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#363448 - 09/29/08 01:28 AM
Jordan Blue
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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#363450 - 09/29/08 05:53 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
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what dumpster did you pick this white trash out of?
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#363452 - 09/29/08 08:20 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i have never been entirely convinced that jordan blue is of 100% human origin. something... ain't... right.
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#363453 - 09/29/08 09:57 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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What ain't right is contained in the feet pictures...
People's toes should not do that.
Also, is it just me or does she look like she has a black eye in all those shots but the close up?
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#363454 - 09/29/08 10:36 AM
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Registered: 08/04/06
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Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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^^^ Gorilla hands!
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#363456 - 09/29/08 10:53 AM
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Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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#363457 - 09/29/08 11:21 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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no, she is part iguana
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#363458 - 09/29/08 11:26 AM
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Also, is it just me or does she look like she has a black eye in all those shots but the close up?
She looks like a washed-up Seven Of Nine, reduced to hanging out with the Donkey. 
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#363460 - 09/29/08 12:00 PM
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That is one seriously ugly fuckin' woman.
Agreed on the butterface 
Brandon I have nothing but respect for you man.
I couldn't imagine staying up for the game with her....
Wow.
Awww who am i kidding. 
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#363461 - 09/29/08 12:51 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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most horrifying pictures of a whore ever --EVER-- were taken by the COD (surprise, um not) at PSK (i think) maybe a year or so ago. conky did the comments... anyway, i've been searching but can't find them. anybody remember what the eff i'm talking about? help a bitch out!! (please) *looks at jim b.* 
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#363462 - 09/29/08 01:04 PM
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Not sure which thread they were in, but Here's The Conky CoD Catalogue. If I get time later, I'll go through them.
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#363464 - 09/29/08 02:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Hmm, I can't spread my toes like this, I mean, not even an millimeter, and I cant even move my little toes at all, am I defective?
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#363465 - 09/29/08 02:37 PM
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#363467 - 09/29/08 02:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Haha Look at her stupid face. Why the fuck do people hire 2nd rate plastic surgeons?
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#363470 - 09/29/08 03:32 PM
Re: Jordan Blue
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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All i have to say is im about 2 years into shooting porn.
i havent even established myself at all enough to not have to kiss ass to book high quality girls.
im a small fish...and i still passed on shooting jordan when i was in la a couple of months ago .
*shudder*
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#363471 - 09/29/08 04:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Where some people look only for faults, I look for attributes. Jordan has amazing legs, a beautiful ass, and a perfect winking sphincter.
So, that means you'll fuck Olinka/Kate/Arthur is he has nice legs and loves to chug cock?
I have no idea who that is but I am sticking with the ladies. Still waiting for your mouth, Gia. You play hard to get far too long.
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#363472 - 09/29/08 04:14 PM
Re: Jordan Blue
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Porn Jesus
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All i have to say is im about 2 years into shooting porn.
i havent even established myself at all enough to not have to kiss ass to book high quality girls.
im a small fish...and i still passed on shooting jordan when i was in la a couple of months ago .
You missed out on a very good time, my friend. Jordan's suction is mult-directional. You feel it on the upstroke AND the downstroke. That's not lazy, my friend. That's an eager cum eater.
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#363475 - 09/29/08 04:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I wouldn't step foot in your Dijon abode even if you were holding the Hope diamond in there.
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#363476 - 09/29/08 05:46 PM
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Registered: 09/10/08
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she has sexy boobs. I would like to see her swallow all the guys from spermcocktail. I wonder if she would? I have to check out this video of her swallowing.
thanks Brandon and please find more older milf's you can feed, I love seeing older girls swallowing.
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#363478 - 09/30/08 04:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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So what you're saying Brandon, is that you drive an 80's model Cordoba. Classy!
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#363481 - 09/30/08 12:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Checkmate, sir....
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#363483 - 10/01/08 04:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I park at a Ralph's supermarket on Pacific Coast Highway in swanky Rancho Palos Verdes. My backyard is the Pacific Ocean. Who's the real loser?
Which ever one has to take valtrex, every day, for the rest of their lives. Pssssst, I'll give you a hint, it's not me.
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#363485 - 10/01/08 05:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Ahhh don't worry Brandon, you'll never have to do without. Once porn chews you up and spits you out, like it does to all whores, I'm sure you can crawl back up north and have Canada pay for your prescription needs. Too bad they haven't come up with drug to fight stupidity, eh?
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#363488 - 10/01/08 01:44 PM
Re: Jordan Blue
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Most people work 8 hours (or more) per day.
I work 12 to 15 minutes.
Women get tarted up to arouse and please me.
The lighting is better than dark champagne rooms.
I rarely do not enjoy meeting someone new. Each woman is interesting in her own way.
The only prerequisite is that she must swallow.....my load...big or small, it's going down.
To echo Lou Gehrig: Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
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#363489 - 10/01/08 01:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Considering yourself lucky doesn't necessarily make it true. Unless you consider Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis a sign of good luck.
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#363491 - 10/02/08 06:19 AM
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see, here is where I have a problem with this....
I've come to accept Brandon, and his "brand" of porn...I've even come to kinda/sorta like it if the chick is remotely attractive. And I accept, and even endorse, Brandon's postive attitude and enthusiasm in the face of critics and his ability ot take some ribbing and abuse (some funny and goodnatured, some not so much...)
But here he goes too far...because when all is said and done, it is PORN he is making, not a product that is used in households across the land, or a device used to keep people safe, or a tool used to Build things or fix things...He isnt providing a service that is VITAL, or that makes peoples' lives easier. He is makeing PORn, filming SEX between himself and girls who may, or may not, be desperate, drugged out or addicted, mentally or emotionally unstable, or what not.
It is fine that he considers himself fortunate...and as pornographers go, he seems to be one of the more innocuous ones in terms of doing HARM to his subjects that he shoots. But STOP STOP STOP with the Hyperbole and self congratulating...Stop it...stop it....Stoppppppp. Invoking Lou Gehrig .... that is wrong. Just wrong....
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#363492 - 10/02/08 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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doom and gloom?
I was showing you the sunny side. You will most likely go out like Cal Jammer, John Dough, or worse Marc Wallice.
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#363494 - 10/02/08 07:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I don't need proof, Marc Wallice is dead to me.
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#363495 - 10/02/08 10:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Not needing proof is what we Christians call "faith." I applaud you on that and can only assume you took George Michael's 1985 song to heart.
As for Lou Gehrig, I communed with his spirit this morning and the conversation went something like this:
Iron: Mr. Gehrig, sir, I need your help. I am at a crossroads with these women.
Gehrig: What's wrong?
Iron: Well, I get a lot of pleasure out of being fellated, sometimes on a daily basis.
Gehrig: Wait! You mean you don't have to get married to do that these days! What base do you get to before you have to put a ring on their finger.
Iron: Uhh.....I go all the way with them on a regular basis.
Gehrig: (Tearing up, clears throat with a rasp) Today, I consider myself to be the second luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Iron: Thanks for your time, Mr. Gehrig.
Gehrig: Hit one out of the park for me.
Iron: Wait....I'm confused. You want me to hit one?
Gehrig: I've said too much....
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#363497 - 10/03/08 08:24 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
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<snip> But here he goes too far...because when all is said and done, it is PORN he is making, not a product that is used in households across the land, or a device used to keep people safe, or a tool used to Build things or fix things...He isnt providing a service that is VITAL, or that makes peoples' lives easier. He is makeing PORn, filming SEX between himself and girls who may, or may not, be desperate, drugged out or addicted, mentally or emotionally unstable, or what not.
It is fine that he considers himself fortunate...and as pornographers go, he seems to be one of the more innocuous ones in terms of doing HARM to his subjects that he shoots. <snip>
How is he harming someone, given he's not doing anything different than an over-eager boyfriend of hers might otherwise be doing were a camera and daylight balanced lights not be present? Why do you assume porn isn't helping anyone, that it's not a tool to fix things?
Consider the poor slob that comes home to a naggy wife (that let herself go decades earlier) and he's right on the brink of just saying "to hell with it" in the first way that comes to mind - perhaps getting a divorce, crawling into a bottle for the evening, or maybe bringing an AK-47 with three extra mags to the office in the morning. Instead he pops in Cum Symphony Vol. 4, and crisis is averted.
Imagine the guy who's woman decides after a few years that "missionary while she reads" is how their sex will continue ad-infinitum? Instead of risking a heart attack by raising his blood pressure in an argument, he ventures to HitterInTheShitter.com and the little lady isn't the wiser.
Porn has probably saved more marriages than it's wrecked, because the ones it saves you don't hear about. It is a pressure release valve on the pressure cooker of society. Who knows, porn may even be saving lives THIS MOMENT.
Still not convinced? Consider Steve Irwin. He was over-the-top enthusiastic about wrestling alligators into a nice pose for the camera. Why can't a porn producer known for over-the-top antics be able to wrestle a willing female's naked ass into a nice pose for the camera, much like Steve Irwin's naked alligator? Some girls even have as many teeth as alligators - Missy Stone! Point is, they both serve an entertainment purpose; we laugh, we cry, we cheer.
Porn directors are not career counselors - if female talent are on a mission to make easy money quick rather than going to back to school or to rehab, then the porn director that turns a girl away is only putting money into his competition's pocket because she's going to trick-or-treat her way down the street working any door that opens up and lets her in.
If the female talent choose to spend their paychecks on expensive chemical refreshments that turn their eyes red as they lay in bed clutching their stash like a baby bottle  then very little can be done for them. Sooner or later they will meet their destiny on the same road they're taking to avoid it.
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