in addition to mono, my still unpassed kidney stone, jury duty summons and my black eye (which is actually kind of hot), i now can add stitches to my shitty week. i sliced my finger open and my husband had to give me three stitches. and it's only fucking TUESDAY!! please help me.
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tattypatty
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Whatever help you need, sugar....
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vodka? no way, the way this week is going, intravenous drugs are the only answer. kidding. well, ranathan said something kind of nice to me, i'm going to go look for flying pigs.
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way."
--Handful
thank you all for your support. oh, i totally burned myself making stuffed shells tonight. i'm fucked, it's true, no other explanation than god hates me.
oh and the jagerbombs look good. what i need tho is some of burglar's lucky charms
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gia jordan
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Make your sissy husband watch the kids while you snuggle up in some blankies and watch Pretty in Pink. And make him pay for a spa treatment.
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