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#358776 - 09/05/08 02:45 AM
Haley
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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#358777 - 09/05/08 03:20 AM
Re: Haley
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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I initially thought after seeing the title of the thread that this was going to be a Haley Paige scene. That create another level of "She's Dead Inside" eyes.
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#358778 - 09/05/08 04:11 AM
Re: Haley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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I like this girl. Piercings, tattoos and all. Very lovely. Will she be in more of your scenes, Mr. Irons?
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#358779 - 09/05/08 06:06 AM
Re: Haley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Very cute indeed, but once again, the tatoos beg the question.....what theeeee fuck?
That's the third or fourth time we have seen the "Stars" in and alonside a whore's torso.....someone clue me in, I am totally at a loss as to what these specifically mean or symbolize. Seriously, what's the story.....WHATTTT?!?!!? it is totally depressing seeing these beautiful girls ruined by such bullshit bodyart.
Truth be told, I can stomach or tolerate ANY tatoo, IF there is a compelling, intelligent, uniquely interesting story or reason behind the ink that the whore chooses to put on her body....but these silly "starz" have me totlaly at a loss.
I speculated before that the preponderance of young kids raised in the 90s and the early part of this decade (2001-2004) all have issues with Early onset Diabetes and their blood sugar levels...with or without obesity. This girl clearly isnt obese, but that doesnt mean she isnt diabetic. The number of these kids of this time period were born to clueless single moms who themselves are whores and comprise today's morally BANKRUPT, 30-something-and-up MILF demographic. They are/were terrible moms who feed/fed their kids crappy diets full of sugar-laden cereal like FROSTED LUCKY CHARMS. No you see the Genius and deep thinking of Da Burglar and where I am going with this rant....
This girl "HALEY" no doubt was raised by a mom/MILF Whore with zero time/motivation/skills for cooking decent, nutritious meals for her young whore-to-be daughter. She just FED Haley FROSTED LUCKY CHARMS morning noon and night while she snorted coke and prepared for the next John/Client to swing by and lock themselves in her bedroom while Haley watched "My Little Pony" and SMURF re-runs on Nockelodeon. Haley's FAVORITE part of the FORSTED LUCKY CHARMS were OBVIOUSLY the ORANGE STARZ (Burg was always partial to the Green Clovers obviously...the Yellow Moons remind of my favorite Blond chicks I want to bang, like Gigi or H-lly .... the Blue Diamonds remind me of whores with expensive tastes, but NOT gian jergens, because expensive taste DOES NOT equate to good tastes.)
Anyone have a better theory??? Perhaps as a child "Haley" dreamed of being an astronomer when she grew up, but a few years later after having discovered the joys and pleasures of Methamphetamine and/or Oxycontin she realized the closest she would ever come to seeing the Universe would be on her own body???? Anyone? Anyone? ANyone?
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#358781 - 09/05/08 09:13 AM
Re: Haley
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/07/07
Posts: 357
Loc: Washington DC
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She's hot- reminds me of Allie Sin, she's like Allie Sin's whore cousin 
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#358782 - 09/05/08 11:10 AM
Re: Haley
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
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Fuck yeah!
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#358786 - 09/05/08 05:02 PM
Re: Haley
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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star tattoos are like
augmented tits and big hair
here to stay, live with it boys .
whores will dress like whores, fuck like whores
and get whore tattoos
dummy up
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#358787 - 09/05/08 06:14 PM
Re: Haley
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and get whore tattoos
and why the fuck should they not???
its the ones that dont have them I am scared of....... 
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#358793 - 09/08/08 02:03 AM
Re: Haley
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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#358795 - 09/08/08 06:44 AM
Re: Haley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#358796 - 09/11/08 05:15 PM
Re: Haley
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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i look forward to , when in 4 years anyone mentions your name we can say "she was so 2002". live these four years like you have no more. Quote:
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Not even a henna tattoo?
Henna is tacky and so 1992.
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#358800 - 09/30/08 06:27 PM
Re: Haley
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Damn, where did you find this girl?
I was doing some wardrobe shopping at Forever 21 and noticed Haley. I approached her and busted her for not being 21. The rest is history. It's also herstory, too.
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#358801 - 09/30/08 06:29 PM
Re: Haley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Don't hate on Forever21. Don't hate.
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#358802 - 09/30/08 06:33 PM
Re: Haley
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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I was doing some wardrobe shopping at Forever 21 and noticed Haley. I approached her and buster her for not being 21. The rest is history. It's also herstory, too.
So you find girls out in the open instead of them going to you at your business? How do you know the girl won't punch you in the face or this girl that ended up doing porn? Fascinating.
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#358803 - 09/30/08 06:38 PM
Re: Haley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Darrah, I've found girls that way. I got them into porn and a few other things. I know what ways to approach work for me. I don't hesitate. I just go and open. The odds are usually good, and I can't be scared off by the few that may throw their Frappucinos at me.
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#358804 - 09/30/08 06:39 PM
Re: Haley
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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Darrah, I employ bodyguards to keep the women away when I go out in public. My latest exploits are all over www.tmz.com. Sorry, I thought you knew how great and famous I was....er, am....AM!!
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#358806 - 09/30/08 06:49 PM
Re: Haley
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Darrah, I employ bodyguards to keep the women away when I go out in public. My latest exploits are all over www.tmz.com. Sorry, I thought you knew how great and famous I was....er, am....AM!!
I still don't know which way to go with you. I think I read somewhere that you're a real nice guy, soft spoken, and a gentle soul. But you are a male pornographer. And you're approaching women out in the open. Have to do more reading.........
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#358817 - 10/02/08 12:59 AM
Re: Haley
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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The single most important criteria is that the woman must be an eater of sperm.
Hmm, what if she does everything else but swallow? Not too many women swallow but they do just about everything else.
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#358818 - 10/02/08 01:01 AM
Re: Haley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Darrah, do you like swallowing? I do.
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#358820 - 10/02/08 01:06 AM
Re: Haley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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How is swallowing messy? I don't mean with a bunch of guys. I mean with one guy. Like a boyfriend. I find facials messier.
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#358822 - 10/02/08 01:21 AM
Re: Haley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Ok, I can see how some women don't like cum, so they're less likely to go there with a stranger or casual sex. But if you love someone, facials or swallowing is having a part of them. It's a bond, don't you think?
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#358825 - 10/02/08 01:45 AM
Re: Haley
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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Lets say current BF does ask and calls your bluff and eats his own cum would you go ahead and make the effort to try it or would you continue to flat out refuse? Inquiring minds want to know....
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#358827 - 10/02/08 01:56 AM
Re: Haley
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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So that means you do anal? What about ATM?
No ATM.
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#358828 - 10/02/08 01:57 AM
Re: Haley
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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Lets say current BF does ask and calls your bluff and eats his own cum would you go ahead and make the effort to try it or would you continue to flat out refuse? Inquiring minds want to know....
That was with the ex. But if current BF did swallow his, I would still refuse.
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#358829 - 10/02/08 01:58 AM
Re: Haley
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Swallowing is the ultimate acceptance of the man and his dirty seed. It shows you find his perversion acceptable. It shows subserviance, duty, and respect.
Again, Gia. Are you catching ANY of this? Being a strong, independent woman is cool and all....but FUCK! Eat that cum and tell me your a pig when I allow you to catch a breath.
You didn't just say duty, did you?
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#358831 - 10/02/08 06:48 AM
Re: Haley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Growing up in the 80s, swallowing was mainly a method of birth control, after a fashion. But things were different back then....most chicks still had a bush (more or less) and porn (hardcore films) was still a fairly taboo and little known subject. And in Porn, NO one was swallowing and rarely took it on the face. it started to change around 1992-93....some people credit Rodney "I am not a jew, I swear" Moore...I was on the road in San Jose in 1994 when i first saw a Rodney-vision flick, there was a porn shoppe right next to the Woodfin Suites my company put me up in, and being up there for weeks at a time bored when I wasnt working, I became familiar with a lot of Rodney's shit after the first video of his I saw. Soon after, I was back working in Southern California a lot, and there were a lot of Porn companies in need of packaging for their VHS tapes, and Doc Johnson needed flexible packaging for his Dildos and shit, so I found myself learning more about Porn trends and such. Whores and Stripper/whores in the mid to late 90s still were averse to allowing you to splooge in their mouths or on their faces, unless you coughed up the requisite $$ amount. In Leaving Las Vegas, Sera will let you do everything (even cum on her face) for 500 bucks. That was 1995. And ironically, in vegas in 1995, there were a growing number of escorts and stripper/escorts of Sera/Elizabeth Shue caliber who, indeed, for 500 bucks would let you blast them in the face all night (500 for the first pop, then usually 300 for each additional one thereafter, maybe a little more or less, depnding on whether she still had to pay her agency or pimp if she did in fact have one...or if she thought you were cute  ) But swallowing, that was still almost Ummm-possible. Then along comes Mike "I'm a" John and closely followed by Jules "Hey, I'm down here...look DOWN please" Jordan. In 1998, when I was out of the segment of my business dealing with home products and porn and had moved up to the tech centers in the bay area, I still kept up with Porn trends via the business updates and being marketing director, I just wasnt intimately involved. But the first time I saw the Annabolic/Diabolic products put out by Mike John, along with the Gangbang girl series which had been in vogue since 1993-94, i KNEW that this was going to change the landscape of the sex industry and whores were going to have to keep up. Sure enough, by the end of 1999, I had whores in the Bay area who would gladly, ENTHUSIASTICALLY gobble cum for very little, if any, extra charge. And as the years moved on, and the internet grew, Younger and Younger strippers and whores took to gobbling as a requirement of their business. Nevermind that some women had always done this with their boyfriends and what not. It is now a fixture, required aspect of the sexual landscape, apart from women like Gia Jordache who claim to love it. Quote:
Darrah, do you like swallowing? I do.
Oh fuck......
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#358832 - 10/16/08 07:14 PM
Re: Haley
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Registered: 10/02/08
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It occurred to me the other day - what is playing on those speakers during a shoot? Mood music for the girl? They're wired so they must be for more than decoration (sorry, I do home theater design so I notice the small shit).
1. "Ride Of The Valkyries"
2. "Wanna Be Starting Something" Michael Jackson
3. "You're Beautiful", by James Blunt
4. A loop of prerecorded direction for photo set "sit doggy on the couch -- (2 min of silence) -- back to me, spread cheeks apart -- (2 more min silence) -- suction please -- 10 min. etc.
5. Loop of swooshing sound made by alien walkers in War of the Worlds (Spielberg's)
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#358833 - 10/16/08 09:46 PM
Re: Haley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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6. Yellow Submarine -The Beetles
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#358835 - 10/16/08 11:00 PM
Re: Haley
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Wrong again, nutbars. Those aren't speakers. They are perimeter security devices that electronically assist the models in staying for the required time needed in order to successfully complete the shoot. The technology was developed in a Manhattan Project spinoff and was perfected in Gitmo.
Copy/pasted that into the Bullshit -> English translator which spit out:
"Hooked On A Feeling" David Hasselhoff. http://www.amazon.com/Hooked-Feeling-David-Hasselhoff/dp/B000KB7XWW/ref=pd_sim_m_5
Actually a dog shock collar gimmick for a new line might be something - except gimmicks don't increase unit sales so it would only be for your personal amusement.
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#358841 - 10/26/08 10:43 AM
Re: Haley
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
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this chick is smokin. She needs to take about 2 grand and get her teeth fixed. But she is fortunate to be born with some fukin good looks.
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#358842 - 10/26/08 05:06 PM
Re: Haley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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"She needs to take about 2 grand and get her teeth fixed." Maybe Mr. Irons can pre-finance this??
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#358843 - 10/26/08 05:36 PM
Re: Haley
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Registered: 10/02/08
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On a different note, validation of SHE IS HALF MY AGE came in the form of a myspace.com message I received today. This is not edited:
"how dare you fuck haley sweet she was born 1990 like me and ur sick and perverted for fucking a young 18 year old born in 1990 child molester ur like micheal jackson go to dateline pedophile i was born 1990 to u dirty old fuckin man old fart."
well brandon so much for keeping my PM to you on myspace confidential you asshole grandpa bastard why dont you make a movie SHE IS ONE THIRD MY AGE and get arrested i dont know how to use a period hope you die dont post this k bye thx
In seriousness, I may know where he's coming from. It used to kill us guys in high school when the hot girls were banging guys much older. We used to think they were "sluts". Now years later and being "the older guy" in the equation, in retrospect it was a blessing. As well, revenge on the girls that opted for older guys in high school comes now when guys my age are dating girls their daughter's age.
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