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#349734 - 08/02/08 08:57 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
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...when she had a brainstorm it was just a drizzle.
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#349735 - 08/02/08 08:59 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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...she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
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#349736 - 08/02/08 09:02 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
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...that she thinks her neighbor is a detective just because the police drop him off at his house every night.
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#349737 - 08/02/08 09:03 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she's stumped by anything child-proof.
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#349738 - 08/02/08 09:04 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.
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#349739 - 08/02/08 09:04 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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...she takes 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
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#349740 - 08/02/08 09:05 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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...she stares at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.
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#349741 - 08/02/08 09:07 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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...that she put a paper in front of the TV and she thought she was watching Pay-Per-View.
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Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349742 - 08/02/08 09:08 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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...that in Poland they tell Darrah Jokes.
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#349743 - 08/02/08 09:10 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
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Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349744 - 08/02/08 09:11 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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...she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
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Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349745 - 08/02/08 09:11 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
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#349746 - 08/02/08 09:12 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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#349747 - 08/02/08 09:12 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349748 - 08/02/08 09:13 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she sold her car to get gasoline money!
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349749 - 08/02/08 09:13 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she sold the house to pay the mortgage!
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#349750 - 08/02/08 09:13 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she sent a fax with a stamp on it!
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Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349751 - 08/02/08 09:14 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she had to call the Operator to get the number for 911!
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Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349752 - 08/02/08 09:14 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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.... they had to burn down the school to get her out of second grade.
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349753 - 08/02/08 09:14 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349754 - 08/02/08 09:16 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
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#349755 - 08/02/08 09:16 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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...she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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#349756 - 08/02/08 09:17 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she has a glass door with a peep hole.
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349757 - 08/02/08 09:17 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349758 - 08/02/08 09:18 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she got locked in a grocery store and almost starved to death!
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349759 - 08/02/08 09:20 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she doesn't understand this thread.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349760 - 08/02/08 09:21 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... that she can't get from A to B without going through the rest of the alphabet!
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349761 - 08/02/08 09:22 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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She thinks she is a compelling journalist
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Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#349762 - 08/02/08 09:24 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she subbed X where Y was supposed to be in the quadratic formula.
(just seeing if you're paying attention)
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349763 - 08/02/08 09:24 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she failed a survey.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349764 - 08/02/08 09:26 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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...she tried to stop a fish from drowning.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349765 - 08/02/08 09:26 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she got hit by a parked car.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349766 - 08/02/08 09:27 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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...she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she slept.
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349767 - 08/02/08 09:28 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... her dog teaches her tricks.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349768 - 08/02/08 09:28 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... mind readers charge her half price.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349769 - 08/02/08 09:29 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she failed an IQ test.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349770 - 08/02/08 09:31 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349771 - 08/02/08 09:32 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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.... that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349772 - 08/02/08 09:33 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349773 - 08/02/08 09:33 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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...she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#349774 - 08/02/08 09:34 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349775 - 08/02/08 09:35 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349776 - 08/02/08 09:35 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349777 - 08/02/08 09:37 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349778 - 08/02/08 09:40 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... her favorite color is clear.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349779 - 08/02/08 09:42 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she thought that a parental control was an abortion.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349780 - 08/02/08 09:42 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she thinks that Cross-Dressing is what you put on your salad.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#349781 - 08/02/08 09:43 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she counts her money like this: "One, another one, another one, another one, another one...."
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349782 - 08/02/08 09:45 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she tripped over a cordless phone.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349783 - 08/02/08 09:47 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349785 - 08/02/08 09:52 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she planted a dogwood tree and expected a litter of puppies.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#349786 - 08/02/08 09:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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you should just post a link to the site you're getting these from and save yourself some trouble.
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#349787 - 08/02/08 09:57 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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OK, I'm tapped out.
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349790 - 08/02/08 10:25 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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Loc: SoCal
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^^ Just killing time waiting for an edit to render.
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#349793 - 08/02/08 11:44 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Ew, for once I agree with you. 
Should I comfort you in your time of grieve?
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#349794 - 08/03/08 12:12 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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Loc: SoCal
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^^ Learn to conjugate a verb, journalist.
http://www.englishgrammar101.com/
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#349795 - 08/03/08 03:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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She thought Manual Labor was the president of Mexico.
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#349801 - 08/03/08 05:17 PM
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Maybe we can stick her in one of Panzer's alleged dungeons, where he can allegedly give her a sulfuric acid enema before allegedly sodomizing her with a rusty train rail...
...Allegedly.
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#349803 - 08/03/08 09:47 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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It really isn't a verb conjugation error. She mistook the verb "grieve" for the noun "grief". Darrah, nouns are persons, places or things. Verbs are acts, modes of being or occurrences.
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#349804 - 08/03/08 10:06 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/05/08
Posts: 115
Loc: Fuckitopolis
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She's a retard of the highest order. Or, wait, lowest. I'm not used to being around people that fucking stupid...
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#349806 - 08/04/08 12:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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It really isn't a verb conjugation error. She mistook the verb "grieve" for the noun "grief".
If she conjugated the verb "grieve" into "grieving" it would have made sense as well.
Either way, we all agree, Diarrhea is an idiot.
Mostly for choosing a profession which requires reading, research, and a command of the English language.
THREE STRIKES! YOU'RE OUT! 
Fucking beautiful. Now XPT has morphed a forum on correct grammar usage. I didn't know I needed my MFA notebook right beside me, that and my BA from Dartmouth. Can Jeff TattyPattyImmelt free me from this Hell? 
Does anyone want to see the Jesuit Press' instruction on the correct use of the "colon?" ::bananaanotherburglarpostaboutcumfarting::
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#349807 - 08/04/08 05:20 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Willie, don't you agree that "journalists" should be held to only the highest grammatical standards? We are merely providing Darrah with useful and necessary criticism, though it isn't always communicated in a constructive manner.
Did you read that Darrah? We are actually doing you a favor. Stupid cunt.
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#349809 - 08/04/08 07:21 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
Loc: nowhere
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Wow, after reading through all of this "Darrah" horseshit... I'm really beginning to form a demented picture in my mind's eye. A glimpse maybe, of a life inspired by that of Travis Bickle...? I vision a cramped one room apartment, somewhere on the seedy side of town. Maybe the lights are slung real low and the shadows paint faceless, blackened, portraits of demons across her four-walled empire. An empty bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 stinks up the carpet where it spilled the night before. Maybe in the background, the song "Something I Can Never Have", or "Hurt" sings her a soft lullaby as she feverishly attempts comprehension of the day's many "one" event. Maybe her eyes gaze outward - through the smoke-stained glass of her single cracked window. But she never moves from her perch. Never. She is a woman in waiting. Waiting for a dream. A moment of clarity in a room much too noisy with the silence of loneliness. She wants to fit in. She has ALL the gossip sites placed in her favorites. She wants to be the life of the party, but somehow can't quite understand the concept of shoelaces. So she writes. Her dementia is a monster of blissful creativity. …and then XPT logs on. And another bullet is loaded into her gun. "Maybe this time…. Just maybe…" 
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#349811 - 08/05/08 10:27 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
Loc: nowhere
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Thanks Holly. I try to do with words, what you do with stills... Make someone feel....
Edited by BaileyX (08/05/08 10:29 AM)
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#349812 - 08/05/08 06:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Back to the original topic.
On her last job application under position applying for she wrote N E.
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#349813 - 08/05/08 07:33 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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she wasn't able to dial the police because she couldn't find the eleven.
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#349814 - 08/05/08 07:50 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
Loc: nowhere
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she wasn't able to dial the police because she couldn't find the eleven.
LOL! Priceless!
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#349815 - 08/05/08 09:00 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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 one of my kids told me that
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#349816 - 08/05/08 11:50 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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one of my kids told me that
More than one child? Trying to get as much child support eh?
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#349820 - 08/06/08 07:12 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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wtf......three kids isn't even alot...
even if her husband wasn't a doctor
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#349824 - 08/06/08 04:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Khan, I don't want to appear to snarky, but you could have kept it at:
Does Darrah have issues?
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#349825 - 10/12/08 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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grieve bump.
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