from another site-

1. my grandmother died
2. my car broke down
3. i wrote down the wrong date
4. i got into an accident (then ironically show up two days later with the same car with no damage)
5. i went out to lunch with my mother before the shoot, she stated i needed to drive her to her surgery.
6. my other grandmother died
7. my dog died
8. my boyfriend found out
9. my boyfriend died in a car accident last night.
10. my grandmother died again
11. i started my period
12. i was on my way to the studio and i left the directions at home
13. i overbooked
14. i went to the doctor and turns out i'm pregnant.
15. my grandfather died
16. death in the family
18. i didn't have enough money for gas to get there.
19. too much traffic so i decided to go to the beach instead.
20. had to stay late at work then while i was rushing to get to the studio (better late than never) my car broke down and i got into an accident with a car that had my boyfriend and my grandmother in it.
21. i was so hungover
22. i died last night
23. I found god
24. i stopped doing b/g
25. my husband had a heart attack, had to go to hospital
26. I forgot
27. I left my makeup in my friends car.
28. I don't have a ride.
29. I lost my phone.
30. Something came up with my son and he is more important than calling you to cancel.
31. I got shot. (This one is true. Boyfriend shot her in the leg. She ended up shooting with us later and had a tattoo around the bullet hole. )
32. I fell down stairs and have really bad bruises
33. Really big pimple on my face
34. I'm sick cough cough
35. I have to do a drug abuse intervention for a friend
36. I have exams at school
37. I missed my flight
38. my moms sick
39. my goldfish died
40. my herpes is flaring up something awful
41. I've decided I will only do scat shoots from now on
42. I was masturbating with a hot glue gun and accidentally plugged up my vaginia
43. I am in rehab