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#327654 - 05/11/08 02:43 PM Posts I hate
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
1) Please don't wake up and bump like 22 threads.

2) Please stop posting song lyrics. Living Dead Girl in a Moblem thread...ooh catchy.

3) If there is a photo or long post and you want to respond, just respond instead of quoting the entire thing. You're the next post down. Of course, we know what you're referring to.
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#327655 - 05/11/08 02:58 PM Re: Posts I hate
Anonymous
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Sorry. I was trying to bury the 35 Donny spam threads.

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#327656 - 05/11/08 03:15 PM Re: Posts I hate
StrategicallyPlaced10 Offline
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Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 88
Loc: Depends on mood.
Bump.

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#327657 - 05/11/08 07:30 PM Re: Posts I hate
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
"Fixing" quotations by other posters to increase or decrease expression or trying to be otherwise witty is neither entertaining nor smart, just tranquilizing.
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#327658 - 05/11/08 08:45 PM Re: Posts I hate
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I hate posts that criticize my wordiness....I hate such posts VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY much
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#327659 - 05/11/08 08:54 PM Re: Posts I hate
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
posts that include obscenely large pictures fucking up the thread forcing me to scroll right to read something I probably don't care about anyway.

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#327660 - 05/11/08 08:55 PM Re: Posts I hate
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

posts that include obscenely large pictures fucking up the thread forcing me to scroll right to read something I probably don't care about anyway.






SERIOUSLY! At least re-size your pics, people. If you don't know how, get the hell off the damn internet and take your Geritol.
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#327661 - 05/11/08 08:59 PM Re: Posts I hate
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Pics or gifs in sigs. This isn't GFY. I love GFY to death, but their site gives me river blindness. Ok, that and I'm not smart enough to post there.
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#327662 - 05/11/08 09:11 PM Re: Posts I hate
LouCypher Offline
@
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
ADT spam in AWOP.
I know you know what I mean.

Fucken deal with it. Please.
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#327663 - 05/11/08 10:51 PM Re: Posts I hate
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

posts that include obscenely large pictures fucking up the thread forcing me to scroll right to read something I probably don't care about anyway.






SERIOUSLY! At least re-size your pics, people. If you don't know how, get the hell off the damn internet and take your Geritol.




Quit crying and buy a larger screen.
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#327664 - 05/11/08 11:42 PM Re: Posts I hate
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:



Quit crying and buy a larger screen.





can I download a larger monitor from rapidshare for free? you fat fucking hypocrite, until you start paying for porn stfu about buying/paying for anything.
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#327665 - 05/11/08 11:52 PM Re: Posts I hate
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Pics or gifs in sigs.






Quote:

can I download a larger monitor from rapidshare for free? you fat fucking hypocrite, until you start paying for porn stfu about buying/paying for anything.




Amen.
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#327666 - 05/12/08 07:00 AM Re: Posts I hate
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

can I download a larger monitor from rapidshare for free?




Don't know haven't tried. Maybe try Depot File.

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#327667 - 05/12/08 08:25 AM Re: Posts I hate
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:


2) Please stop posting song lyrics. Living Dead Girl in a Moblem thread...ooh catchy.





How about all Moblem threads?
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#327668 - 05/12/08 08:29 AM Re: Posts I hate
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:


2) Please stop posting song lyrics. Living Dead Girl in a Moblem thread...ooh catchy.





How about all Moblem threads?





I'm with Smut on this one. Moblem is played out...I find more amusement in Darth, Tritone, or Donkey's threads than his.

It would be one thing if he fought back or something, but they go absolutely nowhere.
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#327669 - 05/12/08 02:54 PM Re: Posts I hate
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

It would be one thing if he fought back or something, but they go absolutely nowhere.





Does this mean you didn't like Julie Robbins nose?
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#327670 - 05/12/08 08:37 PM Re: Posts I hate
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
People who put their response to a quote above the quote instead of underneath the quote so you end up reading the response before you know what they are responding to. These people also have posts that look like so.

Quote:

Stop posting




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#327671 - 05/12/08 08:38 PM Re: Posts I hate
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
See how ridiculous this looks.

Quote:

People who put their response to a quote above the quote instead of underneath the quote so you end up reading the response before you know what they are responding to. These people also have posts that look like so.

Quote:

Stop posting







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#327672 - 05/13/08 05:11 AM Re: Posts I hate
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Jack Schitt was another fan of "top posting". Thankfully it's a rare recessive genetic trait.
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#327673 - 05/13/08 02:50 PM Re: Posts I hate
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Jack Schitt was another fan of "top posting". Thankfully it's a rare recessive genetic trait.




We used to have rules against top posting in the wild west days of the usenet but it was always a losing battle.
You had newbies or lazy morons who couldn't grasp the concept and would argue mercilessly about it.
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#327674 - 05/13/08 03:14 PM Re: Posts I hate
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Anything with really horrendous spelling and grammar. I really cringe when grown adults cannot figure out 'its' versus "it's" and "your" versus "you're". Oh, and anything that Darth posts...
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#327675 - 05/13/08 03:25 PM Re: Posts I hate
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Anything with really horrendous spelling and grammar. I really cringe when grown adults cannot figure out 'its' versus "it's" and "your" versus "you're".




This is indeed very disturbing. There vs. their is another example.
I used to point out errors, but a remark of one of the more 'veteran' posters here made me hold back on it. Besides, it was a useless battle in which I wasted my energy.
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#327676 - 05/13/08 03:37 PM Re: Posts I hate
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
"There", "their" and "they´re" are constantly used synonymously.

Commata and periods should hire lobbyists.

Capitalization is not really that difficult.
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#327677 - 05/13/08 03:38 PM Re: Posts I hate
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

...but a remark of one of the more 'veteran' posters here made me hold back on it. Besides, it was a useless battle in which I wasted my energy.




See there, I was doing you a huge favor.

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#327678 - 05/13/08 03:43 PM Re: Posts I hate
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

...but a remark of one of the more 'veteran' posters here made me hold back on it. Besides, it was a useless battle in which I wasted my energy.




See there, I was doing you a huge favor.




It would have been so much funnier if you said "See their".
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#327679 - 05/13/08 03:46 PM Re: Posts I hate
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

See there, I was doing you a huge favor.




Yes, you were. I admit that I didn't quite see it that way at first. But in the end, all well.

(I was wondering if you would recognize yourself, Mr. Bornyo, but not much slips by you, I guess. )
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#327680 - 05/13/08 05:18 PM Re: Posts I hate
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
This is one thing that always irks me. People who don't know how to use the quote feature properly and constantly do it like this:

Quote:

Something somebody said that somebody else found some reason to quote
Quote:



The douchebag's response to the quote
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#327681 - 05/13/08 08:08 PM Re: Posts I hate
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Pics or gifs in sigs. This isn't GFY. I love GFY to death, but their site gives me river blindness. Ok, that and I'm not smart enough to post there.


I hate anything in a sig line, I've never put a sig line in any forum I post on and I make sure that is the first thing I block when Im picking and choosing how I want my profile set up. I dont view anyones I think they should ban it. It uses to much bandwith and sometimes on certain computers takes forever to load cause dickheads have tons of things in their sigs.

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#327682 - 05/13/08 10:00 PM Re: Posts I hate
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

This is one thing that always irks me. People who don't know how to use the quote feature properly and constantly do it like this:




Quote:

Something somebody said that somebody else found some reason to quote




Quote:

The douchebag's response to the quote




I pretty much cut out the crap more for my benefit than anyone elses. I don't like seeing something I posted all jumbled together with what I'm quoting.
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#327683 - 05/16/08 10:48 PM Re: Posts I hate
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Nothing has been accomplished in this thread...

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#327684 - 05/16/08 11:01 PM Re: Posts I hate
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:


2) Please stop posting song lyrics. Living Dead Girl in a Moblem thread...ooh catchy.





I really couldnt resist...the devil made me do it!

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#327685 - 05/16/08 11:17 PM Re: Posts I hate
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

Nothing has been accomplished in this thread...






Not true, I just realized that the girl in Biff's quote, uhhh, area, is none other than Trisha Campbell out of Calgary. Shit that was years ago.

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#327686 - 06/04/08 08:39 PM Re: Posts I hate
charin Offline
Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Quote:



2) Please stop posting song lyrics. Living Dead Girl in a Moblem thread...ooh catchy.






How about this?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#327687 - 06/04/08 08:46 PM Re: Posts I hate
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:



2) Please stop posting song lyrics. Living Dead Girl in a Moblem thread...ooh catchy.






How about this?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




How bout This?.
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#327688 - 06/05/08 07:07 PM Re: Posts I hate
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
With exception to oversized pictures, most of the other things wouldn't be huge problems if people did them right. The problem is too many people do them wrong.

Quote:

People who put their response to a quote above the quote instead of underneath the quote so you end up reading the response before you know what they are responding to. These people also have posts that look like so.





I think only Jamesn does that and it doesn't really bug me since I'm used to it.
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#327689 - 06/05/08 07:18 PM Re: Posts I hate
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
loopnode was the guy who posted some wide teen pic somewhere.

Well.
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#327690 - 06/05/08 07:24 PM Re: Posts I hate
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

With exception to oversized pictures, most of the other things wouldn't be huge problems if people did them right. The problem is too many people do them wrong.

Quote:

People who put their response to a quote above the quote instead of underneath the quote so you end up reading the response before you know what they are responding to. These people also have posts that look like so.





I think only Jamesn does that and it doesn't really bug me since I'm used to it.


+


Search "top quoter" faggots...
Gia had something to say if I remember..

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#327691 - 06/06/08 09:01 AM Re: Posts I hate
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

loopnode was the guy who posted some wide teen pic somewhere.

Well.




Why are you still here?
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#327692 - 06/06/08 10:19 AM Re: Posts I hate
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
What about you?

No rendering to do?
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#327693 - 06/06/08 11:24 AM Re: Posts I hate
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
SashaMutt is moody today.

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#327694 - 06/06/08 11:33 AM Re: Posts I hate
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

What about you?

No rendering to do?




What about you?

No men to con for hours on end, and then exploit?

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#327695 - 06/06/08 11:49 AM Re: Posts I hate
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
That would be a wrong description of what happened.

And exploit is not what I did, really.

But you do not have to have an opinion to be a polemic.
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#327696 - 06/06/08 11:54 AM Re: Posts I hate
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

But you do not have to have an opinion to be a polemic.




Is that how you see yourself? As a "controversialist"?
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#327697 - 06/06/08 11:56 AM Re: Posts I hate
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Get off the pipe and rent Sasha Grey already.
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#327698 - 06/06/08 12:06 PM Re: Posts I hate
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Get off the pipe




Ahh, yes. The old "Everyone's on drugs/is stoopid/knows nothing but Queer-Sasha-Care-Less-Mutt-Bot" gambit. The defense of last resort for the world's angst-ridden middle class suburban teens.

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#327699 - 06/06/08 12:16 PM Re: Posts I hate
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Try online psychology.

Noone will expect anything.

You should feel at home.
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#327700 - 06/06/08 12:48 PM Re: Posts I hate
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Get off the pipe and rent Sasha Grey already.




Are you talking to me?




I don't do drugs, and I already have a bunch of Sasha's clips.
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#327701 - 06/06/08 12:51 PM Re: Posts I hate
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

loopnode was the guy who posted some wide teen pic somewhere.





No I didn't.
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#327702 - 06/06/08 01:06 PM Re: Posts I hate
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Quote:

Quote:

Get off the pipe and rent Sasha Grey already.




Are you talking to me?




I don't do drugs, and I already have a bunch of Sasha's clips.




Jimbo and the rest of the deluded minds who actually think their fantasy becomes more attainable when they repeat it often enough I addressed to point out their futile rambling.
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#327703 - 06/06/08 01:11 PM Re: Posts I hate
Anonymous
Unregistered


Sorry, Stewie. My fantasies don't entail cartoonish infants with a nerf football for a head. Your self-importance, however, is telling.

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