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#317246 - 04/19/08 03:34 PM
Ryan Knox: 90s edition?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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#317247 - 04/19/08 03:37 PM
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I know why he couldn't get wood: he's a faggot.
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#317254 - 04/20/08 12:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Raven Black is one nasty-talking whore. If she can't get your dick hard, you are most def' a ghey.
that whore is one of my favs, she is the real deal, meanwhile Ryana is a real erectile dysfunction case
Hey ryana you can buy cheap viagra online from Canada(is made in india but who cares, is for YOU)
Retire broccoli .....RETIRE!!!!
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#317255 - 04/20/08 06:55 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
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seriously, why do people keep hiring Ryan as a performer? I'm sure he's a nice guy or whatever but he can't get wood. I have seriously never seen a movie with him where he didn't have major wood problems. I fully understand that p3rforming in front of a camera crew can be really hard, but if you are nto cut out to do jsut that you shouldn't keep getting hired. Some people obviously don't have a poblem with it. Let those people perform instead of exposing us porn viewers to this viagra posterboy.
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#317257 - 04/20/08 03:48 PM
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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Oh you guys I'm flattered, really. Thank you. It's nice when people like you spend all your time beating yourself up as to why I get to have sex with all these whores that you fantasize about. Everything is as it should be.
If you call what you do "having sex." Looks to me like you're trying to stuff a marshmallow in a coin slot.
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#317258 - 04/20/08 05:24 PM
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Thanks for sending me to that awful site. I watched the following clip over and over and couldn't stop laughing. I'm going to burn in hell now. Seriously, thanks.. http://www.efukt.com/2018_He_Hates_Hookers.html
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#317259 - 04/20/08 07:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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Oh you guys I'm flattered, really. Thank you. It's nice when people like you spend all your time beating yourself up as to why I get to have sex with all these whores that you fantasize about. Everything is as it should be.
that's ok if your idea of have sex is be a human toilet, jerk off on a girl, and take in the ass with a strapon.
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#317260 - 04/20/08 07:42 PM
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that's ok if you idea of have sex is be a human toilet, jerk off your flaccid member on a girl, and take in the ass with a strapon.
fixed
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#317261 - 04/20/08 08:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Bait and Tackle! Nice work El G. You must have planed [sic] the execution on that post for months! Kudos to you mam [sic].
It's bait and switch, you dolt. Can't you get anything right?
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#317262 - 04/20/08 09:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
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Oh you guys I'm flattered, really. Thank you. It's nice when people like you spend all your time beating yourself up as to why I get to have sex with all these whores that you fantasize about. Everything is as it should be.
as other have pointed out, ryan, the thing is that you're not having sex with them. that's the problem. you're twitching and squeezing your nipples while trying to get hard. the girl sits in the background looking bored.
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#317264 - 04/21/08 12:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Loc: Great America
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Liberate your jealousy fellas. Do what you gotta do.
How much money do you make monthly doing your porn shit?
no thanks i am not jealous
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