Porn tried chewing me up. My big fat cock got lodged in its throat, it spit me out, and told me to keep doing what I love to do. There is simply nothing I would love doing more and I hope you feel as fulfilled each day you do whatever it is you do....no matter how small, insignificant, or unappreciated it may make you feel.

Save the doom and gloom speeches for someone who hasn't enjoyed a decade-plus-long mental and physical orgasm.