i read slash's autobiography in like 3 hours or so last month, it's fucking phenomenal.

only keef could get pinched with as much horse as he did in canada and have to play a charity gig as punishment. it's brilliant to always have a politician's chick around when you're sitting on weight just in case the cops come.
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits