There was a group of industry people who gathered to do some bowling tonight. The skills ranged from gutter-ballrific to Semi-Pro (not the Will Ferrell-type, either). The beautiful Alexis Texas was working out her glutes with a great deal of bending over when she gave it her all on the lanes. The somewhat less beautiful Mr. Pete was there along with Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, Joe Rock, director Jerome Tanner, and a gang from New Sensations. I noticed one other reason that life is not fair when I witnessed square-jawed Manuel display his bowling prowess by kicking everyone’s collective ass. It was either a tear or a drop of sweat that fell from my brow as I drove a mental nail into the “Less Perfect than Manuel” coffin that I buried my self-esteem in years ago when he singlehandedly stole every porn girl’s heart. I didn’t break 100 in the first game but bounced back to score 166 in the second. I jumped higher than that dude from the Super Bowl who caught the game-winning touchdown for New York with less than 30 seconds to play in the game! It was my chance to shine…finally!! Did Alexis and every other woman get on their knees when my miracle-on-wood happened? Hell, no! They were all swooning over the Magnificent Manuel as he flexed his biceps, his Fabio-esque hair swaying ever so gently in the meager breeze that blew from the hand-drying air that people hold their palms over before they grip the ball.

The other balls of fury:


My legacy to all sport for my life’s-best-ever game! 4 strikes in a row!

Based on the title, I was looking forward to a STD update...

It would have been a great post if it showed whores slinging balls. Also- dude uses his porn name at the bowling alley- whats up with that?

Four strikes in a row. Nice.



Where are the Alexis Texas pics??

I just met Alexis for the first time last night. She was with her boyfriend and just relaxing. I didn't think it was cool to take pics of her ass under the circumstances but let me tell you, it's nice to see her bowl.

Bornyo: I'm pretty sure Jerome Tanner, Joe Rock, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Mr. Pete, and Alexis Texas are all pseudonyms. That's how we know each other and that's what we often use when we are in public. Now get over the fact that you spent Friday night with your girlfriend whose initials are TV and tell us how about the Starsky and Hutch reruns.

P.S. That's Alexis Texas's right arm in the pic BTW.

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I just met Alexis for the first time last night.

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Cool. I had inferred from your post that you all went together ...

No, a group was going and friends just called friends. Most people knew each other but others were just being introduced. Bornyo was absent for some reason. Not sure why. I know someone called him but one of his single male roomates (he has several) said he was spending several hours concocting the sickest burn post EVER, dude. This raised 2 questions in my mind:

1. Do people really speak like that?
2. What does Bornyo do with the skid-marked jockstraps he has his manservants parade around in?

Any friday night of my life, including the one spent in a Montana jail, beats a friday bowling with porn mopes but thanks for caring as shown by your two posts about me.
Four consecutive strikes is a post-worthy achievement though- much better than the skanks you've been paying to fuck lately.

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including the one spent in a Montana jail

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That could be an interesting story ... was Allie Sin there?