Ok, you spend the night at a longtimewhore friend's place, but it was a spontaneous, impromptu occurrence....you wake up and politely ask her if you can use her toothbrush. She freaks, like its the grossest thing ever...this being the same women who had the dick you piss out of everyday in her mouth several times last night, swallowd your splooge, swapped spit with you and allowed you to finger fuck her into several near frenzies. But ya cant use her toothbrush, which could be easily rinsed and even dunked in alcohol or peroxide to kill whateverthefuck....??????? So, What the fuck???

Just when you think you know a whore....

Too intimate.

if she let you use it, that would make her a total whore.

here's how it works-you just wake up with your one night stand in bed. that's acceptable because you were being "wild" or "crazy" and you really still are a marraigable chick. but it's 2007 and "sex in the city" tells you pretty and successful single chicks do that. and it's cool.

night's over, back to pretending you're some character from the show and you bring it up to all of your hip friends at some hip place over brunch.

you wake up, you're an empowered, sex-positive chick because you took a random guy home. that's cool, but now you're sober and the experience is over and you've got that hip brunch to make after a quick, embarassing goodbye.

then the guy asks you to use personal items. you say yes, you're not sarah jessica anymore.

now you're just a pathetic, dirty whore who just got fucked and wakes up to share something husbands and wives don't do. you're getting older, you want babies, you want to be a real woman with a nice lawn and perfect life.

instead, you just let some stranger use your toothbrush. that means you're only good for being used. whores get used. sluts get used. you're used and dirty like your toothbrush. you're going to end up getting married to get married or face being 43 with shot ovaries and no chance at feeling completed except by the companionship your cat provides. then you're just pathetic and societally-expendable like old hens going through menopause eating ice cream alone and adding more cats to your life.

that's the jamesn guide to that thought process.

Any whore worth her silver has several cheapo toothbrushes in the cabinet especially for such occasions.

No one uses my toothbrush. No one.

jamesn that was great.

Burg you said she was a whore...did you offer to buy her toothbrush?

Picked up this woman “celebrating” her birthday at a bar. Take her to a motel and proceed to fuck the shit out of her, tells me to cum all over her face. But won’t kiss, to immanent for someone she picked up at a bar. Go figure, she’ll let me pull my dick out of her cunt, suck it till I cum, swallow every bit of it, but don’t even think about kissing me.

you meant "intimate" right? just say yes. you should be pleased she didn't want to kiss, you'd probably be kissing the nut from the last guy that gave her a facial.

merry christmas, jondra nazi signing off.

Why would you want to use this skank's toothbrush in the first place, just put some toothpaste on your index finger and brush hobo style.

Just use some mouthwash. Every whore has mouthwash. On second thought, maybe you don't want to use someone else's mouthwash.

The thought of swapping spit with a whore and using her toothbrush makes my balls crawl up into my stomach. Sometimes it's just safer to skip brushing for one night.