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#314891 - 04/13/08 04:42 PM Re: hey tritone
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#314892 - 04/13/08 07:19 PM Re: hey tritone
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Is this the wrong time to point out that the age of consent in NJ is 16?






Hyde is packing his bags and making a beeline to Jersey. He'll probably try and get that age law reduced to 13 or 14.

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#314893 - 04/13/08 07:25 PM Re: hey tritone
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Age of Consent




Helen Mirren in "Age of Consent" (1969)?

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#314894 - 04/13/08 07:34 PM Re: hey tritone
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Is this the wrong time to point out that the age of consent in NJ is 16?






Hyde is packing his bags and making a beeline to Jersey. He'll probably try and get that age law reduced to 13 or 14.






We seem to be missing the point that no matter the age, the girls would have to consent to sex with Hyde. Just sayin' ...

In any case, he's better off in Sweden. Cuter girls, and it's already 15 there.
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#314895 - 04/15/08 12:30 AM Re: hey tritone
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Is this gonna be a racist thread or not? Here's an oldie but a goldie!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oeSMTEtnCIk

ps. It's actually David Allen Coe, not Johnny Rebel...
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#314896 - 04/15/08 03:51 AM Re: hey tritone
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Is this gonna be a racist thread or not? Here's an oldie but a goldie!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oeSMTEtnCIk

ps. It's actually David Allen Coe, not Johnny Rebel...




David Allen Coe speaks the truth. I've been known to play that song on guitar for friends at parties for shock value. Works every time.
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#314897 - 04/15/08 05:07 AM Re: hey tritone
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David Allen Coe fucking rules.
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#314898 - 04/15/08 05:47 AM Re: hey tritone
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If you ever go to his concerts you'll be told repeatedly "don't even think of requesting those songs" but someone will be off in a corner selling them along with his mainstream stuff. Haha..."Fuck Anita Bryant"

If you get a chance to see him soon I highly recommend it. He's playing smaller clubs now and he looks worse than Keith Richards. If you play a death pool game he's a good pick. He gives a great performance.


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#314899 - 04/15/08 05:53 AM Re: hey tritone
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If you ever go to his concerts you'll be told repeatedly "don't even think of requesting those songs" but someone will be off in a corner selling them along with his mainstream stuff. Haha..."Fuck Anita Bryant"

If you get a chance to see him soon I highly recommend it. He's playing smaller clubs now and he looks worse than Keith Richards. If you play a death pool game he's a good pick. He gives a great performance.






Actually, I had him on our work Death Pool last year, but didn't have a chance to pick him up again this year. I'd love to see him in concert though.

Have you heard his stuff with Rebel Meets Rebel?? It's Pantera, minus Phil, with DAC on vocals. Great stuff...Dimebag's on it too.
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#314900 - 04/15/08 06:00 AM Re: hey tritone
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Have you heard his stuff with Rebel Meets Rebel?? It's Pantera, minus Phil, with DAC on vocals. Great stuff...Dimebag's on it too.




I know he's done some metal and is a fan, but I'm not. So other than the selections he plays live I've avoided it. It's just not my thing.
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#314901 - 04/15/08 11:03 AM Re: hey tritone
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If you ever go to his concerts you'll be told repeatedly "don't even think of requesting those songs" but someone will be off in a corner selling them along with his mainstream stuff. Haha..."Fuck Anita Bryant"

If you get a chance to see him soon I highly recommend it. He's playing smaller clubs now and he looks worse than Keith Richards. If you play a death pool game he's a good pick. He gives a great performance.


Haha. "fuck Anita Bryant" is fucking amazing. You could argue it's the first pro-gay anthem. When he talks about all the great things gays can do for you (in jail,of course) he has the line " Be your wife, take your life in a jealous rage". I laughed my ass off the first time I heard that.



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#314902 - 04/15/08 11:28 AM Re: hey tritone
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I love Johnny Reb. I have many of his mp3s. The songs are very catchy and very funny. Most of them were written in the 60s as part of the segregation hit parade. They were protest songs about LBJ's Great Society policy which would raise white people's taxes to integrate the South. In their view it was bad enough to have to deal with blacks as equals and even worse to have to pay for it.
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#314903 - 04/15/08 12:41 PM Re: hey tritone
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I love Johnny Reb. I have many of his mp3s. The songs are very catchy and very funny. Most of them were written in the 60s as part of the segregation hit parade. They were protest songs about LBJ's Great Society policy which would raise white people's taxes to integrate the South. In their view it was bad enough to have to deal with blacks as equals and even worse to have to pay for it.





His new album is crap, though. He just should have stayed in the shadows and been a legend. What I love about both him and DAC is the humour. The People Haters kind of revived that spirit. If you can find "Day of the Rope", I guarantee you'll be on the floor laughing.
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#314904 - 04/15/08 12:54 PM Re: hey tritone
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David Allen Coe has always denied being Johnny Reb.

Actually the oracle that knows all (Wikipedia) has an entry on Johnny Reb aka Clifford Joseph "Pee Wee" Trahan who is not DAC.

Clicky

I find Johnny Reb amusing in the same way I find NWA's Straight Outta Compton a very funny album. The difference was that I believe that Eazy E and Ice Cube were singing tongue-in-check and Johnny Reb was deadly serious.

There are rumors that old school country superstars Dave Dudley and Jerry Reed have covered Johnny Reb songs. One of my Johnny Reb mp3 sounds a lot like a young Jerry Reed.
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#314905 - 04/15/08 05:31 PM Re: hey tritone
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Yeah I knew Trahan was JR. There was a rumour that it was actually Johnny Horton for a few years and you can even find the JR songs attributed to Horton on some sites(I'm sure his estate is delighted). Seriously, check out the People Haters for a larf. Hollywood Jew Watch and A Towel is not a Hat are classics. The even team up with Sweden's Pluton Svea to do a cover of Jr's Who Likes a Nigger....

ps. The song "Alabama Nigger" is often credited to JR but is rumoured to be Waylon Jennings. He was an absolute right-wing bigot according to sources.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=EZWObPoSelE


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#314906 - 04/19/08 06:11 AM Re: hey tritone
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black man fired by an old white man
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#314907 - 04/19/08 11:21 AM Re: hey tritone
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black man fired by an old white man




who couldn't get the job done. he sucked as a coach
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#314908 - 04/19/08 11:27 AM Re: hey tritone
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I'm a little upset the Knicks could potentially NOT be terrible sometime in the next 5 years, I loved the Isiah/Dolan-combo. Great for the green.

Here are the best black men since bill russell.
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