being shy when all that is on my mind is pussy. How it smells. How it tastes. Sticking my tongue in tight assholes. Witnessing perversion in action staring in some 19-year-old's eyes as you realize she has never been fucked like that in her life. She's never been with a dude who is so fucking hungry for her smelly woman parts that he just goes batshit on her body.
30 minutes ago, Mary Jane was dropped off at her home. That insane little sex maniac had me close to tears with her filthiness.
You really enjoy your job don't you. 
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#364057 - 10/03/08 11:30 AM
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Do you plan on getting married one day or stay a bachelor?
The answer is easy: as soon as a girl comes along that a) is understanding of his chosen career, and more importantly b) can offer even a SINGLE benefit HE would receive in getting married that he wouldn't already get by sticking with dating or god forbid living together, then maybe he'd consider it.
As long as marriage boils down to forming a contractual partnership/corporation with another person at least in the eyes of the state, and given that time is the one finite resource we can't regenerate like money, then the more efficient use of time would be bypassing the pomp, ceremony and "playing house" of years of marriage altogether and shortcutting to the finish line: a man can just liquidate all his assets, withdraw half the value as cash and arrange it all in a nice big pile, then douse it with lighter fluid and throw a match. In those 5 or 10 minutes of burn time he's achieved the net sum of what most marriages these days take years to achieve to same effect.
With all that saved time, he'll be able to embrace other more optimistic and energetic females - time that might have otherwise been displaced with years of arguments.
Case in point, has a contract girl ever existed that worked anywhere near as hard as the non-contract girl fresh out of the gate?
A lot of women recoil at that stance on the social stygma called marriage, since it shatters the white dress disney fairy tale thoughts they grew up with; I prefer to call it pragmatic - saying no to marriage saves BOTH peoples' time.
Edited by Mark_J (10/03/08 02:05 PM)
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#364058 - 10/03/08 03:17 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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What he said.
My response would have referenced that the last contract I signed was with David Joseph at Red Light District. The results were -- uh -- not good (said with teeth grinding and forehead vein throbbing). I prefer to surround myself with honest, like-minded people instead of predatory money addicts looking to inject cash as quickly as possible into their own wallet. Your cash. My cash. Anybody's cash. The experience taught me that what people say and what they do can be two very different things. What's important is their intent going into the arrangement.
The women who perform for me know exactly what's going down. I do my best to show them a good time and they do their best, too. It's win-win.....a continuous parade of fresh faces skipping dates 1 and 2 and leaping directly to date 3.
I get to be Kenickie to a slew of Rizzos.
We go together
like rama lama lama
ke ding a de dinga de dong
remembered forever like
shoo bop shoo wadda wadda pitty boom de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang
shoo-bop
That's the way it should be
Wha ooh yeah!
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#364059 - 10/04/08 11:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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So you are Hugh Hefner then. Gee, I thought you would be busy at the mansion tonight smoking a pipe and wearing slippers. Guess it's slow in Holmby Hills.
No sir, Im no Huge Hefner, I just have smarts, charisma, good looks and money, I treat my ladies well and that is why I get my dick sucked all the time, and guess what, they're so happy to be w/me, they don't even want to get paid, just the pleasure of my company is enough for them.
P.S. Im in NYC
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#364063 - 10/04/08 12:08 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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So you are Hugh Hefner then. Gee, I thought you would be busy at the mansion tonight smoking a pipe and wearing slippers. Guess it's slow in Holmby Hills.
No sir, Im no Huge Hefner, I just have smarts, charisma, good looks and money, I treat my ladies well and that is why I get my dick sucked all the time, and guess what, they're so happy to be w/me, they don't even want to get paid, just the pleasure of my company is enough for them.
There's no such thing as free sex - we all pay in one way or another for the priveledge of exchanging fluids with a genetically interesting female, and many people forget to place a value on other resources like their free time, energy and nerves (all three of which 'traditional courting' of a female are drained by).
The truth is .0001% of the populace get laid with the variety and frequency of porn dudes. Conversely, try picking up a girl and dating her without spending a single cent on ANY of the "indirect" payment types of traditional dating, like dinner/drinks/entertainment/gifts/trips, and see how often you get laid then.
To me, there's no badge of honor in paying for sex with time/energy/nerves/money rather than paying for it just with money, except in a fragile ego. Sure there's an illusion and expectation that the girl being dated is somehow more clean and reliable than a pay-for-play girl, but there are no guarantees what a girlfriend is up to when she's out with her girlfriends on friday night.
So, to each his own but there's no reason to look down on any particular method used to unlock access to a girl's veal so long as you get there -- we all pay the little lady's price of admission in *some* form.
That said, keep hittin 'em in NYC!
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#364066 - 10/06/08 07:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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You lead a charmed life, my friend. We should all be so lucky. I envy you.
NO I ENVY YOU my friend, I envy you. 
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#364068 - 10/08/08 11:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
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Sorry to get back to the WIQ (whore in question) but wasn't she calling herself Shirley Dimples or some shit a few weeks back?
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#364069 - 10/09/08 02:09 AM
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