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#297626 - 01/30/08 10:47 PM
Brandon Irons parallels naked fat man with teapot
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Has anyone else noticed Brandon Iron is showing a lot more of his dick and a lot less of the homely girls he's shilling for in TFH? I thought since he's always preaching variety maybe he was trying to appeal to his gay fans. That was before I was introduced to the reflectoporn phenomenon. Has anyone else heard of this?? These ugly old exhibitionist dudes deliberately photograph objects with reflective surfaces while theyre naked and then post said photograph on auction sites like ebay to sell the item. In turn, sneaking their dick on the internet. Example:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/kettle.asp
There's a correlation here. Brandon thinks that by distracting us with sub par whores, he can sneak his wiener into every shot. Different means, same motivation. Just sayin.
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#297627 - 01/30/08 10:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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ceara, I think a small amount of genius is encompassed in your post. in fact, this explains why no one watches brandon's porn, other than his alt id's of course.
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#297628 - 01/30/08 11:26 PM
Re: Brandon Irons parallels naked fat man with teapot
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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That was before I discovered this reflectoporn phenomenon. Has anyone else heard of this?? These ugly old exhibitionist dudes deliberately photograph objects with reflective surfaces while theyre naked and then post said photograph on auction sites like ebay to sell the item. In turn, sneaking their dick on the internet. Example:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/kettle.asp
I've never heard of this before. However, I must give some credit to these guys. This does merit a certain degree of evil genius. Leave it to the creepy old pervs to come up with new ways to... be creepy old pervs.
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#297629 - 01/31/08 07:24 AM
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ceara, I think a small amount of genius is encompassed in your post. in fact, this explains why no one watches brandon's porn, other than his alt id's of course.
She diappears for a month, then comes back to hit a Grand Slam. Excellent post, CL. 
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#297630 - 01/31/08 05:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Princess Ceara rocks. Period.
btw ... I love this one:
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#297631 - 01/31/08 05:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I think Ceara's spot on. It never matters to Brandon who he shoots just so he can get his "weiner" in the picture.
Brandon maybe you should think about seeing a doctor for this affliction and let the others slide.
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#297632 - 01/31/08 06:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Typical behavior for a Canadian. If he wasn't doing this he'd be lynching a pregnant woman.
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#297636 - 01/31/08 11:43 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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How does this guy still get whores to fuck him? He doesn't have a penis. It's a huge herpe bump resembling a cock.
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#297641 - 02/06/08 02:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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hey, Crunktastic Daddy-o, change your avatar to this please.
Yay Gia eats, are you eating whole wheat pizza my dear?
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#297642 - 02/14/08 03:15 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Brandon Irons is my nigga dont be talkin shit bitches or else I'll have to get my baby powder out and pimp smack you crunktastic hoebags.
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#297644 - 02/15/08 06:31 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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hey, Crunktastic Daddy-o, change your avatar to this please.
It comes in sideways ... I don't know why.
Yay Gia eats, are you eating whole wheat pizza my dear?
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#297646 - 02/15/08 11:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Damn you gave her pinkeye!
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#297648 - 02/15/08 11:39 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Are her eyes red from the conjunctivitis you gave her, or her sobbing once she realized what she had to do to make rent?
edit - damn Bornyo was quicker on the draw
Edited by Soopergrizz (02/15/08 11:41 AM)
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#297651 - 02/15/08 12:03 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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that is the ugliest whore i have ever seen. i'd like to do a chromosome count on that one.
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#297652 - 02/15/08 09:26 PM
Re: Brandon Irons parallels naked fat man with tea
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Has anyone else noticed Brandon Iron is showing a lot more of his dick and a lot less of the homely girls he's shilling for in TFH? I thought since he's always preaching variety maybe he was trying to appeal to his gay fans. That was before I was introduced to the reflectoporn phenomenon. Has anyone else heard of this?? These ugly old exhibitionist dudes deliberately photograph objects with reflective surfaces while theyre naked and then post said photograph on auction sites like ebay to sell the item. In turn, sneaking their dick on the internet. Example:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/kettle.asp
There's a correlation here. Brandon thinks that by distracting us with sub par whores, he can sneak his wiener into every shot. Different means, same motivation. Just sayin.
thats joe from ama content? the guy of the meltdown with donny long
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#297654 - 02/16/08 04:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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hey, Crunktastic Daddy-o, change your avatar to this please.
Hey is that a tart Gia?
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