I once had a whore (who i genuinely liked and paid very well) tell me she was stuck in Chicago at the airport and couldnt make it to mme when i was staying in Denver. So I said "oh well no prob..." and proceeded to small talk her for 10 minutes...in the course of ten minutes i casually asked her what airport (Midway she said) and what airline (Southwest she said) and how long the delay was going to be (3 hours at least she said...)

I hung up and phoned Monica, a whore i knew whose day job is Southwest Gate Agent and whose night job is cum gobbling whore. She checked and told me there were ZER0 delayed flights at chicago Midway at that moment...of course I didnt tell monica the reason I wanted to know.

Lies Lies lies