Random's Story is much better than Whores-in-withdrawal-suffering-from-explosive-diarrhea annecdotes. I'm envious...

Although stories about STRIPPERS on stage doing strenuous contortions and letting loose with either bar-shaking farts or outright turd spills are definitely "the shit" (i.e. Not to be topped, since the whole setting, and potential audience to the actual event trumps all...)

Gia, have you ever seen or heard of a chick on stage losing control (at least partially) of her bowels? A stripper in Heroin or Oxy withdrawal trying to do backwards bending or certain pole maneuvers is asking for serious trouble...