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Finals wjile drunk is a rite of passage for intelligent people...I once took a latin final 3 hour after anesthesia....got an "A". Ipso Facto

Its 12:40 pm EST and I am still drunkj from st paddy's day...I may also be married according to evidence found this morning when I woke up to pee...




I don't believe this story at all. Hows it going burg?



WhAT exactly does Monkey find difficult to believe...

A) The fact that Burg received an "A" on a Latin Final 3 hours after surgery.

B) That Burg Got Drunk on St Paddy's Day

B-1/2) That burg might have been drunk at 12:40 pm on a Tuesday.

C) That Burg May have accidentally gotten married while shitfaced during St Paddy's day.

D) That Burg actually, physically got up to Pee instead of just rolling over on to his side and pissing into the mouth of the $800/hr Gia Jordan look-a-like whore passed out next to him in bed.

E) That Burg is still posting despite Monkey's (and other sycophants desperately following his lead or emulating him so as to not become targets themselves) efforts to make him "go away"....
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