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#359544 - 09/09/08 08:33 AM
24 Hour Fitness: Filled with Porn Stars
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Just found this review on the 24 Hour Fitness in the Sherman Oaks Galleria. The reviewer chick is very disturbed by porn stars. Maybe she's just pissed that Christian stole her treadmill spot. Not really an inconvenience since he only needs 10 minutes to run 40 miles. "The only reason I gave this place 2 stars is location and the pretty people that work out here. The machines are always full or broken. The bathrooms are disgusting and I would never use them or the locker room. The jaccuzi and sauna forget about it. Smells like piss in that place. Gross! This place is filled with 20 to 40 year olds and tons of pornstars! You might ask yourself how do I know this because my friends watch alot of porn and tell me. I know you think I watch porn but I don't! LOL There are a few celebs that work out here and alot of guys on steroids. Parking is validated for 2 hours but if you go up stairs to the movie theater they validate for 3. I don't know many people that can do cardio for 20 minutes and be cool with that so if you want to get your work out on don't come after 430. The trainers push training sessions and honestly it's not worth the money. If you need extra motivation to work out get a work out partner." yelp.com
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#359545 - 09/09/08 11:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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#359547 - 09/09/08 02:25 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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So do they leave it up to you to wipe the infections off the machines or do they have a Haz-Mat team on standby?
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#359549 - 09/09/08 02:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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And did you offer athletic support while he squatted you pinch faced faggot?
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#359550 - 09/09/08 05:28 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
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EW OMFG PORN PEOPLE EW EW EW! ROFLMO EW PORN PEOPLE ARE SO GROSSSSSSS. LOLZZZZZ
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#359552 - 09/09/08 06:14 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Rumour has it that the Ballys on DeSoto is not economically feasible for a few of these "stars". Combine that with the fact that the general public shouldn't and won't be exposed to these bacteria factories and this thread fails.
Well done freaks. How bout you go pump Iron in the website forum?.
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#359556 - 09/09/08 10:40 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
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#359557 - 09/09/08 10:53 PM
Re: 24 Hour Fitness: Filled with Porn Stars
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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True Story: About three months ago, while working out with my friend in the free weights section at a 24hr Fitness in Vegas, there was this ridiculously hot chick bench pressing with the aid of her very manish female trainer. This chick was really straining, and her trainer was barking words of encouragement at her.
A few minutes later, we hear the bar come down hard on the rack and look over. The chick is now seated up, visibly distraught about something. Her visibly panicked trainer is looking around at everyone in the vicinity (about four or five people, not counting myself and my friend), and after a few seconds she snaps up the chick's sweat towel from off the ground, looks around again, and then motions for the chick to stand up. The chick, now looking as though she's fighting back tears, springs up, tucks the towel into the back of her oh-so-very-short shorts, leaving it out enough to cover most of her ass, then penguin-walks off with the trainer practically riding her heels.
She shit her pants. I guess she strained too hard or something. Alex Panzer should have been there to perform his civic duties (haha, I said 'duties') on her before she left for the gym that day.
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#359558 - 09/09/08 10:59 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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And did you offer athletic support while he squatted you pinch faced faggot?
That's Planet Cyber, dipshit. What's a cotton picker like you doing on Massa's computer?
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#359559 - 09/09/08 11:13 PM
Re: 24 Hour Fitness: Filled with Porn Stars
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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True Story: About three months ago, while working out with my friend ...
Dude they have a weird thread at adt called something like "messy painful anal, unexpected leaks". It's very unsettling just seeing the title. You should post this in that thread- the result will be like "telephoning" catfish.
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#359560 - 09/10/08 03:13 AM
Re: 24 Hour Fitness: Filled with Porn Stars
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Random's Story is much better than Whores-in-withdrawal-suffering-from-explosive-diarrhea annecdotes. I'm envious...
Although stories about STRIPPERS on stage doing strenuous contortions and letting loose with either bar-shaking farts or outright turd spills are definitely "the shit" (i.e. Not to be topped, since the whole setting, and potential audience to the actual event trumps all...)
Gia, have you ever seen or heard of a chick on stage losing control (at least partially) of her bowels? A stripper in Heroin or Oxy withdrawal trying to do backwards bending or certain pole maneuvers is asking for serious trouble...
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#359561 - 09/10/08 04:35 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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True Story: this ridiculously hot chick, She shit her pants.
By the way, I always take a shit before I hit the gym. I heard that one of the dudes from my gym also shit his pants while doing squats.
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#359563 - 09/10/08 04:29 PM
Re: 24 Hour Fitness: Filled with Porn Stars
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Tranny Whisperer
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He was really straining making awful noises like he was on the toilet.
I call this "the sound of male-on-male ass rape" so whenever I hear this at the gym I say to myself "there goes the male-on-male ass rape".
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#359566 - 09/17/08 12:17 PM
Re: 24 Hour Fitness: Filled with Porn Stars
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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After reading this thread, I think I'll pass on a gym membership and just go back to the dojo. Sure, I'll occasionally get punched in the face but I've yet to see anyone lose control of their bowels while they're getting their ass kicked.
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#359568 - 09/17/08 08:50 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I call this "the sound of male-on-male ass rape" so whenever I hear this at the gym I say to myself "there goes the male-on-male ass rape".
So is David LaChapelle.
He is homo.
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#359569 - 09/17/08 08:57 PM
Re: 24 Hour Fitness: Filled with Porn Stars
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I call this "the sound of male-on-male ass rape" so whenever I hear this at the gym I say to myself "there goes the male-on-male ass rape".
Because Alex Panzer is a world renowned expert on male-on-male ass rape.
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