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#306030 - 03/14/08 07:14 PM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I would like to see Da Burg on Intervention as the enabler/ drug provider to any of these addict young ladies on the show who threaten their parents to give them money or else they will get it from this pervie wheelchair guy they know.
"No, daddy. We don't do anything. He just gives me the medicine when I need it. I don't have to do anything for it, but if you don't want me to see him, I'm gonna have to call a dealer and buy the drugs. Can I have another $250? This is the last time, I swear, daddy."    
Other than the "pervie wheelchair" guy part, this is an awesome post...however, in the case of the "Daddy's" out there I probably would be quite popular with most of them...afterall where else would they find a dude who obviously isn't going to violate their little princess who also can afford to at least give her a decent car and a room full of stuffed animals?
The drugs? well as I have been saying, and as you aptly demonstrated G, the chick(s) are going to do what they want no matter what, until they decide on their own to stop. Either way, I am there for them...if they want to get clean, I will help them detox (BTW - chicks coming off Heroin, after the first week when the shits go away, they have INCREDIBLE sex drives as the libido wakes up from its Heroin snooze) ... and of course, on the other side of the coin, there is nothing more special or poignant than cuddling with a chick who has just shot up, or popped about 10 percocets...everyone remembers the Movie Traffic where drug czar Michael Douglas' precious little princess gets hooked on heroin and after the Black Dope dealer shoots her up in the foot, they fuck passionately ... Hotness....
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#306032 - 03/14/08 07:36 PM
Re: intervention
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Correct me if I am wrong Holly, but you pretty much straightened out yourself without a bunch of people confronting you with how you have made THEIR lives miserable, right? Forcing people into rehab is an easy way to ensure they will con their way thru, and go right back to whatever it is they love first chance they get.
Yes I checked myself in, I was not forced in. Though those close to me certainly thought I needed to go, they knew I wouldn't listen to anyone until I was ready. The problem with sobriety is that it's for people who WANT it, not necessarily for people who NEED it. I needed it years ago, but I had to hit my bottom for me to finally want it bad enough to really go through with it.
And as Renfield mentioned, it is hard to do it alone. Some can-- I had a friend who did-- but I could not. I did need a lot of support from friends and family, and I got more than I could have asked for. (If anyone remembers, XPT was actually surprisingly supportive!) The best thing I got from sobriety was some new, incredible friends who have really carried me through this last year. I have an amazing support group of people in my life now, and I am so grateful for that.
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#306033 - 03/14/08 07:41 PM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I would like to see Da Burg on Intervention as the enabler/ drug provider to any of these addict young ladies on the show who threaten their parents to give them money or else they will get it from this pervie wheelchair guy they know.
"No, daddy. We don't do anything. He just gives me the medicine when I need it. I don't have to do anything for it, but if you don't want me to see him, I'm gonna have to call a dealer and buy the drugs. Can I have another $250? This is the last time, I swear, daddy."
Id prefer if da burg got his own show, where he has to deal with problems that aren't issues for most people, like stairs, steep hills, women who aren't paid to like him,etc . Burg is a grade A asshole, but I like him.
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(If anyone remembers, XPT was actually surprisingly supportive!)
Burg isn't, that nigga dreams about getting you drunk, know what im saying?
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#306035 - 03/14/08 07:47 PM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Id prefer if da burg got his own show, where he has to deal with problems that aren't issues for most people, like stairs, steep hills, women who aren't paid to like him,etc .
I hate when people say this, but that really did make me spit water out all over my keyboard.
Not me Gia, im going to get another angry message on my phone, da burgs heavy breathing is both sexy and creepy whens hes angry though.
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#306036 - 03/14/08 08:01 PM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I never left u any angry messages, total lie. I just told you how useless and pussy-ish it is to give someone your number and then have it go to v-mail everytime. Like i said, I own you, clearly....
Stairs? Not an issue...i get carried up while seated in my chair like the pope by two muscular gorillas-for-hire-, or I walk up myself if I am drunk. If I buy a house with stairs, I get really cool elevators and lifts installed (tax deductible too.) Steep hills? My arms, chest and shoulders welcome steep hills, you know this ....
But you may have a point with dealing with women who are not paid to like me...Isnt that the whole point to paying them in the first place? But the reality is, as I said before, when all is said and done, I pay a whore to leave...
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#306037 - 03/14/08 09:35 PM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I never left u any angry messages, total lie. I just told you how useless and pussy-ish it is to give someone your number and then have it go to v-mail everytime. Like i said, I own you, clearly....
I answered twice there was no response, call anytime DB, id love to hear from you.
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Stairs? Not an issue...i get carried up while seated in my chair like the pope by two muscular gorillas-for-hire-, or I walk up myself if I am drunk. If I buy a house with stairs, I get really cool elevators and lifts installed (tax deductible too.) Steep hills? My arms, chest and shoulders welcome steep hills, you know this ....
Yeah but I mean by yourself, you at the bottom of an empty set of stairs, a time limit in the corner and you trying to beat the time.
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Isnt that the whole point to paying them in the first place? But the reality is, as I said before, when all is said and done, I pay a whore to leave...
Did your father pay your mother?. With this you can answer your own question.
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#306038 - 03/14/08 11:11 PM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I answered twice there was no response, call anytime DB, id love to hear from you.
You pretended I was a wrong number while a shrill woman's voice (I am guessing your mom) yelped in the background "Who the fuck is that? I told you to go to the store for me now get the fuck off the phone and get your ass in gear." whether that was your Mom or your wife, you now have my sympathy.
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Yeah but I mean by yourself, you at the bottom of an empty set of stairs, a time limit in the corner and you trying to beat the time.
As long as, if I beat the time, I can then have 5 minutes in a room alone with you where you are tied to a chair at your ankles next to me with no means of escape other than killing me first. I smell a huge pay-per-view winner here Monkey, use your connections and make it happen, please.
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Did your father pay your mother?. With this you can answer your own question.
My folks grew up in the 50s, no money was involved, I was the product of the backseat of a 56 chevy...but thats not nearly as obvious as you being the product of Rape...is your dad still doing time for producing you? Your mother is mexican right? Which is why she didnt have the abortion, Catholic and all that bullshit? Yes by all means, lets talk about that, I'll call you soon, just answer any call you see from either the 702 or 707 area codes.
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#306039 - 03/15/08 02:18 AM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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You pretended I was a wrong number while a shrill woman's voice (I am guessing your mom) yelped in the background "Who the fuck is that? I told you to go to the store for me now get the fuck off the phone and get your ass in gear." whether that was your Mom or your wife, you now have my sympathy
I thought you said when you called it went straight to vmail?
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As long as, if I beat the time, I can then have 5 minutes in a room alone with you where you are tied to a chair at your ankles next to me with no means of escape other than killing me first. I smell a huge pay-per-view winner here Monkey, use your connections and make it happen, please.
As long as you don't plan on having sex with me then im good with this.
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I was the product of the backseat of a 56 chevy
You are blaming the cramped chevy sex your parents had when conceiving you for your disabled state?
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..but thats not nearly as obvious as you being the product of Rape...is your dad still doing time for producing you? Your mother is mexican right? Which is why she didnt have the abortion, Catholic and all that bullshit? Yes by all means, lets talk about that, I'll call you soon, just answer any call you see from either the 702 or 707 area codes.
You went to harvard you say?
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#306041 - 03/15/08 02:27 PM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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That will never be on my tombstone, I am more than drugs. I've stopped using by the way and am loving life to its fullest. I've wasted tooooo many years under the influence. There is more to life then living in the dark. Get it straight. I am no longer a junkie. I will be an addict forever, but I dont have to act on it. 
And Im going to be creamated anyway, never will I go in the ground.
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#306042 - 03/15/08 02:47 PM
Re: intervention
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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You will be "creamated".
Stimulating.
moblem could be helpful there.
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#306043 - 03/15/08 03:02 PM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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You will be "creamated".
Stimulating.
moblem could be helpful there.
Keep that fucker away from me, Im sure Im not his type anyway, he couldnt find me, Im going to be scattered off of my friends boat in the middle of no where.
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#306046 - 03/15/08 08:57 PM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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What night and time is this show actually on? I have an Eastern European version of Tivo (it's called Tivant), and need specifics (Greenwich Mean Time, please) and a half pound of coal in order to record important events. 
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#306047 - 03/15/08 09:13 PM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I'm a bit bored so I looked into it for you.
According to Tivo, there are two episodes on A&E every Monday at 8 & 9PM repeated at Midnight & 1AM. I'm pretty sure there's a "Pacific" version of A&E so the times should be the same in Portland.
This week "Heidi & Michelle" are at 8PM. The description from Tivo is:
"A woman finds herself addicted to plastic surgery and compulsive shopping. A woman admits to trading sex for drugs."
Here she's shooting up meth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdPXxGUBTPY&feature=related
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#306048 - 03/15/08 09:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Thank you sirrah! Monday has opened up since "Prison Break" and "Sarah Conner" have ended. Also, probably, "No Reservations" has ended as well.
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#306049 - 03/15/08 10:52 PM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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watched the bulimic stripper episode on youtube yesterday. she was damn hot. the other chick in that episode fell down a lot, that was pretty entertaining.
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#306050 - 03/16/08 06:58 PM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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That will never be on my tombstone, I am more than drugs. I've stopped using by the way and am loving life to its fullest. I've wasted tooooo many years under the influence. There is more to life then living in the dark. Get it straight. I am no longer a junkie. I will be an addict forever, but I dont have to act on it.
And Im going to be creamated anyway, never will I go in the ground.
I find the strength you have in overcoming these addictions and that you have in yourself very sexy gypsy. I've got no problem saying that I find you very appealing. I know you are in a relationship so im going to be respectful of that but take what I said for what its worth, Monkey.
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#306051 - 03/21/08 11:47 PM
Re: intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Monday, I watched two hours of this show (early-boob-molested-devoloping meth addcit/boring shopping/plastic surgery addict/cancerous alkie) and was quite depressed.) Don't think I will schedule it's recording. My angst was canceled Friday with the all-Portland-channel broadcast of the half-Mexican guy giving his recommendation to the half-Black guy... it seemed kind of special, but I had to go off to work...
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