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#305980 - 03/10/08 11:05 PM intervention
GUAPO Offline
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i jack off to that show intervention on a&e. that shit get real sexy when bitches real dysfunctional.

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#305981 - 03/10/08 11:53 PM Re: intervention
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I love that show, my favorite was the conflicted gay mormon who was addicted to meth and sex who found out he had AIDS. I love you more though GUAPO if you only knew the things ive put in my ass while thinking of the image I have in my mind of what you look like, it would blow your fucking mind.
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#305982 - 03/11/08 12:31 AM Re: intervention
ranathan Offline
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uhhhh the millionaire alcoholic cat lady who od'd on camera blamed the producers and possibly the jews,fought her own intervention successfully and then took a limo 3000 miles?

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#305983 - 03/11/08 06:09 AM Re: intervention
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uhhhh the millionaire alcoholic cat lady who od'd on camera blamed the producers and possibly the jews,fought her own intervention successfully and then took a limo 3000 miles?




Must of missed that one
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#305984 - 03/11/08 01:45 PM Re: intervention
gia jordan Offline
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I LOVE that show...the bulemic chick who had a stash of ziplock bags full off barf so she could hide purging from her husband...and the methed out mom when asked if she had anything to say to the camera, she yelled, "ACDC rocks!"
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#305985 - 03/11/08 01:47 PM Re: intervention
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siggy
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#305986 - 03/11/08 01:56 PM Re: intervention
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stash of ziplock bags full off barf so she could hide purging from her husband







WTF! I'm happy I don't watch this.
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#305987 - 03/11/08 01:59 PM Re: intervention
Gigi Offline
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why can't she just flush the puke down the toilet?
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#305988 - 03/11/08 02:06 PM Re: intervention
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I LOVE that show...the bulemic chick who had a stash of ziplock bags full off barf so she could hide purging from her husband...and the methed out mom when asked if she had anything to say to the camera, she yelled, "ACDC rocks!"





I saw the zip lock bag one too, wasn't it because she saw her cousin shoot herself by accident and she never recovered?

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why can't she just flush the puke down the toilet?







She was afraid it would back up her toilet and her husband would find out even though he already knew, so she'd put them in a box once a week and take them to a dumpster near the airport
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#305989 - 03/11/08 02:07 PM Re: intervention
Gigi Offline
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thanks
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#305990 - 03/11/08 03:31 PM Re: intervention
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God damn! That just killed my appetite.
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#305991 - 03/11/08 03:35 PM Re: intervention
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your nigga get real disappointed when the bitches go get help after they intervention. i like when bitches get real angry and hate they family more for doing that to them then go do they disorder of choice.




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#305992 - 03/11/08 03:42 PM Re: intervention
Gigi Offline
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i'm pathetic, i get kinda jealous that their families want to help them so much... my moms found out about me and told me the next time she saw me she hoped to be identifying my body.
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#305993 - 03/11/08 03:43 PM Re: intervention
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i'm pathetic, i get kinda jealous that their families want to help them so much... my moms found out about me and told me the next time she saw me she hoped to be identifying my body.




And, then you went and got implants to make her job all that much harder ...

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#305994 - 03/11/08 03:43 PM Re: intervention
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I've only seen one episode. It centered around some Mormon chick with massive tits who was drinking away the trauma that was caused by being the star of a sex tape that was passed around her high-school. It was pretty awesome, I'll have to remember to check out the show again.
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#305995 - 03/11/08 03:44 PM Re: intervention
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dag gigi your moms cold as ice.

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#305996 - 03/11/08 03:46 PM Re: intervention
Smelly Monkey Offline
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God damn! That just killed my appetite.





In related news canned food stocks drop by 15% today on the stock market.


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your nigga get real disappointed when the bitches go get help after they intervention. i like when bitches get real angry and hate they family more for doing that to them then go do they disorder of choice.




nah I like it when they go to rehab and then 60 days in decide to write a song about overcoming their addiction and then the update comes up at the end saying 25 days later sarah (??) was asked to leave the treatment center for behavioral issues and is now back on meth living with friends. Makes me want to go out and buy her song.
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#305997 - 03/11/08 05:42 PM Re: intervention
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This clip has had me in manic paroxysms of mirth for a solid ten minutes. I love this girl. I want to keep her in an enclosure in my back garden and wank over her behaviour.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Vn3cmaAnY

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#305998 - 03/11/08 06:22 PM Re: intervention
gia jordan Offline
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This clip has had me in manic paroxysms of mirth for a solid ten minutes. I love this girl. I want to keep her in an enclosure in my back garden and wank over her behaviour.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Vn3cmaAnY




She's even more awesome here tweaked out and fighting naked with her sister. She looks like a wild jungle child with implants. Love it!

Plus, throwing food around! I threw entire pieces of pizza out the car window the other day down Highland Av and I'm not even on meth but fuck motherfuckers trying to make me fat.
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#305999 - 03/11/08 07:44 PM Re: intervention
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Christy fuckin rocks.

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#306000 - 03/11/08 08:10 PM Re: intervention
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Just like Hustler's Jail Babes, somebody has to come along and do Intervention Babes. And no, Crackwhore Confessions does NOT count...
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#306001 - 03/11/08 08:33 PM Re: intervention
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Cruel and terrible show...addicts should just be allowed to hit rock bottom, then either die or pull themselves up on their own (which ultimately is the ONLY way any of them survive.) Interventions just corner an already fucked up animal, and get them to do something for all the wrong reasons, namely to just get everyone off their fucking back.

Last month, I gave Duff a story for his chronicle of weirdness, where I told him about a night in Vegas I had with a stripper/escort friend who unfortunately happened to be in really bad withdrawal from Vicodin and Percs.

Bottom line, feed the need....everyone is happier as a result.
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#306002 - 03/11/08 09:09 PM Re: intervention
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She's even more awesome here tweaked out and fighting naked with her sister. She looks like a wild jungle child with implants. Love it!

Plus, throwing food around! I threw entire pieces of pizza out the car window the other day down Highland Av and I'm not even on meth but fuck motherfuckers trying to make me fat.




This clip would not be out of place on the BTS of a Jim Powers DVD.
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#306003 - 03/11/08 10:19 PM Re: intervention
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She's even more awesome here tweaked out and fighting naked with her sister. She looks like a wild jungle child with implants. Love it!

Plus, throwing food around! I threw entire pieces of pizza out the car window the other day down Highland Av and I'm not even on meth but fuck motherfuckers trying to make me fat.




This clip would not be out of place on the BTS of a Jim Powers DVD.



See my earlier post....
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#306004 - 03/11/08 10:50 PM Re: intervention
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This clip has had me in manic paroxysms of mirth for a solid ten minutes. I love this girl. I want to keep her in an enclosure in my back garden and wank over her behaviour.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Vn3cmaAnY




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She's even more awesome here tweaked out and fighting naked with her sister. She looks like a wild jungle child with implants. Love it!

Plus, throwing food around! I threw entire pieces of pizza out the car window the other day down Highland Av and I'm not even on meth but fuck motherfuckers trying to make me fat.




I see her future and it looks like this:

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#306005 - 03/12/08 05:03 AM Re: intervention
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Cruel and terrible show...addicts should just be allowed to hit rock bottom, then either die or pull themselves up on their own (which ultimately is the ONLY way any of them survive.) Interventions just corner an already fucked up animal, and get them to do something for all the wrong reasons, namely to just get everyone off their fucking back.

Last month, I gave Duff a story for his chronicle of weirdness, where I told him about a night in Vegas I had with a stripper/escort friend who unfortunately happened to be in really bad withdrawal from Vicodin and Percs.

Bottom line, feed the need....everyone is happier as a result.





BURG IS BACK!!!!!!! I didn't read the post but im excited you're here. How you doing big man?


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I see her future and it looks like this:





I hate that picture, I hate red finger nails, reminds me of old people and nazi germany (books maury show spot for irrational fears segment)
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#306006 - 03/13/08 09:26 AM Re: intervention
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I've only seen one episode. It centered around some Mormon chick with massive tits who was drinking away the trauma that was caused by being the star of a sex tape that was passed around her high-school. It was pretty awesome, I'll have to remember to check out the show again.




Wow that episode would make Simp jack off then cry afterwards. Nice
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#306007 - 03/13/08 02:33 PM Re: intervention
JasonH Offline
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Posts: 954
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I've only seen one episode. It centered around some Mormon chick with massive tits who was drinking away the trauma that was caused by being the star of a sex tape that was passed around her high-school. It was pretty awesome, I'll have to remember to check out the show again.




Wow that episode would make Simp jack off then cry afterwards. Nice


If you liked the Mormon, you have to check out Jessie the bulimic. Definite
She was even working as a stripper to support her food binging.
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#306008 - 03/13/08 04:35 PM Re: intervention
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I've only seen one episode. It centered around some Mormon chick with massive tits who was drinking away the trauma that was caused by being the star of a sex tape that was passed around her high-school. It was pretty awesome, I'll have to remember to check out the show again.




Wow that episode would make Simp jack off then cry afterwards. Nice


If you liked the Mormon, you have to check out Jessie the bulimic. Definite
She was even working as a stripper to support her food binging.


That was this weeks episode.

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#306009 - 03/13/08 05:06 PM Re: intervention
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I've only seen one episode. It centered around some Mormon chick with massive tits who was drinking away the trauma that was caused by being the star of a sex tape that was passed around her high-school. It was pretty awesome, I'll have to remember to check out the show again.




Wow that episode would make Simp jack off then cry afterwards. Nice


If you liked the Mormon, you have to check out Jessie the bulimic. Definite
She was even working as a stripper to support her food binging.


That was this weeks episode.




ohh ohh yeah that girl was real sexy. your nigga busted his nuts when the daddy found out his baby girl was a stripper and was immediatly filled with disgust. you could see the wheels in his mind turning as he thought of all the grimy ass niggas who seen his baby girl naked dancing for a buck 78 to go buy a big mac.

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#306010 - 03/13/08 05:20 PM Re: intervention
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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I've only seen one episode. It centered around some Mormon chick with massive tits who was drinking away the trauma that was caused by being the star of a sex tape that was passed around her high-school. It was pretty awesome, I'll have to remember to check out the show again.




Wow that episode would make Simp jack off then cry afterwards. Nice


If you liked the Mormon, you have to check out Jessie the bulimic. Definite
She was even working as a stripper to support her food binging.


That was this weeks episode.


ohh ohh yeah that girl was real sexy. your nigga busted his nuts when the daddy found out his baby girl was a stripper and was immediatly filled with disgust. you could see the wheels in his mind turning as he thought of all the grimy ass niggas who seen his baby girl naked dancing for a buck 78 to go buy a big mac.


Wrong Guap, she made 665.00 that nite.

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#306011 - 03/13/08 05:23 PM Re: intervention
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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I've only seen one episode. It centered around some Mormon chick with massive tits who was drinking away the trauma that was caused by being the star of a sex tape that was passed around her high-school. It was pretty awesome, I'll have to remember to check out the show again.




Wow that episode would make Simp jack off then cry afterwards. Nice


If you liked the Mormon, you have to check out Jessie the bulimic. Definite
She was even working as a stripper to support her food binging.


That was this weeks episode.


ohh ohh yeah that girl was real sexy. your nigga busted his nuts when the daddy found out his baby girl was a stripper and was immediatly filled with disgust. you could see the wheels in his mind turning as he thought of all the grimy ass niggas who seen his baby girl naked dancing for a buck 78 to go buy a big mac.


Wrong Guap, she made 665.00 that nite.




ok ok my bad, she purchased 400 big macs..

then pulled over to throw them all up

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#306012 - 03/13/08 05:36 PM Re: intervention
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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I've only seen one episode. It centered around some Mormon chick with massive tits who was drinking away the trauma that was caused by being the star of a sex tape that was passed around her high-school. It was pretty awesome, I'll have to remember to check out the show again.




Wow that episode would make Simp jack off then cry afterwards. Nice


If you liked the Mormon, you have to check out Jessie the bulimic. Definite
She was even working as a stripper to support her food binging.


That was this weeks episode.


ohh ohh yeah that girl was real sexy. your nigga busted his nuts when the daddy found out his baby girl was a stripper and was immediatly filled with disgust. you could see the wheels in his mind turning as he thought of all the grimy ass niggas who seen his baby girl naked dancing for a buck 78 to go buy a big mac.


Wrong Guap, she made 665.00 that nite.




ok ok my bad, she purchased 400 big macs..

then pulled over to throw them all up


Yeah she found a nice secluded road and was super excited. She was pretty, I actually felt bad for her. Her brother was more of a fuckin sissy than she was.
The father was ready to rip some mens cocks off knowing his daughter was felt up and gave lap dances, awesome episode. But not better than Christy, a positive plus a negative equals WHATTTTTTTTTTT?

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#306013 - 03/13/08 09:17 PM Re: intervention
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
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I've only seen one episode. It centered around some Mormon chick with massive tits who was drinking away the trauma that was caused by being the star of a sex tape that was passed around her high-school. It was pretty awesome, I'll have to remember to check out the show again.




Christ I wish I had an excuse like that. The one episode I saw was a middle-aged woman, and she drank all the time out of those little airplane bottles. She had them stashed all over the house, and carried them in her purse. Gave me the chills because that's exactly what I used to do. It was the same vodka brand and everything.
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#306014 - 03/13/08 09:27 PM Re: intervention
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I remember that episode. She took a header in the driveway she was so fucked up.
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#306015 - 03/13/08 10:24 PM Re: intervention
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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she drank all the time out of those little airplane bottles. She had them stashed all over the house, and carried them in her purse.




I had a friend that did that, too. Maybe you have to be an alcoholic to understand, because I never did.
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#306016 - 03/13/08 10:43 PM Re: intervention
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Anyone see the black guy who was a child genius and was addicted to cough syrup and became a man whore to support his habit. He said he allowed one of his clients to handcuff him and when he did that he put a plastic bag over his head to bring him close to death to get off and in his own words "Uhh it wasn't worth the money, yeah that one wasn't worth the money".
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#306017 - 03/13/08 10:48 PM Re: intervention
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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some Mormon chick with massive tits who was drinking away the trauma that was caused by being the star of a sex tape that was passed around her high-school.




Pics, links, anyone?


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#306018 - 03/13/08 10:52 PM Re: intervention
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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some Mormon chick with massive tits who was drinking away the trauma that was caused by being the star of a sex tape that was passed around her high-school.




Pics, links, anyone?







Shes very brooke hoganish but here you go.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzSqDUIWvGY
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#306019 - 03/13/08 10:54 PM Re: intervention
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
more like gintervention amirite



think about it

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#306020 - 03/13/08 11:00 PM Re: intervention
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Shes very brooke hoganish but here you go.




Ahh yes, bummer. Thanks for the effort though, I still feel dirty nonetheless.

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#306021 - 03/14/08 01:28 AM Re: intervention
JasonH Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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I've only seen one episode. It centered around some Mormon chick with massive tits who was drinking away the trauma that was caused by being the star of a sex tape that was passed around her high-school. It was pretty awesome, I'll have to remember to check out the show again.




Wow that episode would make Simp jack off then cry afterwards. Nice


If you liked the Mormon, you have to check out Jessie the bulimic. Definite
She was even working as a stripper to support her food binging.


That was this weeks episode.




ohh ohh yeah that girl was real sexy. your nigga busted his nuts when the daddy found out his baby girl was a stripper and was immediatly filled with disgust. you could see the wheels in his mind turning as he thought of all the grimy ass niggas who seen his baby girl naked dancing for a buck 78 to go buy a big mac.


The look on her old man's face was priceless when he found out. But I knew the minute she told her dad she'd have $650 to him in 2-3 days, that we were going to see her at the strip club or turning tricks. But did you see that shit they pulled to try and keep people from jerking off? The other story was that chunky ugly redneck who looked like she had her face stomped on by a mule?
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#306022 - 03/14/08 09:14 AM Re: intervention
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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I've only seen one episode. It centered around some Mormon chick with massive tits who was drinking away the trauma that was caused by being the star of a sex tape that was passed around her high-school. It was pretty awesome, I'll have to remember to check out the show again.




Christ I wish I had an excuse like that. The one episode I saw was a middle-aged woman, and she drank all the time out of those little airplane bottles. She had them stashed all over the house, and carried them in her purse. Gave me the chills because that's exactly what I used to do. It was the same vodka brand and everything.




Im sorry but this has stroke value.
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#306023 - 03/14/08 03:40 PM Re: intervention
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Anyone see the black guy who was a child genius and was addicted to cough syrup and became a man whore to support his habit. He said he allowed one of his clients to handcuff him and when he did that he put a plastic bag over his head to bring him close to death to get off and in his own words "Uhh it wasn't worth the money, yeah that one wasn't worth the money".


Yes he was addicted to Coridicin. (sp?)

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#306024 - 03/14/08 04:17 PM Re: intervention
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Gahhh, Leave these people alone....either give them what they need or want or just leave them the fuck alone. Let them crash and burn, OR pull themselves up and fix their lives. That's the only thing that works.

Correct me if I am wrong Holly, but you pretty much straightened out yourself without a bunch of people confronting you with how you have made THEIR lives miserable, right? Forcing people into rehab is an easy way to ensure they will con their way thru, and go right back to whatever it is they love first chance they get.

I let the person/friend/whore ASK me for help before offerring or providing it...whether she wants a loan for 30 days in a Vermont Rehab center, or money to buy smack to keep from going into withdrawal, I oblige...I am da burglar and I am here to help.
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#306025 - 03/14/08 04:19 PM Re: intervention
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Quote:

Gahhh, Leave these people alone....either give them what they need or want or just leave them the fuck alone. Let them crash and burn, OR pull themselves up and fix their lives. That's the only thing that works.

Correct me if I am wrong Holly, but you pretty much straightened out yourself without a bunch of people confronting you with how you have made THEIR lives miserable, right? Forcing people into rehab is an easy way to ensure they will con their way thru, and go right back to whatever it is they love first chance they get.

I let the person/friend/whore ASK me for help before offerring or providing it...whether she wants a loan for 30 days in a Vermont Rehab center, or money to buy smack to keep from going into withdrawal, I oblige...I am da burglar and I am here to help.





nigga you already said the same shit like 20 posts ago.

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#306026 - 03/14/08 04:19 PM Re: intervention
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#306027 - 03/14/08 04:27 PM Re: intervention
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Quote:

Gahhh, Leave these people alone....either give them what they need or want or just leave them the fuck alone. Let them crash and burn, OR pull themselves up and fix their lives. That's the only thing that works.

Correct me if I am wrong Holly, but you pretty much straightened out yourself without a bunch of people confronting you with how you have made THEIR lives miserable, right? Forcing people into rehab is an easy way to ensure they will con their way thru, and go right back to whatever it is they love first chance they get.

I let the person/friend/whore ASK me for help before offerring or providing it...whether she wants a loan for 30 days in a Vermont Rehab center, or money to buy smack to keep from going into withdrawal, I oblige...I am da burglar and I am here to help.



Sorry Burg but its very very hard to do it alone. I've tried and have been very very unsucessful. 12 step meetings do work if you want it bad enough. Surround yourself with positive people who have lots of time under their belt. Do your steps and hang on, cause its a fucking roller coaster, but it can be done.
Go watch Celebrity Rehab, that is the funniest shit ever. I wish they all were going to the sober living so that we can follow them and they can make another show. But only 3 went.
Mary Carey, the girl from Idol and the guy Seth.
Last nite was the re union, I missed it, Im sure it will be on a million more times. Mary Carey says she dont drink anymore (ONLY WINE SPRITZERS...LMAO) and no more Xanax. Yeah right.
It cant be done alone, you will always need someone who has been there to give you their experience stregnth and hope. If you want it bad enough, you will eventually get it. Relapse is part of recovery. Read the Big Book, or the NA Recovery Big Book.
I would love to stay high for the rest of my life, but its not the way I want to be remembered. I dont wanna die and all they can say at my memorial is "Oh well she was a junkie bitch".

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#306028 - 03/14/08 04:44 PM Re: intervention
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#306029 - 03/14/08 06:49 PM Re: intervention
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I would like to see Da Burg on Intervention as the enabler/ drug provider to any of these addict young ladies on the show who threaten their parents to give them money or else they will get it from this pervie wheelchair guy they know.

"No, daddy. We don't do anything. He just gives me the medicine when I need it. I don't have to do anything for it, but if you don't want me to see him, I'm gonna have to call a dealer and buy the drugs. Can I have another $250? This is the last time, I swear, daddy."
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