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And I thought pretty was an airhead. This girl takes the cake & runs with it.



HOLY FUCK BATMAN! This is the roughest joint in town right now! Kitten, duck, because these people are throwing bottles at your head!

I've seen a few hazings on here now (Pretty's therapy bill is thru the roof. Thanx XPT!) but this is like watching a lost 3 year old girl casually stroll into a mosh pit. I hate to admit it (sort of) but this is some of the funniest shit I've read in a long while. Gia, that was particularly cold, and calculated. VERY nice.

Kitten (may I call you Kitten, Dariah?) whether you love me/hate me is immaterial because the one and only piece of advice you need to get through this mosh pit of a hazing is this...be sweet. No matter what, no matter who, be sweet. You are the new kid on the block. So, hand out fuckin' cookies and make friends instead of throwing rocks from your perch out your one bedroom apt. crack window...that shit was HILARIOUS!!!

-Keep It Dirty


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"...The "friend" of Pretty that Dirty finger blasted in church school..." -Lou Cypher