OK. I didn't want to "go there" as they used to say on classic Jerry Springer shows, but the truth is that I found Leigh in Lee's trunk....with a loaded rifle. I was worried that she had somehow gone insane and may have harmed herself or others. I did the right thing by getting her in porn so she could be self-sufficient. Industry, you're welcome!

So you see Gia, I am not picking the girls. The girls are actually picking me. I can't help it. Now if you want to help me raise standards, let's work out a deal for 15 minutes of your time.