ah the old car accident one.

really makes me wonder what the stats on porn models in north america and accidents per capita. lol

ill add one of the amusing ones ive come across.



"I showed up at the wrong address and when i rang the doorbell and someone came to the front door, i explained what i was there for and they laughed at me and it really made me think about my life choices"



i shit you not.
i have more, i will dole them out as the week wears on ...ive been waiting for this thread for a while