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#299217 - 02/08/08 09:54 AM I've developed a machine that takes pics of dreams
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Here's a shot of the beginning of my last one ...

Click at your own risk ....



I'm logging off and going back to my dream ...


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#299218 - 02/08/08 10:58 AM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dreams
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Any chance you can tell us their names? Good looking whores!
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#299219 - 02/08/08 02:25 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dreams
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You must have jerked your fat fucken self silly to that
Robert Palmer video back in the day, huh Fatty?
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#299220 - 02/09/08 01:25 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dreams
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#299221 - 02/09/08 01:42 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dreams
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#299222 - 02/09/08 02:05 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dreams
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#299223 - 02/09/08 02:51 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Quote:

fatman's dream




That was stupid and gay as always, eblab. I suppose you get points for consistency.

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#299224 - 02/09/08 03:18 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dreams
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nah. this is fatman's dream.




These chicks look a bit like Audrey Hollander, I think.
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#299225 - 02/09/08 07:44 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dreams
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Quote:

fatman's dream




McDonalds and I aren't talking. The got rid of the $1 double-cheeseburger ... not that they had one in my area ... but still ....

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#299226 - 02/09/08 07:54 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dreams
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nah. this is fatman's dream.




Cool. Cute lipsyncing twins.



And, people: Quit throwing, cats!!! You'll put someone's eye out!


Lastly, Kat attacked by cat. Cool. [what a ditz ... ]
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#299227 - 02/10/08 12:20 AM Po li'l eblab
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Dbl cheezboigaz = GOOD drinking food. Sadly, eblab has NEVER been able to afford them.

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#299228 - 02/10/08 12:50 AM Re: Po li'l eblab
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Quote:

Dbl cheezboigaz = GOOD drinking food. Sadly, eblab has NEVER been able to afford them.





Christ, I finally log on again and nothing has changed, Raoul is still a post whoring waste of bandwidth most people ignore. The more things change the more things stay the same.

Raoul=faggot
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#299229 - 02/10/08 02:51 AM Re: Po li'l eblab
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I love you, too, Tierney. Show us your tits again. That's about all you're good for.

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#299230 - 02/10/08 08:15 AM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dreams
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Quote:

Quote:

fatman's dream




McDonalds and I aren't talking. The got rid of the $1 double-cheeseburger ... not that they had one in my area ... but still ....





Sucks for you because they haven't in my area. Saw it on the menu this morning.
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#299231 - 02/10/08 09:27 AM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Franchise stores have the choice of what they want to put on the dollar menu and can adjust it as they see fit. It may not be good PR though. Write a letter to them through the website.

However, stores with the breakfast dollar menu rock because I can get an egg and cheese breakfast sandwich for $1 versus just over $3 at other stores.

That was your economics lesson for the day.
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#299232 - 02/10/08 02:58 PM Re: Po li'l eblab
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I love you, too, Tierney. Show us your tits again. That's about all you're good for.




UhOh. You're on THIS again?!? I thought you gave up the PC=CL hypothesis as ill-fated.
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#299233 - 02/10/08 03:34 PM Re: Po li'l eblab
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Wherever did you get that idea?. I have never wavered from my certainty that they're one and the same person. I did believe that she'd decided to stop using the alt when it became obvious to all that it was her, a theory supported by the fact that pimpleclit stopped posting when people started to catch on.

But I have no desire to fight woth her or anyone else, Fatty. I'm guessing last night's appearance of pimpleclit was the result of an abuse session gone awry. SHe's got to let off steam somewhere.

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#299234 - 02/10/08 06:21 PM Re: Po li'l eblab
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you suck jimb.


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#299235 - 02/10/08 07:31 PM Re: Po li'l eblab
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Seriously Jim, you're a fucking dipshit. I'm sorry I dont tell you this often enough that you still think I need an alt ID to get my feelings across. It's just that I get paid to call people fags, so I hate to waste my talent.

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#299236 - 02/10/08 07:35 PM Po' GHEY Eblab
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Sez the gimpy fag with the GHEY li'l Tut graemlin. What does that even mean? Pure faggottry.

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#299237 - 02/10/08 07:45 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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I think the idea behind the original post is outstanding. Tomorrow I'm going to post a picture that closest represents what I dream about tonight.

The rest of you douchebags can just argue with each other unabated.

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#299238 - 02/10/08 10:13 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Quote:

I think the idea behind the original post is outstanding. Tomorrow I'm going to post a picture that closest represents what I dream about tonight.

The rest of you douchebags can just argue with each other unabated.




Careful Bornyo - don't let officer Jim scare you straight.
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#299239 - 02/11/08 02:46 AM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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I'm sorry, I just can't get past the nose surgery scar on the brunette on the right.
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#299240 - 02/11/08 05:59 AM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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I think fatty's real dream would be cats that crapped McDonalds french fries.

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#299241 - 02/11/08 07:54 AM Re: Po li'l eblab
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Quote:

Wherever did you get that idea?.




Statements from the origin of the "truce", and info from Conky.
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#299242 - 02/11/08 08:06 AM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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I think fatty's real dream would be cats that crapped McDonalds french fries.




I never dream about food ... since I have no problem getting food, I guess ...

Plus, I've never been much of a fries person, actually ....

The only fries I'm a huge fan of are from Nathan's ... the famous Coney Island hot dog restaurant which likely most of you never heard of ...



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#299243 - 02/11/08 08:14 AM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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I've heard of Nathans, they sell their hotdogs in grocery stores now. Usually for 3 or 4 more dollars a package than the next leading brand.

It is more than just a food dream, it's about saving time. Would you be happier if they crapped Quarter Pounders or hot apple pies?

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#299244 - 02/11/08 08:17 AM Re: Much Ado...
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The two are not mutually exclusive, Fatman. But, as I said, I consider it an abberation.

And Nathan's fries kick ass.


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#299245 - 02/11/08 08:29 AM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Would you be happier if they crapped Quarter Pounders or hot apple pies?





Double cheeseburgers.
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#299246 - 02/11/08 10:05 AM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Slept like a baby.

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#299247 - 02/11/08 11:27 AM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Slept like a baby.




You soiled yourself and woke up screaming?
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#299248 - 02/11/08 11:40 AM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Fatman, please. Nathan's ain't bad for fries, and it is a big chain. Don't act like it's obscure and just in Coney Island. Shit, there's one everywhere out there. Sonic on the west coast has the best fries. McDonald's used to until the 90's. I also like the waffle fries at the Palomino restaurant chain.
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#299249 - 02/11/08 12:04 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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The only fries I'm a huge fan of are from Nathan's ... the famous Coney Island hot dog restaurant which likely most of you never heard of ...




According to it's website , Nathans has 404 retail locations world wide, including the Kenny Rogers Roasters chain which it recently acquired.

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#299250 - 02/11/08 01:48 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Quote:

Sonic on the west coast has the best fries.



I beg to differ. Rally's has the best fries, period. There's only a handful of Sonic's in LA. One is in Anaheim and the rest in Lancaster. In N Out has the best fresh fries.
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#299251 - 02/11/08 02:58 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Nathan's ain't bad for fries, and it is a big chain. Don't act like it's obscure and just in Coney Island.




Didn't know it was so big. No idea it left the NYC metro area.

I've seen a few around sharing space with other fastfood chains in some places in NYC, like in Penn Station and Herald Square, but I was highly disappointed in the food there.

For years since, I've only gone to the one Coney Island and I find it's quality much better. Though that could just be my own prejudice ...
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#299252 - 02/11/08 03:18 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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they used to have a nathan's near kenmore square in boston. despite my best efforts, it went out of business before my sophomore year. good shit, tho.
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#299253 - 02/11/08 05:00 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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There is a kosher Nathan's on Pico and Doheny in LA. They're closed from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown for Shabbat.
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#299254 - 02/11/08 05:22 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dreams
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i recently uncovered fatman's secret life, selling cars to crackheads in the ghettos of youngstown

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#299255 - 02/11/08 05:23 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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I hope he took Tritone for his entire welfare check.
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#299256 - 02/11/08 11:29 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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No credit? No problem!

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#299257 - 02/12/08 02:12 AM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Fatman's dream is tea time with Kyoto.
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#299258 - 02/12/08 04:06 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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#299259 - 02/12/08 04:47 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Fatman's dream is tea time with Kyoto.




The city in Japan??
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#299260 - 02/12/08 04:49 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Quote:

Quote:

Fatman's dream is tea time with Kyoto.




The city in Japan??




No. The other cat-obsessed sociopath from xpt.
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#299261 - 02/12/08 04:51 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Fatman's dream is tea time with Kyoto.




The city in Japan??




No. The other cat-obsessed sociopath from xpt.




I have no idea who that is ...
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#299262 - 02/12/08 05:11 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Harvey Mudd College students ?
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#299263 - 02/12/08 06:44 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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I have no idea who that is ...




Fatty doesn't do irony, or searches.
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#299264 - 02/12/08 07:24 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Quote:

Quote:


I have no idea who that is ...




Fatty doesn't do irony, or searches.




This is something about Fatman that I find interesting. He doesn't do searches for things like this. I think that's the laziness in him which made him fat. Yet he will search the internet assiduously to find clips of the Milton twins.

He reminds me of a huge kid I went to high school with who was deemed dumb because he absorbed abuse from all quarters without defending himself but when I took the time to talk to the guy I knew something was going on in there.

I've said too much.

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#299265 - 02/12/08 11:21 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Quote:

This is something about Fatman that I find interesting....




I just assumed he was mildly autistic. Like Asperger Syndrome.
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#299266 - 02/12/08 11:49 PM Re: I've developed a machine that takes pics of dr
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Kyoto just doesn't sound interesting to me ... unlike say Cherish & Cali Marie who were very interesting to me at the time.

And, it seemed to me that Gia implied I had knowledge of him ... and I just wanted to correct her that I did not ...
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