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You pretended I was a wrong number while a shrill woman's voice (I am guessing your mom) yelped in the background "Who the fuck is that? I told you to go to the store for me now get the fuck off the phone and get your ass in gear." whether that was your Mom or your wife, you now have my sympathy




I thought you said when you called it went straight to vmail?


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As long as, if I beat the time, I can then have 5 minutes in a room alone with you where you are tied to a chair at your ankles next to me with no means of escape other than killing me first. I smell a huge pay-per-view winner here Monkey, use your connections and make it happen, please.





As long as you don't plan on having sex with me then im good with this.


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I was the product of the backseat of a 56 chevy




You are blaming the cramped chevy sex your parents had when conceiving you for your disabled state?



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..but thats not nearly as obvious as you being the product of Rape...is your dad still doing time for producing you? Your mother is mexican right? Which is why she didnt have the abortion, Catholic and all that bullshit? Yes by all means, lets talk about that, I'll call you soon, just answer any call you see from either the 702 or 707 area codes.




You went to harvard you say?
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